pillage, plunder, piracy, rum, etc, etc, yadda yadda
People who want to go on pub crawls and walk in parades. People who can commit to performing at a few small faires each year. Oh, and fops. We like fops.
Sea shanties, of course! And the accordion and bagpipes, we have a fondness for those angelic instruments.
No television on the sloop Gangrene.
Yes, we read. We are quite well read.
Blackbeard, Black Bart, Darth Vader, Agent Smith, Captain Barbossa, Zod, Prince Vlad, Pee Wee Herman, Rasputin, Captain Morgan (either way), Calico Jack (we gotta love the sissy britches sometimes, too), Grace O' Malley, Anne Bonny, Mary Read, Madam Ching Shih, KHAAAAAANNNNNN!