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aglt

Dip your biscuit while the gravy's hot

About Me


My Interests



If I made potato chips and put them in a can, people would say I was ripping off Pringles. But what if I put them in a bag?

I'd like to meet:

Mitch Hedberg RIP, The guys from Seven Oh Five, Lea Thompson, Mick Foley, HHH, Stone Cold, The Rock, THE ENTIRE FUCKING ECW, Doyle Brunson, Mike Caro, Michael Ammar, Greg Wilson, Derren Brown, Pete Firman, Penn & Teller, Primus, Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Penny Marshal, Adam Sandler, Jason Mewes, Bruce Campbell,Ed McGuinness, Frank Cho, Joe Madureira, Terry Dodson, David Finch, Eduardo Risso, Pia Guerra, Garth Ennis, Brian K Vaughn, Bill Willingham, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Jeff Tremaine, Rick Kosick and many many more!!!
[OLDER LINKS ARE ARCHIVED IN THE BLOG]

THEY'RE BACK! FINALLY AFTER ALMOST 2 YEARS! THE MISSING LINKS!!! Sorry for taking so long folks. I've just had other things to do. Anyway, no further ado:Links for Thurs Jun 14, 2K7

DEAD PROGRAMMER’S CAFE :The Starbuck’s logo had some pretty sketchy origins! What the fuck does a nasty mermaid have to do with coffee?

FOLDING A PAPER 12 TIMES :Some said it couldn’t be done. This lady does it… and figures it out mathematically. What a cool ass nerd.

MAXWELL MULTIPLE CLIMAX :Do you want multiple orgasms? I get them all the time. But Maxwell will teach you how to get them in a ROW! Wow! Who’da thunk it?

ALICE EPISODES ONLINE :I hate to “advertise” for anything AOL related, but they have ONE good thing. Every episode of my favorite 70’s sitcom “Alice” online… for FREEZEE!

PSEUDOMAMMA :I love boobs. (I’m sorry ladies) And I also have a foot fetish. So what’s better than this: A foot that grew a working nipple? I’ll tell ya what’s better: breakfast served all day!

SANTASM :Yeah, this should’ve been saved for X-Mas… but YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT!!! If there was ONE link you HAD to see, THIS IS IT.

HOW TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND :Sad. Sad but true.

INCREDIBLY STRANGE WRESTLING :It’s a travesty that I never got to see these guys when they were still based in San Francisco.

BEATBOX RECIPE :There have been many amazing feats of human beatboxing. This is one of them.

SAD KERMIT :Please listen to this sad frog’s tunes before he gets sued and pulled of the internet. It’s way too creative for it’s own good.

DRUNK AMERICA :Premise: Interview drunk college kids about current events… Hilarity ensues. Effect: Hilarity ensued.

CORNER POCKET GALLERY :Amazingly, these gigantic pieces of art were created by hand and all in PENCIL!!!

THE WORLD OF 2XL :My brother and I are the only ones that remember this amazing piece of 1970’s technology. I first saw it in a glass case at the old Emporium-Capwell downtown, and instantly pressured my parents into buying it for us for Christmas. Anyone else remember 2XL?

Music:

I was walking down the street the other day with my friend and he said "I hear music." As if there was any other way to take it in. You're not special... that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it, but it did not work.

Movies:

I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

Television:

I watched a parade once. If you're watching a parade, make sure to stand in one spot. If you follow it, it never changes. And if you're bored with the parade, run in the opposite direction, and you will fast foward the parade..

Books:

Making The Game: HHH's Approach To A Better Body by Triple H with Robert Caprio, Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks by Mick Foley, Psychological Subtlties by Banacheck, Hectic Planet/Pirate Corp$ by Evan Dorkin, Wiseguy by Cavanaugh/Anderson, According to Doyle & Super System by Doyle Brunson, Caro's Book of Tells by Mike Caro, The Art of Astonishment Vol 1-3 by Paul Harris, Fables by Bill Willingham, Preacher by Garth Ennis, Y The Last Man by Brian K Vaughn, 100 Bullets by Brian Azzarello

My Blog

TEST VIDEO PLAYER

YouTube has some sort of customizable video player. It doesn't seem to change the way the videos are displayed on your YouTube channel, but instead generates a code for you to embed your videos on oth...
Posted by aglt on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 05:07:00 PST

ALAN SPENCER’S UNAIRED GENIUS

Alan Spencer, the genius behind the Sledge Hammer series, created a hilarious sci fi spoof that an unnamed, but stupid, network ordered yet never aired called Galaxy Beat. Here is part ONE of FOUR on ...
Posted by aglt on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 02:47:00 PST

HOT FUZZ

Hot Fuzz, by the people who brought you Shaun of The Dead is a brilliant piece of film comedy/action. If you haven't seen it, buy it. Or rent it... but if you buy it, you'll give more back to the crea...
Posted by aglt on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 12:25:00 PST

TREVOR RIEGER v LISA NOVA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxULNmCzKTMWatch it while it's hot. YouTube will probably pull that vid ASAP! It will most likely get flagged, and probably by Trevor Rieger if it ever gets his attentio...
Posted by aglt on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:42:00 PST

MY "FRIENDS" LIST

Ok, so you may be asking yourself, "What's the deal with this guy's Top 16 or so friends? They're all like celebrities or something......Well my REAL friends know that they're loved and stuff, so they...
Posted by aglt on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 07:55:00 PST

IF YOU WANT TO ADD ME

I've been getting hit with so much spam and fake profiles lately that want to get added, that I've decided to close additions to the general public. Actually, I just made it so that you had to know my...
Posted by aglt on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 09:33:00 PST

TO ALL YOU TUBE CELEBS!!!

Show the "unconnected world" how famous you really are with my own personally designed "I'm Kind of a Big Deal on YouTube" teeshirt! Yes, now even your local corner store owner will realize when an in...
Posted by aglt on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 03:01:00 PST

FOUR CARD fucking STUDS

YES SUPERFLYILLFRESHBOOYA!!!!Finally, Atomfilms has released the long awaited sequel to the SevenOhFive fan favorite film "Three Card Studs", aptly dubbed "FOUR CARD STUDS"!!! Man, these guys finished...
Posted by aglt on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 02:23:00 PST

BACK AT IT

So after a nearly 15 year hiatus from making videos/movies, I've picked up the bug once again! It all started with www.sevenohfive.com and those guys' awesome films that show what can be done with mod...
Posted by aglt on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:40:00 PST

WHEN GIRLS SAY SIZE DOESN'T MATTER...

They're lying... etc... penis pills... spam link... spyware... etc...NO DUH!I hate all this new MySpam posts! And when I click on the link, the penis pills are FAKE! ...not that I sent them my credit ...
Posted by aglt on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 12:52:00 PST