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Kick Me Ugly

Writer of Wrongs

About Me

For Bookings or Similar Bollocks Please Contact [email protected] RELEASES:

Kick Me Ugly Droppings (Volumes 1 & 2)

Limited edition of 50 2xCDR set in handmade packaging with not smiley badge. A collection of solo 4-track stuff and other blatherings.

Tracklist: Volume 1: 1.KMU theme 2.Meat Eating Song. 3.This one's for Mabel 4.The Qat Song 5.Johnny the worm 6.Hey ho what d'ya know 7.Once saw a woman... 8.Tribute to the Pigdog 9.Hey ho what d'ya know 10.Happy death song 11.If it gets you in the papers 12. Whoever he might be 13.wake up in the morning 14.Humans are fuckups 15.Big grey shithole 16.I don't like the Beatles 17.Down the folkclub 18. You can buy dinosaur poo on Ebay 19. If you wanna make friends with a tiger 20.There is a key 21.I work with people with learning disabilities 22.Gimme gimme... Volume 2: 1.The Sisyphus song 2. A Dirge 3.Nigger 4. Auld Triangle (B. Behan) 5. For as long as i got you 6.Ginger 7.The hardest thing i ever did 8.The road back 9. I don't believe in anything 10. You have to put up with some rain 11.The lying song 12.You have got everything 13.It's alright 14.Wrong all this time 15.Gettin' there 16.Why 17.Dirty old town (E.MaColl) 18. Song for Townes (Bonus Tracks - The StephendALIENS: 19. The la la la song 20. Right Mabel 21. My Girlfriend Jenny 22. Singing our song)(More Bonus Tracks - Thee Roll Mops: 23.Friends 24.Three little birds (B. Marley))

£5 (+£2 p&p to anywhere)

Also available as separate entities in MP3 form (though without cover versions and Thee Roll Mops) - see below

OLDER RELEASES:

Kick Me Ugly : To The Winners Go The Spoits CDR

A Ltd ed. of 10 CDR in a hand drawn cover given away in a competition in the early days. Can't remember what was on it but it was probably a bit turd. NONE LEFT.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/20/2006
Band Website: kickmeugly.com
Influences: David Cooper (none of whoms books are currently in print but as far as i’m concerned should be given to every human being at birth) David Berman, Temple Grandin, Noam Chomsky, Jandek, Ween, John Pilger, Daniel Johnston, Nietzsche, Christian and Bernadette Yates and all who make them happy, Michel Houellebecq, People on the tube, Shrub (still hanging on in there), Lux Interior, Townes Van Zandt, Scott Walker, Andy Kaufman, The Enigma, Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, Pigs (as in the animals), Cows (as in the band), George Carlin, Eric Bogle, Richard Berty, Donna Williams, Spiders, Shane MacGowan, Everyone who lives at Stephendale Road, Billy Childish, Stan Lee, John Peel, My uncle pete, Sun Ra, Antonin Artaud, John the Postman, Boredoms, Just about anyone ever called an outsider in any field of artistic endevour or just in life, Butthole Surfers, R.D. Laing, The weather, Crass, Charles Baudelaire, Mr.Ben (a huge inspiration for just becoming whatever was available that day and going with it), Pizza, Spike Milligan (Would he have given up funny for happy?), Grant Morrison and various other comic writers, Glenn Gould, Bad Boy Bubby (Best film i’ve ever seen by a huge mile), Tom Waits, The memories i have of The Pig, Tattooed people who don’t walk into a shop and say "i’ll have that", Warner Herzog, My Mum and my dad for opposite reasons (if you’re reading this pops; don’t bother), Various illnesses I’m supposed to have and some flirtation with chemicals and ideology.
Sounds Like: I’ve been told i sound like: Johnny Cash meets the Sex Pistols (by Tom Malmquist), Jandek (by my little brother), A Northern Violent femmes, Syd Barret, Jilted John, a bit Madchester (though not as inspirational as Oasis apparently) and a whole bunch of people have said they like what i do because i sound like me (i can’t help it). I’ve also been told that my guitar playing sounds shit. I liked all these but my favourites so far are"George Formby on Crack" (from one of Tir Na Nog (see friends list and then delve further) and Bob Dylan with a brain tumour.
Record Label: TUKHAMATUIT
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Pygeon - An Ode

Pygeon, Pygeon don't care a bit what it eats or where it shits, Pygeon Pygeon flying free often window does not see.
Posted by Kick Me Ugly on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:32:00 PST

On thee Roll Mops page

Animals Mp3 - www.myspace.com/theerollmops
Posted by Kick Me Ugly on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 09:48:00 PST

Masturbation - An Ode

Sat astride a mannequinSpurting onto plastic skinBy his Grandma he was caught17 he'd later slaughterBut had she stayed a little calmerWould we have heard of Jeffrey Dahmer? ...
Posted by Kick Me Ugly on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:33:00 PST

On the Roll Mops page

Mucking around MP3 - which nowhere in it features the word fucking and My girlfriend is gonna dump me MP3 - which is my favourite song ever.
Posted by Kick Me Ugly on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:07:00 PST

On the front page of The London Lite...

Which reveals it's editorial integrity by spelling it's own name wrong, has as it's front page headline the legend: PIXIE'S ON PARADE IN GLASTONBURY How the fuck is that news? One of Geldof's mob is a...
Posted by Kick Me Ugly on Fri, 27 Jun 2008 12:16:00 PST

On Jandek, Algae, and Blind Willie McTell

Last night i went to see Jandek, i have had tickets to see him twice before and before yesterday fate interveened and i missed out; once it was cancelled and the second time i turned up a day late - y...
Posted by Kick Me Ugly on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 03:32:00 PST

On Fragilty

Just been sat outside on the back step when i saw that a nest which had been in the plants which run up the fence had fallen out. It made me even more melancholy than this evening already finds m...
Posted by Kick Me Ugly on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 01:17:00 PST

(roll mops) on video

They're good. Go here: http://www.myspace.com/theerollmops      
Posted by Kick Me Ugly on Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:40:00 PST

(kmu) On video

My girlfriend Dave (not her real name) has made a video for me and it is on my profile now. As ever it's probably best not to expect too much and then you won't be horribly disappointed and indee...
Posted by Kick Me Ugly on Fri, 23 May 2008 09:17:00 PST

On the best music i ever had a hand in

Some new tracks from a mess about i had with the guys at work: Mary mary, Shut Up & Mary Vs. Karliff, Shoot the Donkey and You talk too much. Every one a corker ----->Thee Roll Mops...
Posted by Kick Me Ugly on Sat, 17 May 2008 12:58:00 PST