If I made potato chips and put them in a can, people would say I was ripping off Pringles. But what if I put them in a bag?
Mitch Hedberg RIP, The guys from Seven Oh Five, Lea Thompson, Mick Foley, HHH, Stone Cold, The Rock, THE ENTIRE FUCKING ECW, Doyle Brunson, Mike Caro, Michael Ammar, Greg Wilson, Derren Brown, Pete Firman, Penn & Teller, Primus, Kevin Smith, Quentin Tarantino, Penny Marshal, Adam Sandler, Jason Mewes, Bruce Campbell,Ed McGuinness, Frank Cho, Joe Madureira, Terry Dodson, David Finch, Eduardo Risso, Pia Guerra, Garth Ennis, Brian K Vaughn, Bill Willingham, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Dimitry Elyashkevich, Jeff Tremaine, Rick Kosick and many many more!!!
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THEY'RE BACK! FINALLY AFTER ALMOST 2 YEARS! THE MISSING LINKS!!! Sorry for taking so long folks. I've just had other things to do. Anyway, no further ado:Links for Thurs Jun 14, 2K7
DEAD PROGRAMMER’S CAFE :The Starbuck’s logo had some pretty sketchy origins! What the fuck does a nasty mermaid have to do with coffee?
FOLDING A PAPER 12 TIMES :Some said it couldn’t be done. This lady does it… and figures it out mathematically. What a cool ass nerd.
MAXWELL MULTIPLE CLIMAX :Do you want multiple orgasms? I get them all the time. But Maxwell will teach you how to get them in a ROW! Wow! Who’da thunk it?
ALICE EPISODES ONLINE :I hate to “advertise†for anything AOL related, but they have ONE good thing. Every episode of my favorite 70’s sitcom “Alice†online… for FREEZEE!
PSEUDOMAMMA :I love boobs. (I’m sorry ladies) And I also have a foot fetish. So what’s better than this: A foot that grew a working nipple? I’ll tell ya what’s better: breakfast served all day!
SANTASM :Yeah, this should’ve been saved for X-Mas… but YOU HAVE TO SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT!!! If there was ONE link you HAD to see, THIS IS IT.
HOW TO BREAK UP WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND :Sad. Sad but true.
INCREDIBLY STRANGE WRESTLING :It’s a travesty that I never got to see these guys when they were still based in San Francisco.
BEATBOX RECIPE :There have been many amazing feats of human beatboxing. This is one of them.
SAD KERMIT :Please listen to this sad frog’s tunes before he gets sued and pulled of the internet. It’s way too creative for it’s own good.
DRUNK AMERICA :Premise: Interview drunk college kids about current events… Hilarity ensues. Effect: Hilarity ensued.
CORNER POCKET GALLERY :Amazingly, these gigantic pieces of art were created by hand and all in PENCIL!!!
THE WORLD OF 2XL :My brother and I are the only ones that remember this amazing piece of 1970’s technology. I first saw it in a glass case at the old Emporium-Capwell downtown, and instantly pressured my parents into buying it for us for Christmas. Anyone else remember 2XL?
I was walking down the street the other day with my friend and he said "I hear music." As if there was any other way to take it in. You're not special... that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it, but it did not work.
I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.
I watched a parade once. If you're watching a parade, make sure to stand in one spot. If you follow it, it never changes. And if you're bored with the parade, run in the opposite direction, and you will fast foward the parade..
Making The Game: HHH's Approach To A Better Body by Triple H with Robert Caprio, Have a Nice Day: A Tale of Blood and Sweatsocks by Mick Foley, Psychological Subtlties by Banacheck, Hectic Planet/Pirate Corp$ by Evan Dorkin, Wiseguy by Cavanaugh/Anderson, According to Doyle & Super System by Doyle Brunson, Caro's Book of Tells by Mike Caro, The Art of Astonishment Vol 1-3 by Paul Harris, Fables by Bill Willingham, Preacher by Garth Ennis, Y The Last Man by Brian K Vaughn, 100 Bullets by Brian Azzarello