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☠Shona☠

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About Me

I'm a SWF, I have 6 tattoos & 16 piercings, I have no idea what my real hair colour is now...but I was born blonde. I'm a little bit punk, a little bit alternative & 100% Rock Chick!! I am a Model/Actor/Singer/Dancer/Artist & I am proactively pursuing these dreams. I've set myself some milestones for 2008, which will not be possible without the ongoing support of Eddy, Farah, John & Bec (& the whole team) @ BBMA.


I would like to thank Eddy @ Liquid Photography [mwa!] for your patience & fantastic camera-work...You really are "The Man!"



I was fortunate recently to do a photo-shoot for Rhi, from Plastic Perfection Make-up. Help support local make-up artists & make sure you click the banner below & visit Rhi's page too!


My favourite things (in no particular order) include; music, body art, vanilla, dancing['til dawn], swimming, houseplants, singing, cats(BIG & sml), art, shiny objects/bling, animals & reptiles, collecting treasures, make-up, bubble baths, Magic Eye, seafood, travel, afternoons in bed, custom cars & hot rods, choppers & dirtbikes, lowriders & beach cruisers, nail polish, avocadoes, lava lamps, handbags, drinking coconuts, coctails, drinking coctails in coconuts[!], sunglasses, wing chun kung-fu, stripper-style shoes, chocolate body~paint, my digital camera[RIP], mobile phone, my laptop, technology in general, the internet, coffee, shopping, Quentin Tarantino films, skinny dipping, sushi, glitter, the beach, body art, Stephen King books, sherbert, dressing-up, Hawthorn FC & I love my cat, his name is Cougar...

I totally love tattoos, tattoo culture & I plan to get lots of new ink this year. I'm already on the way with 3 new tattoos since Xmas!


I wanted to add something a little different to this section, so, I asked a few friends what they would write “about me” & this is what some of them said…

**Shona is the coolest best mate to have, who else would wake up in the morning and say "let's go and get Tattooed" and mean it??

**Shona is an angel. She is a pixie. One of those truly independent, [care]free-spirits, who sometimes blow into your lives to share a little of their personal magic. Time stops. In her presence, you are everything & nothing. She is life. You cannot keep her in a cage, or a jar. She is free.

**She is woman. Hear her f**king ROAR!!

**She’s a straight-shooter. She’s not afraid to call a spade a f**king spade!! Yeah!

**Shona. She’s a bitch! She’s opinionated, out-spoken & oft at times, foul-mouthed. She’s a nut, a real f**king hard case. People from around here, say she’s the Devil…they say she can shrivel a mans’ testes with one glare & disembowel you with her razor-sharp tongue. She’s just f**king evil. She takes no survivors. She leads a life of hedonism. She has tattoos, piercings & listens to the “rock” music. Too loud, of course. She smokes, she drinks & she parties ‘til all hours with a group of undesirables. She goes to seedy, little back-alley bars with her merry band of degenerates & shoots [sharks/hustles] pool for drinks. She’s a dirty, little rock-bitch! It’s just possible, that she is the woman of my dreams! Lol

**She ROCKS my world!

**Yeah, what the last guy said!!

**Me three!!!

**She rocks the backseat of my ford! Ok, that’s not true. But a guy can dream can’t he?

**I asked her to marry me once. She burst out laughing, sprayed me with tequila sunrise (double…mezcal!) & chuckled so hard, she slid off her stool onto the lap of an unsuspecting stranger…some semi-famous skater-dude, whom she later pashed! I have never seen her laugh so hard…

**She’s the best ex-girlfriend I ever had! Fact.

**Shona lights up my lens! A real pleasure to shoot, she is every photographers dream to work with. She is comfortable in her own skin & my camera just loves her!!

**I’ve seen that little girl out-drink grown men & still manage to run the bar & balance the register at the end of the night. She’s a machine!

**I drank so much with her once, that I ended up in hospital & I sing in a band!!

**That cat she has, is a freak of f**king nature!

**I like her hair & she always smells really good.

**I like Shona. When I grow up, I am going to marry Shona, as she has not married any of her boyfriends.

~If any of my other friends have something they would like to add, email me...


[This email address may also be used for bookings enquiries, endorsements, promotions, sponsorship, guest appearances, etc.]

My Interests

"Booze, Shoes & Tattoos"...

I love shoes, pink shoes, naughty-shoes, mules, boots, stilettos, pumps, wedges, killer heels, CFMs, kitten-heels, platforms, moon-boots etc. & anything Converse!

Fine Arts, Photography, Web Development & Graphic Design, Japanese Anime, Music (singing/writing/listening), Literature & Creative Writing, Egyptology, Theology, Philosophy, Dancing & Movement, Nature, Spirituality & Enlightenment...

I'd like to meet:

Interesting People, People with Tattoos & Piercings, Tattoo Artists, Photographers, Stylists, Hair/Make-up Artists, Models, Actors, Dancers, Performing Artists, Casting Agents, Creative People, Fine Artists, Musicians, Multimedia Artists, DJ's/VJ's/KJ's, Jewellers, Web Developers, Alternative People, Graphic Designers, Music Producers, Fashion Designers, Club Promoters, Writers, Bands, Journos, Circus Artists, Radio Hosts, Poets, Street Performers, Magicians, Environmental Activists, Philosophers, Spiritual People, Animal Rights Campaigners, Marketing Gurus, MCs, Party People & more...


Music:

I like ska, punk, metal...but I love to rock!!

I have a very eclectic music collection, ranging from classical to country-rock, from house to hip-hop, from parodies to pop, trance & techno, meditative & metal...I love Rockabilly, Surf/Wet Music, Psychobilly as well as Rock and Roll! Lol

All my favourite music features heavy, driven bass-lines!

Movies:

I love Zombies & Vampires, all aspects of blood, gore & horror. Tales of the supernatural & paranormal, psychological thrillers & dark, twisted tales. Especially Rob Zombie Films!

Television:

One word...Californication!!! + The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, L.A.Ink, Shameless, What About Earl, House, NCIS, Law & Order (CI, SVU & standard), Numbers, CSI(-I only like the original flavour!) Supernatural, Pimp My Ride, Miami Ink, London Ink, F1, Superbikes, AFL, Speedweek, Beach Cricket '08, The Deadliest Catch, The Sopranos, Six Feet Under, The Girls of the Playboy Mansion, American Chopper.

Books:

I love books, I own many & I enjoy buying them... I used to read a lot, it's just that I can never find the time these days. The last few books I bought were about Egypt, Impressionist Art, Michaelangelo, Leonardo Da Vinci & Tattoos. I picked up the Celestine Prohpecy by James Redman, again last week, I'll let you know how that goes...

Heroes:

First & foremost my Mum, Gwen Stefani, Kat Von D, Dita Von Teese, Bettie Page & the fabulous Marilyn Monroe.

My Blog

Crouching spider, Hidden Huntsman crawled in my window tonight... Ahhhh!

Hey Friends! About 3weeks ago, I discovered a huntsman spider on the outside of my car... I was sitting patiently at a red light when a car rolled in behind me, the cars' headlight caught in my s...
Posted by Shona on Sun, 18 May 2008 12:19:00 PST

Shits & Giggles!

Hey Friends,   There are some times when I have a little outburst & need prattle on about some random crap, for no other reason that to preserve my own sanity & clear out some of the bull...
Posted by Shona on Thu, 15 May 2008 11:35:00 PST

My networking panel is malfunctioning...details here!

~For some inexplicable reason, my networking panel is not showing the right information. I've attempted to edit it many times & all the details are still in the fields, it just doesn't a...
Posted by Shona on Thu, 15 May 2008 08:32:00 PST

Midnight Confessions, Pt.2 [rant+secret]

Greetings Friends. I never like to be the bearer of bad news, but I don't like secrets, especially the kind that bite you in the ass years later.So, I have decided to confess & set the story strai...
Posted by Shona on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:33:00 PST

The 1st Aust. Big Brother Scandal, this year...

Hey Friends! I just wanted to take a moment to add my two cents worth to the scandal that has just emerged concerning one of this years Big Brother contestants. It has been revealed that one of the ho...
Posted by Shona on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:50:00 PST

Why do I still only have 6 tattoos..?

Greetings my rockin' friends! Thanks for everyone who has commented or messaged me privately about my Small Car Syndrome rant, it's good to know that I'm not the only one out there having these feelin...
Posted by Shona on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 01:17:00 PST

Small Car Syndrome... (rant)

Hi Sweeties! I just wanted to bring your attention to a phenomenon I have begun to call Small Car Syndrome...not to be confused with Small Man Syndrome! Tough, both share similar characteristics such...
Posted by Shona on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:19:00 PST

Wild Wednesday...

G’day, Just thought I’d write about today in Melbourne...which may forever be known as Wild Wednesday...that’s what they called it on the news. Yesterday, the 2nd most livable city i...
Posted by Shona on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:33:00 PST

Free Tibet! Shame on you, China... :o( [rant+++]

Hi Friends! It’s sad that in our modern age, gross acts of violence against other human beings are still being committed, while the rest of the world just goes about it’s daily business......
Posted by Shona on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

Gold Coast Holiday...a week in Wonderland. [review]

Hey Friends! So, I’m back from the Gold Coast & what a great time I had. It was awesome! =DSpecial thanks have to go to Adam first & foremost for the kick-ass accommodation, playing chau...
Posted by Shona on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 06:30:00 PST