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Mister Sister

Bob" says Doktor Mister Sister Wants to Telesocialize with YOU! "Or ELSE

About Me


I'm very old. I quit my job and now SLACK OFF FOR "BOB"! I would be extremely difficult to LIFT. When I bend over, it's like folding a ham neatly in two. Most days I have nothing to do. So I hang out on alt.slack. Now, I'm going to try my hand on MySpace.
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My Interests

Eat Sleep alt.slack NETFLIX Single Malt Scotch(es) Excremeditation

I'd like to meet:

Kirstie Alley Maura Tierney Maria Bartiromo Patrick Swayze Jason Statham

Music:

Arnold Schoenberg Alban Berg Anton Webern Aphex Twin Praga Khan 3 Mustaphas 3

Movies:

Anything by David Lynch Anything by Werner Herzog Anything by Alexander Jodorowsky Anything by Fernando Arrabal Anything by Harmony Korine Anything by Lars Von Trier Anything by DOGME 95 Anything by Anthony Dawson (Italian sci fi)

Television:

Sopranos (still) ER But who has time to watch TV with the intarwebs, eh?

Books:

No thanks, I read one once.

Heroes:

George W. Bush Bill Gates Borat

My Blog

Big Oil Defeated Me

For the first time I can recall, I cancelled a trip out of town.  When you are retired, though, you start to think like this: 1.  Right now I feel like this. 2.  If I go 1000 miles from...
Posted by Mister Sister on Fri, 23 May 2008 08:10:00 PST

Why all these pictures?

Because I got my scannar, the one that does SLIDES, working again.  It's actually an old one that worked fine six years ago when I bought it.  Only, the PC was undarpowared to do the image e...
Posted by Mister Sister on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:12:00 PST

My Lighthouse Addictian

OK, I admit it, I'm a lighthouse freak.  I collect them.  Practically evarything in the Condo of Solatude has a lighthouse in it if you can get one that way.  So, I'm going to put all m...
Posted by Mister Sister on Mon, 12 May 2008 07:38:00 PST

Linux Ain't All That

So I'm one month into my attempt to wean myself off the Windows XP habit by trying out UBUNTU Edgy Eft.  I can't give up the Windows just yet, and here's why.  And you'll have to do a LOT of...
Posted by Mister Sister on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 02:15:00 PST

Your CPU should be happy

Methinks I have found the hidgy which causes your browser to go to 100%CPU on my MySpace page.  I took out the ALPHA(100) thingy in my HTML, as it wasn't necessary (my tables aren't transparent),...
Posted by Mister Sister on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:47:00 PST

OMB! Two Days have Passed!

I actually let a DAY GO BY without creating a new BLOG entry!  What will people THINK?  That I have no LIFE?  And there's positively NO WAY to make up for it.  My only excuse is th...
Posted by Mister Sister on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 06:21:00 PST

Waiting for my chicken

Here in Cleveland, we have an answer to Trader Joe's.  It's called METROPOLITAN MEAT.  They are the missing component of Trader Joe's, namely GOURMET MEAT.  They have VEAL BACON.  ...
Posted by Mister Sister on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 03:01:00 PST

PIMP-O-LICIOUS

Now the THIRD (or is it the fourth, I lost count) day, and I AM ON THIS MOTHER!  She be ALL TRICKED OUT, shorty! Two years before I retired, my former slavemasters spent beaucoup shekels sending ...
Posted by Mister Sister on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:26:00 PST

Day 2 of MySpace Life

I did laundry!  I ran the dishwasher!  I ate at Wendy's!  I had bacon for breakfast!  It felt funny being retired, because TODAY would have been a DAY OFF from work, and as I no lo...
Posted by Mister Sister on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 04:22:00 PST

I awake as a child to see the world begin

So OK, it's time to try out this MySpace thing.  I can see I'm not going to be very good at it.  But like mold, after a while, I'll prolly have it ALL COVERED.  Welcome to my new friend...
Posted by Mister Sister on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST