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Pornification, the book (not porn)

By Andrew Benjamin

About Me

Porn-i-fi-ca-tion:
noun, 1) the art of turning a legitimate film title into a porno by manipulating a word or group of words in the title, often employing the use of puns to create a lurid, sexually suggestive title 2) a skill to make your parents proud.
The porn flick based on a major motion picture or the occasional TV show is a time-honored tradition dating back to Bone With The Wind. But while the films may be themselves enjoyable (or so I hear), it’s often amusing enough to simply browse a catalog, website, or video store shelf just to appreciate the titles.
And it’s even more fun to come up with your own which gives rise to what I like to call the golden rule of pornification:
FOR EVERY LEGIT MOVIE, THERE EXISTS (AT LEAST THEORETICALLY) A PORN VERSION OF THAT MOVIE.
Intrigued? Check out a few examples...
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My Interests

I know what you are thinking: this dude has way too much time on his hands. Actually, nothing could be further from the truth.

When not wallowing in the gutter, Andrew Benjamin (that's me) is the COO of an internet company (who threatened to fire him if named), lives in a co-op in NYC (whose board promised to evict him if named) and serves on the board of his house of worship (whose leadership made it abundantly clear they would excommunicate him if named). Andrew is married to a wonderful woman (who swore to divorce him if named), has supportive parents (who will disinherit him if named), and recently celebrated the birth of his first child (who is as yet blissfully unaware that we named her Mildred).

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet this guy:
If Howard Stern doesn't like this book, I don't know who will. So if you think this is funny...
Click here to tell Howard about Pornification!

Movies:

Oh, where to begin! I like everything from Star Whores to Lord of the Cock Rings to In Diana Jones. A Fist Called Wanda and Dirty Rotten Sanchez are just about the funniest films ever made. And I'll watch anything with Humpme Bogart in it - The African Drag Queen, The Maltese Phallus, The Pleasure of Su Madre... you name it.

Television:

I'm a big fan of classic TV like Happy Ending Days, Porkin' Mindy, and The Lust Boat. I hate relationship shows like Everyone Loves Rimming and Mad About Spew. I tune into Lou Dobb's Money Shot pretty regularly. And I can't wait for the next season of Lust and The Sopornos....

Books:

Easy question. I'm all about Would You Rather...

Heroes:

The guys who come up with the titles to porn flicks. They're friggin' geniuses!

My Blog

Pornification of the Day

(Pornification is not porn.  If this is your first time reading my bulletin, skip down to "About Pornification" below.) *** NEWS! *** GOOD - I was on the Rick Barber show on Denver ra...
Posted by Pornification, the book (not porn) on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 04:50:00 PST

Pornification of the Day

(Pornification is not porn.  If this is your first time reading my bulletin, skip down to "About Pornification" below.) PORNIFCATION DOUBLE PLAYSWe're going to do something a little different ...
Posted by Pornification, the book (not porn) on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:56:00 PST

Pornification of the Day

(Pornification is not porn.  If this is your first time reading my bulletin, skip down to "About Pornification" below.) Can you 'pornify' these movies? BoratFlushed AwayBabelThe P...
Posted by Pornification, the book (not porn) on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:52:00 PST

Pornification of the Day

(Pornification is not porn.  If this is your first time reading my bulletin, skip down to "About Pornification" below.)I'm calling this "Pornification of the Day" but somehow I doubt I'll manage ...
Posted by Pornification, the book (not porn) on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

Another review... EDGE

Pornification got reviewed again!  Here's the link:http://www.edgeboston.com/index.php?ch=style&sc=lif e&sc2=features&sc3=&id=2828Just so there are no surprises, EDGE Publications ...
Posted by Pornification, the book (not porn) on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:36:00 PST

Pornification reviewed in the National Post (Canada)

My first review!  Very exciting.  It ran on page 2 of the Arts (!) section of the National Post (Canada).  Three entire columns, top to bottom of the page.  My father in law ran th...
Posted by Pornification, the book (not porn) on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:20:00 PST