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In The Valley Of Death, I Am King

There´s freak confusions in your bed and you got triple sixes in your head...So, baby, get dead.

About Me

IF IT FEELS GOOD, THEN DO IT!"Satanism is Satanism not due to our worship of any deity, but for the philosophy that we stand for. We recognize ourselves as gods, and we hold our own perspective on life as holy and revere our own experiences as the only truth we can ever know. "
"Granddaddy used to handle snakes in church, Granny drank strychnine. I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speaking."
"I hate you because you lie to me. Yet you hate me because I tell you the truth..."
Terve! Oi, ya yobs! I'm Vince Kelle AKA Algy Suicide (nee Siouxicide) AKA Edmund Shortcake AKA *deadboy* AKA Ripping Corpse aka The Hellside Wrangler.
I'm by birth, third generation, white trash. The "original nigger".
The rancid, self loathing, self mutilating, bitter hellspawn of hillbillies from North Carolina and Pennsylvania White trash...and I hate YOU for it.
I also HATE sluts, liars, thieves, drama queens, fake, self absorbed "friends", and people that are proud of their own stupidity, and ignorance.
I find most people to be insensitive, uneducated, impolite, lazy jerk-offs. Read a book you fucks!
Fuck me over...I'll fuck you over 10 times as hard and 10 times as often in return. I live for revenge. I'm only nice and take shit and/or turn a blind eye for so long...then I will be the most ruthless motherfucker you ever met. So, choose your bullshit turns wisely. Note: Betray my trust and you'll never get it back.
I'm truly tired of apologizing for shit I shouldn't need to.
Other than those "few" things (ha!) I laugh and joke non-stop. To me, EVERYTHING is funny.
I'm actually a very nice, talkative guy. So, feel free to chat. Just be honest and a real friend I'll have your back 'til the end.
Musically, I Played bass and did co-lead vox in DE punk "faves" JAKE AND THE STIFFS.
I did lead vox, self mutilating, and face smashing in ALGY AND THE ASS EATERS, and FIRST STATE THRILL KILLERS.
I was the original bassist/trouble maker in THE PUNKY BREWSTERS (Hey, it paid the bills...nicely)
I was also a founding member and main writer/contributor/cross dresser/naked bloody guy in the pseudo-industrial band LOVE MUSCLE, then GANGSTER PUMP and DAS KICKBOY.
In 2000, I moved to Los Angeles for awhile to land the bass gig with TEXAS TERRI AND THE STIFF ONES. Spent lotsa time hanging in the punk and Goth scene/clubs and had a fuckin' blast...EVERY day was Halloween! But I moved back after becoming bitter and disillusioned with L.A. and some fake motherfuckers in the scene.
I currently mangle the bass in SE7EN bands...See the top of my interests list for details.
I'm also a former writer/ranter/reviewer for Now Wave Zine.
Kiitos & Vaya Con Satan!
Algy 6666 Suicide
"Extra 6, Extra Evil"
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Pog mo thoin
Pog mo thoin - 'Kiss my ass.'You're one tough bastard, and if anyone doesn't like it, they can kiss your ass. You enjoy fighting and causing grievous bodily harm. Hey! What are you lookin' at, punk?
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Richey Edwards
You are Richey James Edwards! You're a manic! You aren't too good when it comes to making music, but you're smart and can write well. You're honest and quiet, but different. You are beautiful! Oh, he disappeared in 1995 while on tour with his band Manic Street Preachers.
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You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at medium risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is somewhat likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

My Interests

My Bands
(see my "TOP 20" friends list for links):

1. HELLBOMBER (Lotsa Social D. & Lotsa J. Cash. Currently on "hiatus")

2. WALK AMONG US (My Misfits Tribute band...It's Alive!)

3. THE ASSIMILATORS (Joe Jackson, The Clash, Elvis Costello, Exploding Hearts with an edge stylee original music..."punk")

4. THE PUNKY BREWSTERS...again. Back in the band after a few years absence. 80's New Wave and Hard Rock/Metal songs with a bit of "reimagining" and a swift kick in the ass.

5. JAKE AND THE STIFFS- Original PUNK RAWK! Reunion Show with THE QUEERS on April 19 at Mojo 13!

6.GANGSTER PUMP (Status??? Beer Core/Tard-Core)

Plus, a few more in the early stages of developement/rebirth...

I enjoy:

Golden showers and bloodbaths.
Pissing people off.
Drinking, fighting, fucking!
Booze, Sex, and Breaking Necks!
Sid Vicious
Manuela Ruda
The Fall Of Lucifer
Mixed Martial Arts
REDHEADS!
FINLAND
Finnish girls

Cooking
reading
Drawing & Design
Art
history
The Civil War
writing
theology
demonology
Satanism
Paganism
cannibalism
Vampyrism
Animals...esp. Ferrets.
Playing bass with my forehead.
Pic: My Long Suffering Bass:

Attending horror conventions (Chiller, Monster Mania, Fangoria, Etc.)
Hitting smart-ass people in the mouth with billiard balls repeatedly.
Bleeding on, gobbing on, cursing at, throwing things at/on unsuspecting and clueless club patrons expecting to see a "real" cover band.
Spitting profusely
Scar collecting
Gibson Thunderbird basses
Iron Crosses
eyeliner
Leopard print
safety pins
razor blades
Ball-gags
leather and vinyl
Platform/Monster boots
fishnet
tattoos
piercings
porn
toys
chicks with lotsa ink, and/or Betti Page/Vampira stylee hair
little gay dogs
Serial Killers
Horror and Gore
My Celtic (Irish) and Native American (North Carolina/Cherokee) roots... and to a lesser extent, looking into my German and Italian drinking genes as well.

FREE THE WEST MEMPHIS 3!
(Check out wm3.org for more info about the WM3!!)
The UFC
The NHL...The Philthadelphia FLYERS
The AHL Philly Phantoms
ROXI "Too Fast For Love" GUNZ, and The Derby...Support The Wilmington RUFF ROLLERS!

I'd like to meet:

Just Manuela Ruda (Top 2 Pics)
And the most wonderful Felidae Kafka/Mrs. Adolf Shortcake (other pics).
Pretty much anyone on here with a basic grasp of proper grammar, spelling, and common sense.
If you are in a band and you want an add. Hit up my numerous pages of the many bands I'm in. I'm no longer adding unsolicted bands to my personal page. This is personal and THOSE are business. If I like your band that much, I'll message YOU.

Music:

Punk, Oi!, And Hardcore:

The Clash, The Sex Pistols, The Misfits, Social Distortion, The Dead Boys, Black Flag, Cro-Mags, Bad Brains, Quicksand, GG Allin/The Jabbers, Reagan Youth, The Descendents, Exploding Hearts, X (USA), The Damned, The Dwarves, Johnny Thunders And The Heartbreakers, Eater, Skrewdriver, Cock Sparrer, Vibrators, Lurkers, Buzzcocks, The Adicts, Stiff Little Fingers, Rip Offs, FANG, Poison Idea, 45 Grave, The Kids (Belgium), The Pagans, Plasmatics, The Boys, The Joneses, The Stitches, US Bombs, Exploding Fuckdolls, Smut Peddlers, Niblick Henbane, Broken Heroes, Anti Nowhere League, D*Generation, The Prostitutes, Slaughter And The Dogs, Op Ivy, The Lewd, The Viletones, Nim Vind, KRAUT, TSOL, Code Of Honor, Sick Pleasure, Circle Jerks, FEAR, The Germs, Minor Threat, D.R.I., Murder City Devils, Supersuckers, The Dictators, ***CANCERSLUG!!!!!!***

Glam-Trash-Punk, Horror-Punk, Deathrock, and "Hair" Metal, Etc:

"Izzy-era" Guns And Roses, Hanoi Rocks, NY Dolls, Motley Crue, (old) Faster Pussycat, David Bowie, Hollywood Brats, Backyard Babies, Turbonegro, Nashville Pussy, (old) KIX, Supershit 666, Motherfucker 666, Smack, (old) 69 Eyes, WASP, Murderdolls, Marilyn Manson, Slade, Sweet, The Toilet Boys, Towers Of London, Zodiac Mindwarp, The Star Spangles.

NWOBHM, Classic and Black Metal, Etc:

Danzig, Rose Tattoo, Thin Lizzy, Bon Scott era AC/DC, UFO, Motorhead, Slayer, Voivod, DEATH, Carnivore, Venom, Celtic Frost, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond, Cradle Of Filth, Bolt Thrower, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, DIO, Black Sabbath, Warfare, Tank, Type O Negative, Dark Throne, Manowar, Monolith Deathcult.

"Old School", Shit kickin', Outlaw Country:

Johnny Cash, Hank Williams, Hank lll, Merle Hagard, David Alan Coe, Conway Twitty, George Jones, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Rebel, Dwight Yoakam.

Hardcore "old School" Rap:

NWA, Public Enemy, Geto Boys, LL Cool J, Run DMC, Beastie Boys.

Proto-Punk, Power-Pop, Two-Tone Ska, Rockabilly, Roots Rock, 80's New Wave, Industrial, and Shit So GOOD that it's "undefinable":

The Cure, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, The Kinks, The Stooges, MC5, Blue Cheer, Tyla/Dogs D'Amour, Bjork/The Sugarcubes, The Cramps, Buddy Holly, Alice Cooper, Joe Jackson, Joy Division, Material Issue, Jellyfish, The "Holy Trinity Of Elvis" (Presley, Hitler, AND Costello!) Paul Collins Beat, Oasis, The Nipple Erectors/The Pogues/Shane MacGowan, Roy Orbison, Badfinger, Eddie Cochran, NIN, Chris Isaak, Nick Cave, Roky Erickson, Nikki Sudden, Ministry, BILE, Lords Of The New Church, Adam And The Ants, Duran Duran (first LP), The Specials, Selector, Depeche Mode, Desmond Dekker, The Quakes, Citizen Fish, The Muffs, The Libertines, Babyshambles, Dirty Pretty Things, The World Famous Crawlspace Brothers, Rich Hillen Jr.

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Movies:

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General:

All documentaries, and almost all horror flicks.

Specific:

Slingblade, True Romance, Natural Born Killers, The Devil's Rejects, House Of 1000 Corpses, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Falling Down, Kill Bill Vol. l & ll, Edward Scissorhands, Blade Runner, Usual Suspects, Se7en, Spinal Tap, Texas Chainsaw (original of course!), Black Robe, Brave Heart, Sid And Nancy, Memento, Slapshot, Napoleon Dynamite, A Clockwork Orange, Watership Down, Decline Of Western Civilization Pt. 1, The Blood Trilogy by HG Lewis, Shaun Of The Dead, 28 Days Later, Saw ll, The Last Man On Earth, Jacob's Ladder, Hollywood Shuffle, American History X, Romper Stomper, The Wild One, Seven Samurai, Evil Dead series, Lord Of The Rings series, Return Of The Living Dead Series...

Television:

24, Plus, I'm obsessed with PEEP SHOW, and Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares (haha!) on BBC America! Also, My Name Is Earl, The Office (US), The Soup, The Ultimate Fighter, SQUIDBILLIES!, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Drawn Together, American Dad, Southpark, Seinfeld, The Deadliest Catch, Shark Hunters Tournament, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, Project Runway, Survivorman, Blow Out, Going Tribal, The Young Ones (DVD), Military Channel, History Channel and ANY kind of Documentary.

Books:

I read voraciously. So...here's a short list:

Shit Magnet, The Redneck Manifesto, Answer Me! (All by Jim Goad). The Satanic Bible, I Am Legend, Paradise Lost, Auschwitz...A Doctor's Eyewitness Account, Where The Wild Things Are, Poems For The Dead, England's Dreaming, We Got The Neutron Bomb, Lords Of Chaos, I Don't Want To Live This Life, The Outsiders, Please Kill Me, The Devil's Knot (Check out wm3.org for more info about the WM3!!) Almost any E.A. Poe and/or true crime or serial killer stuff.

Heroes:

"All my heroes are dead, dying, or sold out" VLD

I don't belive in heroes, they're all useless. BUT, I find the following people to be VERY cool and inspiring:
Anton LaVey, Johnny Cash, Hank Williams Sr., Sid Vicious, Joe Strummer/Mick Jones, Jim Goad, Tyla, GG Allin, Stiv Bators, Keith "Keef" Richards, Johnny Thunders, David Bowie, Robert Smith, John Doe, Paul Simonon (The Clash), Richey James Edwards, Charles Manson

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My Blog

For A Bit Of Enlightenment...SATANISM.

For those that are clueless. Here are few things that may surprise you:   LaVey styled Satanism is not the worship of any diety known as "Satan" (or "the devil") but a belief in your o...
Posted by In The Valley Of Death, I Am King on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:47:00 PST

New Video I Added: I WAS WRONG

"I Was Wrong" by Social Distortion. I added the video 'cause the lyrics always hit close to home. Way TOO close... "I Was Wrong" (Social Dostortion)Oh, when I was youngI was so full of fearI hid behin...
Posted by In The Valley Of Death, I Am King on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:04:00 PST

Young Ned Of The Hill...The Pogues.

YOUNG NED OF THE HILL Have you ever walked the lonesome hills And heard the curlews cry Or seen the raven black as night Upon a windswept sky To walk the purple heather And hear the westwind cry To ...
Posted by In The Valley Of Death, I Am King on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 04:54:00 PST

And to think...I STILL won't kill spiders!

Check this shit out, I got bit by a Brown Recluse spider at the club we played Saturday night! Haha! How funny is that? So, I've been bed ridden with fever and nausea since Sunday! Oh, the fun!I went ...
Posted by In The Valley Of Death, I Am King on Thu, 25 May 2006 11:27:00 PST

25 Questions With Me From Now Wave Zine:

Kinda old, but what the Hell... LORD RUTLEDGE PRESENTS:25 Questions: Algy Suicide Legend has it that he's a blood relative of Iggy Pop and GG Allin. For years he's been known by those in-the-know as...
Posted by In The Valley Of Death, I Am King on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST