About Me
Allow me to introduce myself, the name is Fondella, Fondella Corpsefiend. I will be your web mistress on this FONDLECORPSE Fan page.
First off, I will not contact the band for you. You assholes can do that yourselves by buying something and sending CHEERS!! to this kick ass death metal band.
Please note, that if you try to flirt with me I will eat your sorry asses for breakfast lunch and dinner. I am only here to answer questions regarding the support of FONDLECORPSE.
Again as noted above, I am a chick, not a dude, so please? When I add you and you thank me for the add, Acknowledge me as a woman, not a fucking "dude".
If you want to know more about me just ask, I am not friendly and I do not like most, but if you are lucky I may answer your mails. Do not count on it.
Enough about me! More about FONDLECORPSE! B-MOVIE FILTH that will send shivers down your spine, turn your blood cold and make you laugh out loud just to make sure you are still alive.
I will be keep all you fiends updated through here as to different FONDLECORPSE updates that are also available on their websites.
~~AGAIN THIS IS A FAN PAGE...SLY, BAS, MATHIJS, PAUL and KRITE WILL NOT RESPOND!~~
LISTEN UP! FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE FONDLECORPSE FANS IT IS OBVIOUS TO ALL OF YOU THAT FONDLECORPSE IS A BAND BASED OUT OF ROTTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS, NOT WACO, TEXAS. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DID NOT KNOW THIS? GET THE FUCK OFF MY PAGE!!!
Well what the fuck is Fondlecorpse , the project has been around since 1996, at that time The Goregnome was drawing some sick perverted shit and he drew a picture and thought FONDLECORPSE, now this would be a great name for a band for a totally disgusting deathgoregrind band. Now you will say why isn’t there still any material recorded, to make a long story short, lots of line ups some even came close to recording but in the end it always fell thru because people left fucked up got kicked out etc etc. In ‘99 it seemed we would be hitting the studio, and yup bye bye drummer. And the torment continued.
Now 2002 we are back with a line-up that wants to play brutal shit, no compromise! we are hard at work to try and create utter brutality and drums are played by our extraterestial fiend Krite who craves human meat for payment, so we feed him old bandmembers and nasty posers to him to keep him satisfied and have him drum on his intergalactic blastbeat drumkit. This resulted in two 7" records to be unleashed and one exclusive song on a compilation, now 2005 the real work starts on the cd's....finally!
Now what you ask is Fondlecorpse, well we play old school goredeathgrind, plain and simple, if your looking for a technical melodic innovative deathmetal band FUKK OFF!!!! this is about PURE SPLATTER B-MOVIE GORE!!!!!!!!!!! the oldschool way, and dare i say it.....FUN, Lyrically we will range from 80's cartoons and Television series, to every aspect of Gore/horror/ Splatter/Slasher/Shit and ofcorpse a bunch of Pornstuffs, The good things in life!!! get ready for the attack of couch potatoe gore!!!!!!
~~LISTEN UP FUCKERS THIS IS A FAN SITE~~
CONTACT THESE SICK FUCKS AT THEIR MYSPACE PAGE
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/FONDLECORPSE
OR ATWWW.FONDLECORPSE.NLDO NOT FUCKING BOTHER ME WITH QUESTIONS!
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