You Know You're Habesha when:-u put toothpaste on yo dad tooth brush-ur mom or dad owns or did own a toyota carolla-ur parents pronounce "that" "zat"-back home means eritrea/ethiopia-ur parents never let you spend the night at your friends house-ur at a funeral and somebody cries the dead persons name fast until there out of breath and then do it again- may i add that they pat their chest in mourning-ur mom goes shopping w/ rollers in her head-ur house smells like shigurti-ur mom used to cut ur hair(trim it)-ur in a party and u hear "elelelelelelelelelelelelelleleee!!!" -ur at someones house and they tell u to eat more when u already had 2 plates of injera-u go to somebodys apt to borrow a disti (a pot where u make tsebhi)-u have at least 1 relative living in America illegally -u fight over who pays the bill.-u pronounce the word "world" as "worlid". -u think the harlem shake was stolen from your culture.-ur parents drink Ouzo, Areqi or Tej,or sewa-ur parents tell you how everything is better back home than it is here(i.e. water, food, manners)-u listen to the same tigrinya tape or CD everyday for 6 mths. straight in ur home or car.-when you drink boon, you gossip.-u think you should experience love after the wedding.-ur family in Eritrea or Ethiopia thinks you..re rich and asks for gifts.-u only go to church on Eritrean/Ethiopian x-mas eve.(Jan 6th)-u've never heard your parents say ..I love you.. to each other.-ur scared 2 go back "home" not really-when u tell ur mom thats enuff she always adds one more spoonful of tsebhi-u can smell wats cookin b4 u enter ur house-ur parents constantly tell u not to trust the americans-ur mom and dad tell u that back home everythin is perfect-ur mom and dad are set on u marrying a habesha -whenever u start complainin they start off by saying "back home i..." -u cant keep track of how many cousins u have -u have to beg ur mom to cut ur hair-ppl always ask u if ur mixed cuz u got dat good hair lol yeah....-no1 can pronounce ur name right in schoolyeah the first day of school... its always pretty interesting to see the teachers try to pronounce it correctly-ur grandma spends her freetime at church yeah....def..-u learn all the cuss words in Amarena b4 any of the other words-ur scared to show ur dad ur report card if u have a C-every habesha u kno gets straight a-b honor roll -ur mom wont let u get cornrows cuz u'll look like a girl-ppl back home dont kno wat gay is -u have a favorite uncle that ur mom calls a fool-when some1 hits u ur mom let u spit in her hand and smacks the person with it.."toof belli"-while ur readin this ur smiling,laughing,and nodding!the entire timesend this to all habesha ppl on ur list