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Travis

Honor; commended no longer as virtue, yet shall be extolled at light's demise!

About Me

Creation is dying at the speed of time...cursed to dispersion in a flash of narcissism so bright that the whole of nihility was pierced by its luminous glory. It was here, at the dawn of eternity, where the light-bearer screamed "ASYMMETRY!"
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My Interests

Music, guitars, movies, firearms, knives/swords, comic books, action figures, exotic automobiles, sports, physics/astronomy, computers, pornography

Music:

METAL!(black, death, grind, gore, thrash, power, prog) e.g. Emperor, Immortal, Thy Primordial, old Ulver, Wintersun, Necrophagist, Arsis, Angelcorpse, Suffocation, Nile, Hate Eternal, Dissection, Cannibal Corpse, Death, Decapitated, Sceptic, Pig Destroyer, Impaled, The Haunted, Megadeth, Rhapsody, Blind Guardian, Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, Planet X, Spiral Architect, Cynic CLASSICAL (Bach, Dvorak, Chopin, Goreki, Paganini, Mozart, Wagner), CLASSIC/PROG ROCK (Rush, Pink Floyd, Yes, Van Halen, 38 Special) NEW AGE (Yanni, Kintaro, John Tesh, Constance Demby), OLDER POP (Michael Jackson, Sting, Peter Gabriel, Counting Crows, Gin Blossoms, Goo Goo Dolls, pretty much any 80's or early 90's pop), RAP (Dr. Dre, Snoop, Kurupt, Biggie, Xibit, Ice Cube, Ghetto Boyz, Mc Ren, D12) SINGER/SONGWRITER (Simon and Garfunkel, Don McLean, Jim Croce, John Denver)

Movies:

Goodfellas, In The Mouth Of Madness, Taxi Driver, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, This Is Spinal Tap, A Mighty Wind, For Your Consideration, Ronin, Alien(s), Seven, Event Horizon, Last Man Standing, Crimson Tide, Night Of The Living Dead, Dawn Of The Dead (remake), Star Trek (ANY!), Flatliners, Raising Cain, 12 Monkeys, Evil Dead, Dead-Alive, Gummo

Television:

Star Trek (TOS or TNG), House M.D., Blackadder, Red Dwarf, Bill Nye: The Science Guy, Reno 911, Family Guy, South Park, The Tick, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Garfield and Friends, Malcolm In The Middle, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, NewsRadio, Scrubs, Antiques Road Show, This Old House, New Yankee Workshop, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, Reading Rainbow, How Its Made

Books:

Non-fiction And Philosophy (some poetry)- Hyperspace, Quantum Reality, The Meaning Of Relativity, Three Roads To Quantum Gravity, Superstrings, Beyond Good And Evil, The Antichrist, Human All Too Human, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, The Divine Comedy, Paradise Lost, Canterbury Tales

Heroes:

Captain James Tiberius Kirk, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Bill Nye, Bill Clinton, Dogbert, Albert Einstein, Werner Heisenberg, Steve Vai, John Petrucci, Tony MacAlpine, Ihsahn (EMPEROR), Roger Waters, Silver Surfer, The Tick, Master Shake, Butt-Head, Hulk Hogan, George Costanza, Gregory House, Edmund Blackadder, Zarathustra, Prometheus

My Blog

Once again ladies & gentlemen, Mr. Roger Waters; a man of infinite wisdom...

It's A Miracle - Roger Waters (Amused to Death)Miraculous you call it babeYou ain't seen nothing yetThey've got Pepsi in the AndesMcDonalds in TibetYosemite's been turned intoA golf course for the Jap...
Posted by Travis on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:39:00 PST

This was supposed to be "the summer of Travis!"

As if it wasn't BAD ASS enough that Venom (FUCKING VENOM...AAAHHHHH!!!) is in the new Spider-Man movie and is looking fucking scary as shit...THE MOTHER FUCKING SILVER SURFER IS IN THE NEW FANTASTIC F...
Posted by Travis on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:46:00 PST

A sprinkling of magic christmas fairy dust...

At these times of christmas cheer, I picture those I once held dear gripping the the plastic horns of lifeless reindeer, dying in the styrofoam snow.  As once I gave not one shit but two, I find ...
Posted by Travis on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:28:00 PST

My gun...made just for me by Col. Colt!

Here is a rundown of the custom features on my pistol... Specs:  Colt 1997 mark 4 series 80 enhanced model combat commander XE .45 acp single-stack, single-action.  Stainless steel...
Posted by Travis on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:02:00 PST

May The Dark Lord welcome you home from battle, my friend...

Taken from www.dissection.nu: As rumours have started to spread we feel obliged to confirm Jon Nödtveidt's death. Jon Nödtveidt was a man who lived his life according to his convictions and True Will....
Posted by Travis on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 01:53:00 PST

EUREKA! An end to world suffering is at hand! EAT THE NEEDY!!!

Once again, I have come through with a plan to save the world population from death by stupidity/de-evolution!  The needy and wreched must be herded up in droves, ground into sausage and fed to t...
Posted by Travis on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST

Greatest Metal Albums Ever!

Emperor:  Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk, Dissection:  Storm of the Light's Bane, Ulver:  Nattens Madrigal,  Thy Primordial:  At the World of Untrodden Wonder, Immortal:  ...
Posted by Travis on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:49:00 PST

Deep words of wisdom from Mr. Waters

Dogs (Pink Floyd:  Animals)You gotta be crazy, you gotta have a real need. You gotta sleep on your toes, and when you're on the street, you gotta be able to pick out the easy meat with your eyes ...
Posted by Travis on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:21:00 PST

Eeewww...EMO!

    The "emo kid."  A horrid little reminder of man's ever-declining intelectual capacity and good old scrotal fortitude.  If it were not for my fear of imprisonment, I would ...
Posted by Travis on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 10:46:00 PST

My hatred for you knows no bounds!

    Ahhh...we live in extraordinary times.  The smell of discord and chaos washes over me.  The world of man crumbles all around us (as it ever has).  The strong must now...
Posted by Travis on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:21:00 PST