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Sandra Burke

Who told you that? Was it the little tubby one?

About Me

I enjoy dabbling. I dabble here and I dabble there.
I’m a simple gal. I’m the biggest optimist you’ll ever meet. It’s much more fun then being negative. I like people that are similar. And I like to laugh. Hence the comedy. I make myself laugh, thats all that important to me. And having fun EVERYDAY. I’m a goofball, I’m silly, and I never spell words properly. I type a gazillion words a minute. Gazillion is a real number. I hate pumping gas. I totally have ADD. I’m a HUGE klutz. I keep breaking bones and getting bruises lately. I sing random songs and like oldschool rap. I’m addicted to the Dodgers. I go to EVERY home game. I love my family and friends more than anything. I miss my family because they’re all over the country and I never get to see them.
I’m a little bit of a vagabond. I lived in 5 major cities before I even turned 21. Chicago, Dallas, Denver, Atlanta, and then LA. All good times, all good people. Even when I settle into a city I always move around a lot, because I get really restless if I don’t. I LOVE roadtrips. I love them with fun company and I love them alone. I recently drove to Chicago from LA and stayed for a few months. was the best drive ever.
I have recently done the YMCA on the side of the 405 freeway. This is a true story. I wish I could have videotaped it.
There. Thats everything you need to know about me. Oh, and I’m a comic. Check back often for updates because I’ll be adding more dates soon. I also hope to get some video up!Go fish. xoxo.

My Interests

The DODGERS! Baseball season is my favorite. Guitar, surfing, snowboarding, watching soccer (go Italy), cleaning (is that a hobby? I’m a neat freak). Scuba diving in hot tubs, bareback tortise riding contests, and Tijuana donkey shows.

I'd like to meet:

Seth Meyers. Yum. And other funny folks. Save the drama for your mama. Sandra Burke has 49,632 friends

Music:



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I have the likes of everyone from Hank Williams, Jr to 2pac on my Itunes. I love everything. Some of my all time faves = the lovehammers, the stones, buena vista social club, bruce springstein, ben folds, sublime, beck, the doors, mazzy star, oasis, radiohead, the police, social d, led zepplin, cake, silversun pickups...

Movies:

Zoolander, Happy Gilmore, Scarface, Blow, Eternal Sunshine.

Television:

My tivo consists of nothing but dodgers games, sportscenter and dodgers live. I'm basically a dude.

Books:

Henry David Theoreu is the bomb.com.

Heroes:

Tom Selleck.

My Blog

Long time no blog

Hi everyone! Hope everyone is doing great and having a fun summer! I've gotten a few emails lately wondering when I'm going to be doing more shows. It's been hectic lately and unfortunately the comedy...
Posted by Sandra Burke on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 02:10:00 PST

What the hell... kind sir.

My neighbor is the loudest snoring person I've ever heard in my entire life. Not only is it so loud that I can't sleep... but it sounds like they might be part (or perhaps whole) devil. The snores sou...
Posted by Sandra Burke on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:49:00 PST

Breaking News.

  Our Las Vegas softball team lost in the playoff race against Smallville this afternoon, 8-5. Such a nail biter. Cue the violins....
Posted by Sandra Burke on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 06:16:00 PST

The end of the world as I know it.

From my bday (Thurs) thru Monday were the best days ever. So much good stuff happened, so much fun. My best friend came in from Chicago so that was awesome. Then one good thing after another happened....
Posted by Sandra Burke on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 07:38:00 PST

Hi KIDS!

Just checking in... I see a lot of people read my blog crap everyday so here's to YOU! I'm tired, very tired. Also a bit drunk right now. Just spent some time hanging out at the Comedy Store. Goo...
Posted by Sandra Burke on Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:09:00 PST

Busy as a bee.

Where does that saying come from? busy as a bee? Bees don't seem that busy to me. With all of that stinging and hanging around in honey combs I guess I can see that. Anyhow. As I've mentioned, I'm bac...
Posted by Sandra Burke on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:41:00 PST

Still in Chicago

Hello! I am still in Chicago so the gigs I had scheduled for LA coming up I am obviously not doing. I'll post more when I decide to come back. Hope everyone is healthy and happy!!
Posted by Sandra Burke on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:28:00 PST

Thankyou Lindsey Lohan.

Y. E. S! I did 3 (yes, 3!) sets last night at different places and what i came to realize was that my Linsdsey Lohan drunk driving DUI joke thing was getting kind of old since her DUI was old. So, I'...
Posted by Sandra Burke on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:49:00 PST

Chicagggooo.

So I'm trying to schedule a few more shows before I leave Chicago. I've done 4 so far and didn't go to last nights cause I felt like garbage. The booker texted me and said some people were there to se...
Posted by Sandra Burke on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 08:50:00 PST

Tonights gig

Hey guys. Sorry to anyone that intended on going to my show tonight at Riddles in Orland. Anyone that said they were going I tried to contact. I don't feel good,  and I feel like I'm coming down ...
Posted by Sandra Burke on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 09:06:00 PST