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Hot.Sauce™

I act like I ain't stunning though.

About Me

Too blessed to be stressed, Too fly to be depressed.
I'm like a pair of stilettos and fresh-out-da-box J's all in one ;o)
"Queen wid a crown that be down for wuteva..."
Keeping that shit on ICE but reminding myself that it's OK to melt.
I can cook but I rather EAT.
LOVE to cake but I rather bake...bread.
Living, laughing, learning, and moving on.
I am nothing like the girl u think I am - TRUST.
Nigga ask about me.

"There is no psychiatrist in the world world
like a puppy licking your face."
~Ben Williams

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

"All the girls standing in the line for the bathroom..."

Music:

...all day, everyday.

Movies:

-The Sweetest Thing
-Old School
-The Labyrinth
-Goodfellas
-The Notebook
-Crash
-Eternal Sunshine
-What Dreams May Come
-Mean Girls
-Goldmember
-Smoking Aces
-Carlito's Way
-Oh and just for the time being 300, yah I could watch that shit on MUTE LOL.

Television:

Drunken Vegas Nights.

Hot.Sauce™'s Details

Status:I got 99 problems,
but a dick ain’t 1
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Cogayo, PI – Yes, I am FOB
Sign:VIRGO
Smoke / Drink:Drankin,
Smokin,
Straight West Coastin.
Occupation:Professional Eater

Books:

For ur daily dose of swag.

Heroes:

Terry Maddox 'cuz he's a musical "superstar, superstar, superstar!" and other CREATIVE MINDS

Thnx Tommy ;o)

My Blog

I Spy.

With my little eye a bored looking Sizzle doing the 2-step on a bar top LOL. ...
Posted by Hot.Sauce™ on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:51:00 PST

HIGH AS FUCK.

LMAO.It's so sad that I've done at least 5 of the things he mentioned in this song. ...
Posted by Hot.Sauce™ on Sat, 03 May 2008 06:45:00 PST

Duffle Bag Girl.

I saw a feature on the contents of womens purses on a random blog a while back and thought it would be fun to post one myself. Pretty interesting what you can learn from someone's belongings - unfortu...
Posted by Hot.Sauce™ on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:41:00 PST

I <3 Polar Bears

Within the next 5 years, Polar Bears will be put on the endangered species list due to Global Warming. To make a donation to help save Polar Bears from global warming and destructive drilling, you can...
Posted by Hot.Sauce™ on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 12:56:00 PST

CONGRATULATE THE HATE.

Since the days of sideway ponytails and scrunchie sox I have been hated on by ignorant, close-minded, and most of all JEALOUS bitches. For me to say that it doesn't bother me would be a lie but now I ...
Posted by Hot.Sauce™ on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:39:00 PST

Don't Believe the Hype.

I ain't no rippa, I only play one on t.v. so don't get shit twitted.Since starting my side hustle a few months ago, I've contemplated several times whether or not I should write a disclaimer 'bout wha...
Posted by Hot.Sauce™ on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 03:22:00 PST

Because You Never Forget Your First Love.

I've always been faithful in my relationships - ALWAYS. While I may be cynical towards love, u best believe I'm that girl in the second row of ur church ceremony staring at the ceiling, blinking hard ...
Posted by Hot.Sauce™ on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 06:06:00 PST

Survival of the Illest

I am a mufuckin FOB. Hell to the YES. Immigrant status to the fullest. But don't call the INS on me just yet, u'll be wasting ur time, the only "papers," I'm out to get are the ones that come IN or WI...
Posted by Hot.Sauce™ on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 03:37:00 PST

Tryna Make a Dolla Outta a Quarter Life Crisis.

Gettin grown is funny as hell.When I was 11 I wanted to be 13. When I was 13 I wanted to be 16. When I was 16 I wanted to be 18. When I was 18 I wanted to be 21. And when I turned 21, I wanted to stop...
Posted by Hot.Sauce™ on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 02:42:00 PST

The Truth About Cats and Dogs.

I talk SHIT - I don't HATE, so get it right LOL.And even then, there ain't nothin I don't say about someone that I haven't already said in their face. Plus, is it really talkin shit if it's true? Aren...
Posted by Hot.Sauce™ on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 04:12:00 PST