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Jesus of Borg

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

About Me

Previous Assimilation Techniques:

New Assimilation Techniques

My Interests

Assimilation

I'd like to meet:

Primary Targets:
Atheists, Agnostics, Pagans, Taoists, Buddhists, Muslims, Hindus, Jews, Baha'ists, Jainists, Shintoists, Zoroastrianists, Unitarianists/Universalists, Rastafarians, Scientologists, etc...

Music:

Hymns about me

Movies:

Passion of the Christ

Television:

The Christian Channels & Star Trek

Books:

The King James Version of the Bible. It really is the best version for thumping.

Heroes:

My Dad of course. lawl.