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edo

I am here for Friends

About Me

Nothing in this world would get done if there weren't assholes to 'gracefully' tell you the truth.. I have zero patience for ignorance, so don't be a re-re.. I find myself being more and more critical of life, cuz life's a bitch, and then you die.. Everyone says they feel like they know me from somewhere.. I appreciate good jokes that infuriate stuffy shirts, nothing is untouchable.. I practice my conversation skills with homeless people.. reppin' the city til death.. I'm always striving to be a better person, to upgrade.. I say no to crack.. I'm quick-witted, so you best be ready.. I like quiet time to organize thoughts and reflect.. and loud times to run distractions so I don't have to think at all.. I read to read.. I hate school and everything that has to do with it, so the only reason I get by is that I absorb information like Kotex.. I'll push your buttons if you're askin for it.. I believe in ghosts, but not Patrick Swayze.. motivated but lazy as shit.. I make a point to hear people out, even if they're spewing horseshit.. still waitin for someone to give me that mindfuck..

My Interests

I'm in awe of you and your coolness

I'd like to meet:

the person behind the bullshit.. or maybe.. the grand prize, the jackpot, the gold medal, the huge trophy..

Books:

pop-ups to the dictionary.. Edgar allen Poe to Shel Silverstein.. Mein Kampf to The Good Heart.. Maxim to Time Magazine

Heroes:

the mom & pop combo.. and myself in the near future