Dream of The Deathbringers |
Due to my neurotic state and breathing irregularities, I have many nightmares. Most I don't remember, I just wake up later on and feel like I haven't slept well. This was not the case with the Dream...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Oct 2008 14:51:00 GMT |
Practical Advice for Recession Job Hunters |
Practical Advice for Recession Job HuntersEach day you want to quit your job. It feels like you are going to have a nervous breakdown. You are not being paid what you are worth. Your work isn't ch...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 07:45:00 GMT |
The Employers Lexicon |
No longer content to make you do boring tasks for little money. Demand that you be available long hours, weekends, and holidays. Ask that you respect diversity and yet erase all your distinguishing...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 14:15:00 GMT |
Nothing Fair in This World |
If you don't recognize the subject line, it's from Billy Idol's "White Wedding". The song where Billy snarls "it's a nice day for a white wedding, it's a nice day to start again". Let's Start Again. ...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 07:23:00 GMT |
Unperformed Stand-Up Material |
Congratulations! you have survived Thanksgiving. You've recovered from punishing your stomach and now want to punish your liver. This is how Thursday is different from Monday. Tonight if you are luc...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:00:00 GMT |
MANTASTIC! |
Gentleman, it's time to ask yourself: Are You Mantastic? The only answer is YES! I AM MANTASTIC! But for those of you who didn't, here's a little help. It has come to my attention that in this mode...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 19:02:00 GMT |
My New Favorite Ice Cream |
Although I could and would argue that any weather and any time are good for ice cream. This past Sunday, the near prefect weather and advanced date in July demanded I go get ice cream. This insisten...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 16:58:00 GMT |
Warning to My Burger Buddies |
What if you are in Center City and get hungry? You've seen the Mint, Independence Hall, and the Liberty Bell and need to refuel before you climb the Rocky Steps at the Art Museum. You arrive at the ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 14:22:00 GMT |
Victoria's Secret |
There it is across from me, unlabelled except by it's signature colors. It is a huge space in a small mall and it is only notable by it's pale pink and grayish white colors. It's like an unmarked gi...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 13:26:00 GMT |
Selecting your Cage |
As most of us realize, finding a job is a lot like selecting a cage. It is the step after you have resigned yourself to several facts. One that you can not have freedom. Two that you must be caged...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 17:46:00 GMT |
