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Joerg Offer

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About Me

I'm a thirtysomething filmdirector, screenwriter and author from Berlin. Born and raised in an other part of Germany, where the best umbrellas in the world are manufactured! This is the only reason why its raining all day just to test the umbrellas properly! Otherwise the sun would be shining all day and night.. ahem... After studying film and tv director a true odyssey of nights and years in the music industry as an a&r, producer, remixer and dj began. After bitching tv-biz as a producer and editor (never work for private tv, better go for some nice handjobs behind the train station!!!!), I came back to my roots: Movies! Not only videoclips and commercials to pay my w**d, the cute b****es, big shiny c**s and my sleezy penth***e in Barcelona... No! Right now im preparing my very first big movie! It's working title so far is "ANECTINE"!!! A surreal, dark but romantic psycho-thriller shot on the streets of East-Berlin's wasteland areas, a truly melancholic and hypnotic nightmare. Watch out!!!!!!!!!

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My Interests

Music, Film, Video, Media, Art, Expeditions, opiumeating and Macao Casino Licensing....

I'd like to meet:

whoever is funky or disgusting is more than welcome!

Music:

From classical music to electronica, techno, house, elektro, chansons, ragga, d'n'b and katjusha rocket sounds

Movies:

Angstmilch, Anectine, early Godard, Bunuel, Lynch, Fellini, Alex de la Iglesia, Jean Jaques Beneix, Bud Spencer, early Fritz Lang, Dr.Phibes, italian Neorealism, the good old uncles of the Nouvelle Vague, Hammer Studios, B-Movies Jack Arnold Style and so on.... too much to mention....................

Television:

Western von Gestern, Väter der Klamotte, Auf Achse, Klimbim

Books:

Maturin, Nietzsche, Kicker Jahresheft 1988, E.A.Poe, Jules Verne, H.P. Lovecraft, Leo Malet, Breton, Hesse, E.T.A. Hoffmann, Heine, Erckmann-Chatrian, Baudelaire, Kafka, Fernando Pessoa, Lautreamont...

Heroes:

Bud Spencer, Tom+Jerry, Leatherface, Jacques Brel forever, Wolfram Wuttke, Sam Peckinpah, Russ Meyer, Fidel Castro (Hasta la victoria siempre!) and beside the fact I'm not into men but he is the most beautyful man in heaven: Lex Barker!

My Blog

Fortunato & Montresor - Imagine (Imagination 1)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBUMpWjX5gQ Classic old track I produced 11 years ago with one of the maddest producers in Hilden!...
Posted by Joerg Offer on Wed, 07 May 2008 05:21:00 PST

Sampdoria Ultras.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPnOdIUHU1Q Forza Sampdoria! Sempre Doria!...
Posted by Joerg Offer on Tue, 06 May 2008 12:09:00 PST

New Mobile Film....SPECIAL OFFER! Watch or get lost!

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Posted by Joerg Offer on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 10:16:00 PST

MY LOVELY SON SITTING IN THE CELLAR!

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Posted by Joerg Offer on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:58:00 PST

MY BIGGEST HERO! NOW AND THEN!!!

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Posted by Joerg Offer on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 04:50:00 PST

Nuff said!

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Posted by Joerg Offer on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:42:00 PST