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Heather

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About Me

..I have succumbed to the cult that is MySpace. I live in Lawrence, KS. Notwithstanding my fondness for hygiene, contraception, indoor plumbing and frozen foods, I feel I was born 2 or 3 centuries too late. Founder of the Pirates of the Flatland--KC Skull and Crossbones Society, which one day I intend to actually get in action. You can find our site at www.myspace.com/kcskullandcrossbones. Pirates are alright, I guess. Ninjas are my nemesis. I am a pop culture goddess. Seriously, ask me anything. I am just waiting for the perfect game show to come out so I can put all that information to use. I play the concertina. NERD! I really like Hostess cupcakes. I love to take photographs, and you can find all mine at www.flickr.com/photos/prosperoandmiranda My adorable black cats Beelzebub and Serendipity have their own album on there.
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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.com.. I have succumbed to the cult that is MySpace. I live in Lawrence, KS. Notwithstanding my fondness for hygiene, contraception, indoor plumbing and frozen foods, I feel I was born 2 or 3 centuries too late. Founder of the Pirates of the Flatland--KC Skull and Crossbones Society, which one day I intend to actually get in action. You can find our site at www.myspace.com/kcskullandcrossbones. Pirates are alright, I guess. Ninjas are my nemesis. I am a pop culture goddess. Seriously, ask me anything. I am just waiting for the perfect game show to come out so I can put all that information to use. I play the concertina. NERD! I really like Hostess cupcakes. I love to take photographs, and you can find all mine at www.flickr.com/photos/prosperoandmiranda My adorable black cats Beelzebub and Serendipity have their own album on there.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

.. Cyborgs.

My Blog

Pirate’s Ball--come one, come all

http://www.pyrate.org/ball.htmlSaturday, February 28th, 2009 ~ O'Malley's Pub, Weston, MO (Just North Of KC International Airport) 7:00 PM to MidnightPlease Join Us At This Pirate Themed Costume...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Dec 2008 20:56:00 GMT

what the fu*& is wrong with people?!?!

Behold, the power of stupid people in large groups.http://www. nydailynews. com/ny_local/2008/11/28/2008-11-28_worker_dies_at_long_islan d_walmart_after. htmlSeriously, they could not have wai...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Nov 2008 22:19:00 GMT

Hot Pockets ARE kind of good

http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=20 08809170233
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:39:00 GMT

Ick, Ick and Double Ick

I get such nasty vibes from her.  Not nasty in the good way, either. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/5986480.html  
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 15:40:00 GMT

Bureaucracy at its finest

Working for a bureaucracy, I can absolutely see how this stupidity could have happened.  After all, what is more important, the supplies, or your regularly scheduled coffee break? http://www.cnn....
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 00:40:00 GMT

Jamaica Rum Punch!

It's hot here. Like sticky nasty thighs stuck to the seat hot. And it's only June. UGH.  I wouldn't mind so much if my thighs could stick to the seat with my friend's thighs at faire in St. Louis...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jun 2008 11:55:00 GMT

Jacks, Jacks everywhere (re: PyrateCon chatter)

This was mentioned at PyrateCon, and it is just so funny, I had to post it again here.  Maybe it will get an idea going.  I expect royalties (even though I didn't mention it ORIGINALLY at PC...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 08:34:00 GMT

Observations on New Orleans

1.  You can never have more fun than with a group of pirates. 2.  Beignets apparently all taste the same no matter where you buy them.  You go to du Monde for the history. 3.  A gr...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 14:43:00 GMT

PyrateCon--a mini blog

Got back this afternoon, wish it lasted longer!!  This is the short version of events--we had fun.  End.  :)  Jason and I have been up since 9 am Saturday (it is now almost 9 pm Su...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:49:00 GMT

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Funny how things work....the pirates are coming to New Orleans to help with the economy. :)
Posted by on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 00:00:00 GMT