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Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com

Killing the angels in the house...

About Me



I'm a 5 foot tall killing machine.I only get in the express line at the market if I meet the requirements. Anyone who does otherwise is a jackhole.Baby got "back" and then some.My dog is smaller than most cats.Lois Griffin is the hottest animated mom of all time!
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My Interests

Eating candy

I'd like to meet:

Barak Obama, Steve Martin, Gene Wilder, Pat Benatar, Bill Clinton, this girl from 5th grade that I beat the crap out of, sorry about that, Michelle, you were just all up in my face.

Music:

My musical taste is all over the freakin' place. Ready? Queen, Pat Benatar, Blondie, Bjork, Pink Martini, Air Supply, Black Eyed Peas, AC/DC, Decemberists, 50 Cent, Shakira, Christina Aguilera, Amos Lee, Bettye LaVette, Devotchka, Dashboard Confessional, Eartha Kitt, Dusty Springfield, Herbert Gronemeyer, Johnny Mathis, Journey, Missy Elliott, Peaches, Scissor Sisters, Von Iva, Tom Waits, Yaz and yes, Fergie.

Movies:

Go see CHILDREN OF MEN now!!!! Being There, The Jerk, The Party, The Apartment, The Man with Two Brains, Blazing Saddles, Planes Trains and Automobiles, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, Ordinary People...

Television:

The Shield is the greatest show on TV right now (except for Family Guy, of course!)

Books:

Well, right now I'm reading "The Plot Against America" by Philip Roth (Genius!)

Heroes:

by David Bowie, great song, great album, released in 1999. Buy it on iTunes!

My Blog

Oh, and here’s a clip

http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/index.php?cl=77 84824This is a news clip from Saturday night's show at The Ahmanson Theatre in Los Angeles. It was called FREAKIN' SWEET and it was a 2 hou...
Posted by Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:24:00 PST

Tiny Penis

Hello folks. Just thought I'd pop online and give you an update. I am knocked up. It's official. I have a teeny tiny penis inside of me right now and it will be coming out of me in September. So,...
Posted by Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com on Thu, 15 May 2008 03:21:00 PST

Afreeka!

Howdy folks. It's been a while since I've blogged because I've had nothing to say, really. As you may know, the writer's strike has ended and we are all back to work. It's been about a week and so ...
Posted by Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:12:00 PST

Carnegie Fucking Hall!!!

Seth MacFarlane and I will be performing at Carnegie Hall on January 31, 2008. I still can't believe it's actually happening and probably won't until I'm standing center stage. It's kind of a fluke ...
Posted by Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 11:42:00 PST

Not The Daily Show

http://youtube.com/watch?v=PzRHlpEmr0w
Posted by Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 11:04:00 PST

Strike Anywhere Matches

More strike info. This was posted on the WGA update:As expected, the AMPTP today took out another set of full page ads making misleading statements. * They say that technology and the Internet is r...
Posted by Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 09:11:00 PST

Voices of Uncertainty

Here's a little video that can help explain what the writers are fighting for.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8a37uqd5vTw
Posted by Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:25:00 PST

Ted Striker!

Hey there. Just thought I'd say hi from the picket lines here in LA. Yesterday and today I walked the line for 4 hours each day. And let me tell you...it's hard! You get a bunch of pasty white wri...
Posted by Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 05:04:00 PST

I am a Cyblog

Hey. Long freakin' time, I know, I suck. It's been a whirlwind round here and it doesn't look like it will settle any time soon. But I ain't complaining. Let's see...whats' new...in Chicago we did...
Posted by Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:09:00 PST

Adults Only!!!

Okay, so yours truly is in the new issue of...PLaygirl. Yes, the pornographic magazine filled with naked pictures of men. Why am I in Playgirl, you may ask? Well, I guess they figure that anyone wh...
Posted by Alex Borstein www.alexborstein.com on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:27:00 PST