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Cha Cha Borracha

the Shanimal is on the loose...RAAR!

About Me

Ghetto-fabulous chola Mamacita extraordinaire.

I edited my profile with Thomas’ Myspace Editor V3.6 !

My Interests

Hasselhoffing burgers, Crazy people on Bart, Hookers on San Pablo Ave, Old ladies with too much makeup, Overly large bouffant hairdo's, Gossiping & drinking with my homegirls, the town of El Sobrante. I have a sick fascination with vintage organs, amps and pedals made by Farfisa.

I'd like to meet:

Movers and shakers, evil genius/mad scientists, beer drinkers, smart asses, snarkers, wise-guys, trouble makers, the scandalous, maniacs, lunatics, lurky-loos, gore whores, 99 cent stores, burros, chupacabras, sparkly objects, taco trucks, and last but certainly not least the fucker who ran over my dog Spike.

Music:

I like it loud, hard, fast, trashy, raw, gritty, and sometimes even a little sloppy...YEAH, BABY!50's/60's/70's/rnb/oldies/soul/blues/latin/bubblegum/mo town/girl groups/rock n' roll/surf/garage/psych/fuzz/feedback/PUNK/PUNK/PUNK!!!

Movies:

Frankenhooker, Vacation, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Rock n' Roll High school, Footloose, Planet of the Apes, The Whiz, girl-gang movies, horror flicks, 70's porn

Television:

TRAILER PARK BOYS!!!!! Cops, Solid Gold, Jerry Springer, Fantasy Island, Lawrence Welk Show, Married with Children, Absolutely Fabulous, live internet DonkeyCam

Books:

Frederick's of Hollywood catalogs and trashy tabloids

Heroes:

Colonel Sanders, Perdita Durango, Anna Nicole, Tammy Faye Bakker, Dolly Parton, Divine, Patsy & Edina, Liberace, Russ Meyer, Charo, The Fonz, Cruella DeVille, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Pam Grier, John Waters, Joey and DeeDee, and of course, Peg Bundy

My Blog

1966 Fender Mustang guitar!

Look the fuck OUT...my new baby's gonna be DANGEROUS!!!    
Posted by Cha Cha Borracha on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 05:26:00 PST

Well, I guess it's official!

You Are 82% Evil You're the most evil person you know. The devil is even a little scared of you! How'>http://www.blogthings.com/howevilareyouquiz/">How Evil Are You?...
Posted by Cha Cha Borracha on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 09:51:00 PST

Fuck tha Po-lice

A big ZsaZsa Gabor cop-slap goes out to the pig who busted me for having a headlight out on my birthday.  Thanks, asshole.
Posted by Cha Cha Borracha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Titty update

I'm very sad to say that even after 2 days of not washing my left tit, Ron Jeremy's autograph has vanished without a trace.  I knew it was too good to last forever. Let's all bow our heads a...
Posted by Cha Cha Borracha on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST