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Kansas City Skull and Crossbones Society

'Tis my modest opinion that no man can fly pirate colors who's not willing to sell his friend, his s

About Me

We are the Pirates of the Flatlands! We are a Lawrence, KS based Pyrate Society, open to anyone who is interested in dressing in pirate garb and invading public spaces and events. We plan year round happenings, and will travel out of state for pillage and plunder. We will perform funny skits for your enjoyment! Our hope is to one day never have to hold down a real job again and be pirates for a living. We have always been pirates and we have NEVER been cool...does that mean we were pirates before pirates were cool?Our ship is the Gangrene. Heather is the Captain. Nigel is the First Mate. El Nebuloso...wellll...we are not really sure what he does exactly. But he looks good doing it.

My Interests

pillage, plunder, piracy, rum, etc, etc, yadda yadda

I'd like to meet:

People who want to go on pub crawls and walk in parades. People who can commit to performing at a few small faires each year. Oh, and fops. We like fops.

Movies:

Sea shanties, of course! And the accordion and bagpipes, we have a fondness for those angelic instruments.

Television:

No television on the sloop Gangrene.

Books:

Yes, we read. We are quite well read.

Heroes:

Blackbeard, Black Bart, Darth Vader, Agent Smith, Captain Barbossa, Zod, Prince Vlad, Pee Wee Herman, Rasputin, Captain Morgan (either way), Calico Jack (we gotta love the sissy britches sometimes, too), Grace O' Malley, Anne Bonny, Mary Read, Madam Ching Shih, KHAAAAAANNNNNN!