CLOSED: go to: myspace.com/planitSreality

About Me

Just another brilliantly creative comic genius.
A comedian who favors performing "scenes" over the ol' "joke/punchline" format (videos coming soon).
Below, I've combined my love of Mambo-Salsa combination dancing with my love of raspberry sherbet...in the form of comedic movie reviews!
Not a review, but my NEWEST COMEDY vid:
FOR MORE: go to myspace.com/planitSreality !!
"Alpha Dog" & "Curse of the Golden Flower," with "Arthur & the Invisibles" & "Stomp the Yard" also covered:
ROCKY BALBOA parodied:
"Pursuit of Happyness" NOTE: the YouTube logo does not block the captions if you watch the vid at (click here) YouTube .
George Clooney's newest movie reviewed:
Below: UNSEEN footage from "Casino Royale" and a mediocre Connery impression! (Oh, and I lied about the footage.)
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Below: A "Saw III" comedy sketch and review of the new movie. ..
In the vid below: a review of "The Prestige" w/a "Batman vs. Wolverine" comedy sketch... ..
In the vid below: a review of "Marie Antoinette" with a parody of "Say Anything..." ..
Below: A review of the movie "Borat" w/some commentary on comedy...
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My Interests

Stuff, things, this 'n' that, and other miscellany.

I'd like to meet:

A creative hive of humorous intellectuals who give me candy and/or money.

Music:

Eclectic taste -- from Classic Rock to Broadway melodies, to underground and experimental/alternative rock, and even classical, some jazz, and film scores. The MySpace bands who are my friends are all DAMNED good!

Movies:

So much movement...I miss the days of still pictures.

Television:

YOU! Go buy the DVD set of the sadly short-lived and utterly brilliant "Wonderfalls."

Books:

Edward Gorey makes me smile. Joe R. Lansdale makes me shake. Lots of dead writers make me turn page after page after page. Your mother makes me !@$! $@!@#! @#$%#@!! &@%! all while she screams like a baboon. That crazy bitch.

Heroes:

Columbo, Kermit the Frog, anyone who can play guitar in their underwear on a NYC street in a cowboy hat.

In comedy (in no particular order): Mel Brooks, Sid Caesar, Dick van Dyke, David Letterman, Steve Martin, Jonathan Winters, Bob Newhart, the Smothers Brothers, Andy Kaufman, and comedic actors like Gene Wilder, Richard Mulligan, and John Ritter.

In comic books: Stan Lee, who made comics smart; Siegel & Shuster -- the creators of Superman.
In the world: People who do good things w/life and improve the world in some way...also, people with proper grammar and know the word "e-mail" has a hyphen in it (unlike the uneducated but rich creators of MySpace) and know "your" from "you're"...

My Blog

No More "72 People I've Met On the Subway" stories...well, sort of...

Thanks to those who've been reading my "72 People I've Met on the Subway."From here on out, you can find those stories at my OTHER MySpace blog. Just click the b&w pic of me in my Friends section (tit...
Posted by CLOSED: go to: myspace.com/planitSreality on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:23:00 PST

Alpha Dog, yo!

Hopefully you're here b/c you've seen my Alpha Dog spoof here on MySpace or on YouTube.Below is an alternate version. The video's the same, but in this one I was experimenting with putting a comedic s...
Posted by CLOSED: go to: myspace.com/planitSreality on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 02:47:00 PST

Do I have to pay extra for this? - 72 People I've Met On the Subway (11)

**Like, oh my god! Your at my blog! And, like, I have NO idea what the difference is between "your" and "you're"! How cool IS that! I love your Myspace SO much and will send yo...
Posted by CLOSED: go to: myspace.com/planitSreality on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST

A Boy and His Bird - 72 People I've Met On the Subway (10)

**Thank you for coming to my blog. I say naughty words from time to time. If you are easily offended, then you will be. Perhaps you should go read a "Clifford" book -- they're pretty harmless an...
Posted by CLOSED: go to: myspace.com/planitSreality on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 09:06:00 PST

A Tussle in the Bustle (or Lets Bungle in the Jungle) - 72 People I've Met On the Subway (9)

*** Holy cow! I'm one insensitive jerk! So if you're easily offended, you should probably leave and go wash your mouth out with soap for the awful things you're thinking. *** What follows here ...
Posted by CLOSED: go to: myspace.com/planitSreality on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 10:29:00 PST

Hair 'em, Scare 'em - 72 People I've Met On the Subway (8)

**Thank you for coming to my blog. I do not read it. I wrote it. Heaven knows what's coming below these words. It may even offend you. If you're the type that's easily of...
Posted by CLOSED: go to: myspace.com/planitSreality on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:50:00 PST

Kramer's no racist - pay close attention

----------------------------------------------------- Let's get two things out in the open, folks. First, each and every one of us have our opinions about folks of other races (Mexicans are laz...
Posted by CLOSED: go to: myspace.com/planitSreality on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

Our Love is Infectious - 72 People I've Met On the Subway (7)

**Thank you for coming to my blog. I probably don't like you. As such, I've worked fairly hard to offend you. If you are easily offended, go write your secretly gay, Republican now-f...
Posted by CLOSED: go to: myspace.com/planitSreality on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:04:00 PST

I've Been Cast in the T.V. Series '4 Floors'

Yes, that's right, it seems the world has finally awoken to my genius, and I got the call today.The show, as I understand it, is about a building of 4 floors...hence the name.One floor is a water floo...
Posted by CLOSED: go to: myspace.com/planitSreality on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:09:00 PST

!$@* a%$ F!%@$ - 72 People I've Met On the Subway (6)

**There may be some naughty language in the below. If not, then its subject-matter is probably politically incorrect. If these are the sorts of things that offend you, you probably need to get out of ...
Posted by CLOSED: go to: myspace.com/planitSreality on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 01:43:00 PST