I LOVE MY SOUL-MATE + HUSBAND MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE,we have a blast anywhere + everywhere we go, MY BELOVED AND INVALUABLE FRIENDS, OUR 3 BRAND-NEW CUTE LITTLE KITTYKATS, THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN JOY AND PLEASURE, going to shows, music, Ian Curtis dancing, SM, bondage, fetishism, KINK, Dressing for pleasure, art, reading, ADDICTION + SOBRIETY, medical anomalies, SHARING CLOTHING AND LINGERIE WITH MY HUSBAND, popsicles, gnosticism, things floating in murky jars, denying that I'm an emo fag, INDIAN FOOD, my albino Burmese python Ziggy(recently deceased, R.I.P.), my 800 pound step-cat Auggie(R.I.P., save us a place in kat heaven!), insects, bones bones bones(especially hip bones + sternums), scars(external and otherwise), ROOFTOPS(especially in the rain), androgyny, gender theory, seahorses, LONG TANGENTIAL CONVERSATIONS, bats are really cute, debauchery, black swans, shiny things, stockings + garters, walking with someone you love, mannequins, unagi, corsets, high heels(ESPECIALLY on boys), Andy Warhol, Edie Sedgwick, Egon Schiele, Joseph Cornell, German + Austrian Expressionism, addictive personalities, fucking, jewelry, pirate ships, skeleton keys, dressing up, Magic Realism, Francis Bacon, spending all day in bed with Lou("Wine in the morning and some breakfast at night"), contradictions, stalactites... loving mutually exclusive things...
I'd like to meet:
I'm a complete technophobe, and these new-fangled machines frighten and confuse me. Anyone who needs or wants to have a good haircut and/or color. I also create shadow boxes, and love meeting other artists of any and all kinds. ARTISTS!!! Pervs + fetishists, crossdressers, sexy Dommes. I am here to connect with people. I LOVE boys that wear makeup and high-heels, PEOPLE WHO LOVE GOOD MUSIC, misanthropes and scenesters, drunk losers + geniuses, addicts + alchoholics in recovery or not, good hip-bones(drooool). Why isn't there hip-bone porn??? Maybe there is. Fantasists and liars, BRILLIANT DYSFUNCTIONAL PEOPLE. I AM NOT HERE TO "HOOK UP", I am VERY happily married. . .My dance card is full! If I take awhile responding, I am either putting thought + care into a worthy response or am having trouble removing my head from my ass. I really truly appreciate/relate to genuine people with character who know the difference between giving time, spending it, and being spent by it. Truely special people are welcome, and if there's any more orphans who got stranded here when the Starship from the Muffin planet crashed... Please be in touch!!! We are trying to find you! By the way, NO MORE GODDAMN BANDS, PLEASE---I love to support local artists, but I'm broke + I DON'T HAVE SOUND ON THE COMPUTER, SO I CAN'T HEAR YOU...No offense, but DAMN...I have reached my quota.
IF YOUR PROFILE IS SET TO PRIVATE, THEN FUCK YOU TOO.
Have a Blessed day.
Music:
jesus and mary chain, NEW COLLAPSE, Slowdive, SIXTEENS, interpol, No Wave, pixies, DAVID FUCKING BOWIE, Brect, Angels of Light, Swans, MICHAEL GIRA, the MAGNETIC FIELDS and anything involving stephin merritt, she wants revenge, DANDI WIND!!! TV on the Radio, Diamanda Galas, Francoise Hardy, Jarboe, 10 CC, Nina Hagen, The Departure, Neil Young, Crosby, Stills, Nash, + Young, INXS, belle and sebastian, THE KILLERS,the velvet underground, DIRTY SANCHEZ, Fleetwood Mac, NEIL YOUNG, Neil Diamond, Fad Gadget, LOVESPITLOVE, brian jonestown massacre, DIRTY SANCHEZ, MOMUS, The Secret Society of the Sonic Six, the byrds, WEEN, The Phantom Limbs, ride, SUEDE, PULP, legendary pink dots, Jim Carroll Band, Joy Division, The White Stripes, current 93, The Killers, Gravy Train, chicks on speed, miss kitten and the hacker, fischerspooner, EMA 3, The Chameleons, RIDE, Virgin Prunes,sisters of mercy, Jarboe, echo and the bunnymen, raveonettes, mount sims, MIKE NESS, peaches, NICK CAVE and the bad seeds, GIRLS AGAINST BOYS, XYMOX, Wolfsheim, Fischerspooner, WIRE, Johnny Cash, PIL, scientists, radiohead, Mazzy Star, Patti Smith Group, blonde redhead, pigface, T Rex, ROXY MUSIC + BRYAN FERRY, Microphones, The Zombies, CHRISTIAN DEATH/ROZZ WILLIAMS, John Frusciante, This Mortal Coil, Depeche Mode, Warlocks, Peter Murphy, Serge Gainsburogh, Kurt Weill, Scott Walker, MY BLOODY VALENTINE, Bryan Ferry, Radiohead, Damned, Lupine Howl, Misfits, Human Hand, Animal Band, Revolting Cocks, THE KILLERS, Alien sex fiend, The Walkmen, The 6th, The Gun Club, Ween, BRMC, Ute Lemper, Mary Timony, Neurosis, Rialto, SPARKS, OMD, LEONARD COHEN, Tom Waits, Black Heart Procession, JAPAN!!!, Gavin Friday, Wolfsheim, Bright Eyes, Echo + the Bunnymen, Death in June, Sunshine, Frank Black, BAUHAUS, The Shins, Sheep on Drugs, Thrill Kill Kult, Tears for Fears, Neubauten, Yaz, buzzcocks, BLUE OCTOBER, Stone Roses, VNV Nation, Smiths, Blur, Scissor Sisters, Gang of Four, Ramones, Mission of Burma, Birthday Party, Postal Service, THE CRAMPS,THE CRAMPS, THE CRAMPS, SPARKS, UGLY CASSANOVA/MODEST MOUSE, Prima Donnas, Duran Duran, Specimen, Big Black, Field mice & Trembling Blue Stars, Franz Ferdinand, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, PJ Harvey, Rainer Maria, Sea and Cake, Bauhaus, Brian Eno, etc. . . I could go on forever, MUSIC IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD + MY RELIGION.
Movies:
CEMETARY MAN, all DAVID LYNCH, 21 G'S, THE PROPOSITION, velvet goldmine, The Cook, the Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover, The Jerk, Clerks + Clerks 2, New York Doll, Monty Python! Little Miss Sunshine, phantom of the paradise, dead alive, Trainspotting, Brothers Quay, 28 days later, suspiria, Christiane F, Brick, Delicatessen, Man who Fell to Earth, pink flamingos AND ALL JOHN WATERS FLICS, The Heart is Decietful Above All Things, blood of a poet, Harold and Maude, Dogs in Space, Manufacturing Consent, drugstore cowboy, Downtown 81, Videodrome, Boxing Helena, Fight Club, Gothic, Shaun of the Dead, Metropolis, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, THE NIGHT PORTER, LOST IN TRANSLATION, dead ringers, LIQUID SKY, Hardware, Through a Scanner Darkly, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, HARDWARE, Jacob's Ladder, donnie darko(director's cut), Santa Sangre, The Life Aquatic, Edward Scissorhands, Being John Malkovitch, Night at the Roxbury, Requiem for a Dream, the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Gummo, Super 8 1/2, Rushmore, Existenz, The Wall, Series 7, CRASH, Return of the Living Dead, ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND, The HUNGER, the breakfast club, Crash, the linguini incident, Sid and Nancy, Solaris, SPUN, Drugstore Cowboy, Ghost in the Shell 2, The Tin Drum, The Jerk, Dead Man, Crash, Team America, Twin Falls Idaho, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, Pumpkin, 1984, most horror and anything unusual or artsy or ridiculous...ON + ON.
Television:
YES, it's a brain-washing idiot box blah blah blah. . . South Park, the young ones, Forensic Files, Absolutely Fabulous, HOUSE, the simpsons, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE, ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT!, Mr Show, Family Guy, Metalocalypse, and anything about ghosts, corpses, or plastic surgery...
Books:
WILLIAM S. MUTHAFUCKIN' BURROUGHS, I am currently reading Angels by Denis Johnson, HE IS BRILLIANT!!! Haunted, Invisible Monsters, Choke, Survivor, Lullaby, + everything by chuck palahniuk, Vonnegut, the theater and it's double and ANTONIN ARTAUD in general, the Tooth Fairy, The Suitors, Hubert Selby Jr., the runaway bunny, Lovecraft, Please Kill Me, french romantic poetry, white teeth + the autograph man, vernon god little, Vurt + Pollen, Jesus' Son, Rimbaud, Byron, Baudelaire, DENNIS COOPER, 1984, MEAT CAKE, Gray's Anatomy, Poppy Z. Brite, Physician's desk reference, fear and loathing in las vegas, Confederacy of Dunces, WELL, A Million Different Pieces(UNTIL I FOUND OUT JAMES FREY WAS A LYING COCKSUCKER!), Angela Carter, Jesus' Son, BUKOWSKI, Jean Genet, John Fante, Jeanette Winterson, Pat Barker, 100 years of solitude, Poe, And the Ass Saw the Angel, Tokyo Cancelled, Kafka by the Shore, Flowers for Algernon, oryx and crake by margaret atwood, white noise by don delillo, Lipstick Traces, Pop. 1280, How Late it Was, How Late, Irvine Welsh, Bowie biographies, Dylan Thomas, GJ.G. Ballard, Never Let Me Go, Island of the Sequined Love Nun, And I don't want to live this life, scar culture, Gunter Grass, 100 years of solitude, GEEK LOVE, Taming the Beast, sarah by j.t. leroy(WHO ALSO TURNED OUT TO BE A HOAX), The End of Alice + Things you Should Know + A.M. Homes in general, N.A. Basic Text, me talk pretty one day, lots of others; I'm an O.G. book geek.
Heroes:
Charles Bukowski, ANDY WARHOL!, John Waters, Michael Gira, David Bowie, Kiki de Montparnasse, Jim Carrol,Burroughs, Anita Berber(thanks Bitchard!); anyone who's creatively self-destructive or who gets away with a lot or both; those with more than 9 lives. ANTIHEROES.
