Jon Smith

"The word god is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses."
Albert Einstein
"Ninety percent I will spend on good times, women, and Irish whiskey. The other ten percent I will probably waste."
Tug McGraw, on his plans for his baseball salary
Seriously, never take me seriously. Life to me is all about who you know and spend it with. Alcohol is the bane and benediction of my existence. I like testing your comfort zones and it usually gets me in trouble, like a lot. My parents, I adore them. Blood looks so dandy trickling down a pale white hand with black nails. Black eye shadow with bangs. I fail at being the bitter snob I keep telling myself I ought to be. I am all about making the people I like smile and laugh. I am awfully jaded about committed relationships and I am not a slave to my penis. I waste a lot of time and have deduced that motivation is the greatest thing I lack. I think way too much, but you will hardly hear about it. I am very passionate about things that are relevant to my interests. I am a sucker for long legs, pale skin, and long dark hair. I will not argue if you say I have yellow fever. I am a phone and lip slut. I bleed orange and black. Fairweather fans, rookie alcoholics, irrational behavior, non-listeners, and ignorant people make working out easier. I love getting my back scratched. Sass is a turn on just like tight black leg warmers. Heavy make up is a turn off just like body hair. I am a neat freak and I will flying gogoplata your fucking head off if you use it against me in a condescending manner. I like throwing people away almost as much as my mothers junk. I only Genki dance. I would rather listen. I encourage sarcasm. Being an asshole is fun, has to be in good taste though. Teasing is so the rage. People tell me that I am mysterious, I say get a clue. I suppress whatever I cannot shrug off. I like to be alone for long periods of time. I tend to frown upon what the masses love. I beat myself up a lot in my head. Forgetting is cruel. Talk is cheap. I feel religion is there to shut my mind off, to give me false answers to questions we cannot answer, srsly. I think being bored is a tragedy. I like depriving myself, moderations are the way to go. I go hummana over things that mind fucks me two ways past Sunday. Emotions are lame. The only chocolate I can stand is when I eat peanut butter cups. Sniping is in my blood. I feel the best, big chests, big words, and many other things are overrated just like homeruns. I make a phenomenal mayoed baconed buttered grilled cheese sourdough sandwich. I love writing but never do. I love cooking but rarely do that as well. I am a history, astronomy, and sociology junkie. Not being a professional baseball pitcher, mixed martial arts fighter, and Halo one player are the biggest aw shucks of my life. Favorites are lame, there are too many awesome things out there. I love getting my hands dirty. Everything looks really nice in black.
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