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Lord Lascivious von Müffshaver

Fancy clothes and a pretty smile.

About Me


Premade LayoutsLascivious is Pirate.

Pirate Lascivious.

That is all there is to know, and all ye need know.

My Interests

RennFesting. Piracy. PYracy. Being awesome.

I'd like to meet:

Trent Reznor and other awesome people.

I would like to know who looks at my profile and yet says ne'er a word. Send me a message, if I deem you real and not SPAM I will probably befriend you, I'm not picky. Just a pirate. That being said I really have a fondness in me heart for those that exhibit great pyratitude. I also enjoy those who have great costuming abilities. So that should just about round out who I would like to meet.

Music:

Industrial. Electro-Industrial. Goth-Industrial. Classic Bluegrass. Folk. Irish-Pub. Indie. Punk. Celtic-Punk. Irish-Punk. Alternative. Awesome music.

Movies:

POTC 1,2,&3. Christian Bale movies. Johnny Depp movies. Tim Burton Movies. Psychologically Stimulating movies. Historical movies. Horror movies. Awesome movies.

Television:

CSI +derivatives. Heroes. 24. Smallville. Mythbusters. Awesome television.

Books:

Christopher Moore. Anne Rice. Dean Koontz. Stephen King. Richard Matheson. Awesome books.

Heroes:

Superman. Chuck Norris. Myself.

My Blog

Blog Duels: Going Green One Sheet at a Time

Introducing new Green Home merchandise brought to you by Sheryl Crow. 98% Environmentally safe, these home furnishings will add style to your home without damaging the environment.  While ther...
Posted by Lord Lascivious von Müffshaver on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:53:00 PST

Blog Duels: Eat Your Veggies

So today we are gathered here for my blog duel against Minerva.  The topic, and let it be known we do not chose our topics they are randomly chosen from a pool submitted by fellow blog duelers, ...
Posted by Lord Lascivious von Müffshaver on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:17:00 PST

Blog Duels: Heroin: Its For Heroes

From the makers of Aspirin, Mustard Gas, and Levitra®. BAYER brings you Heroin (diacetylmorphine). This opiate is the latest in the line of misunderstood superdrugs.  This cure all really do...
Posted by Lord Lascivious von Müffshaver on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:37:00 PST

Dedicated to Isis, or New House, New Halloween

So it's a new year, a new house, and a new effort to decorate for Halloween.  I must admit this is a blog inspired by an Isis original, seen here, but I just had to share. Here is our midget plo...
Posted by Lord Lascivious von Müffshaver on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 09:25:00 PST

Sewage Pt. 2: The Aftermath

So it seems that the sewage blow wasn't so bad afterall.  At least not until I get the plumber's bill.  As we were trying to suck up all the water with a Rug Doctor, we noticed an inordinat...
Posted by Lord Lascivious von Müffshaver on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 11:43:00 PST

So apparently we have a sewage problem

Just when I thought things were going so great.  There was a new employment opportunity at my job, plans were made for Pyrate Con.  We had a very successful Halloween party.  I won $20 ...
Posted by Lord Lascivious von Müffshaver on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 09:06:00 PST

My life equation.

According to my Mad Croc TM Energy Chews To solve my life equation (I'm assuming that's what they mean, it's in equation form so let's role with that), this is what I need. To make my life worth m...
Posted by Lord Lascivious von Müffshaver on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:16:00 PST

Oooo, Ive got chills.

I sense next year's costuming adventure. Seeing as I already have the chair. I had better get to work....
Posted by Lord Lascivious von Müffshaver on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 01:08:00 PST

Stylized, Emphasized, Sensualized, Euthanized; or Part 2 Of My Summer Vacation

And now we conclude my tale of my summer vacation. More fun, more sexy, more drama. First, a pictoral recap of part one. The Pirate Fest We woke up early for a continental feast of bagels...
Posted by Lord Lascivious von Müffshaver on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 02:19:00 PST

Making the Most of a Weekend: A Pictoral; or How to Make Your Teenager Miserable

So this past weekend was the big second trip to St. Louis and it went a little something like this: I woke up at 4:30am on Friday.  Did you know the sun is not up at 4:30am on Fridays.  I r...
Posted by Lord Lascivious von Müffshaver on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 10:35:00 PST