Mini Bikes with lawn mower engines, Slot Cars. I'm in the Thunderbuggers Slot Car Club we run only the tuffest metal flakey rods with pinstripes that monogram and revell can think up. I'm in a surf club called "The Stink Bugs" we are the leaders of the Beach, and pound all gremmys, and Hodads who come on our surf & turf into the sand. All Hodads are trash and stink! When I'm not movin on the side walk surf jobs, Slot Car Racing or Surfing at the beach I also play boss gitar and or sing and or both in way out musical groops.
Any in crowders who dig all night parties, boss gitar, submarine races, or revell rail job kits with white wall cheaters and are over 18 send me outa my tree and can scratch me off a few letters any time now. If you're a girl type who reads books by Vonda Kay then you're OUT and need to go soak your head in a garbage can! Here's a poem I wrote for all swingin' chicks: Like I dig girls, in fancy mods; So I take them around in me little rod... My cool rod, is the boss of all bosses. It's a '52 Ford, with 300 hosses... It's a souped up motor, what you'd call cool. It gives me a thrill, while drivin' to school.... Tho I drag real hip, it calls for concentration, 'cause one thing I DON'T need is a traffic citation.
I only dig the hairiest records by tuff swingers like Al Jardine, The Rockin' Ramrods, The Possums, The Lincolns, Bo And The Weevils, Larry and The Angry Generation, The Blasters who did the LP "The Sounds Of the Drags" on Crown Records, Mike Adams and the Red Jackets, The Silly Surfers, Donna Loren, The Weird-Ohs, Mr. Gasser and the Weirdos, B Brock and The Sultans, The Nooney Ricket 4, , the Del Counts, The Peppermint Loungers, David Marks and the Marksmen, The Swiss Family Skiers, Jerry Cole and His Spacemen, the Swingers, Donnie Brooks of "Penny The Poo" fame, Johnny and the Jaloppy V "California Street", The Capers, The Revells "The Go! Sounds Of The Slots", Los Red Caps, The Scavengers who did the LP "Motorcycle Scramble", The Bruce Johnston Surfing Band, The Hondells, The Yetti-Men, The Four Wheels, Frank Sinatra Jr., KRLA am 1110 Dick Biondi Show he plays some boss stompers!, The Shruggs, Jan And Dean, And Chubby Mother Fuckin' Checker...
ALL Movies with MY IDEAL Erik Von Zipper IN THEM
Cruse Party, Malibu U, My Mother the Car, Karen, Gidget, Swingin' Together, The Loyd Thaxton Show (I love The Challengers!), Teenage Dance Party with Wink Martindale, Jan And Dean On The Run (cancelled after one episode? BULL SHIT!!), Shivaree, Shebang!, Shindig, Boss City, Dick Clark's Where The Action Is, and It's Happening, Hollywood A Go Go, Teen Town, 9th Street West, Up Beat, Beat Club, Hullabaloo, Alf
there was this professor type fella who was writting a book here last summer. We called him The Finger. He knew this fancy fighting move called the Himalayan Suspenders Treatment.
Ernie Douglas, Mad Man Muntz---------------