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About Me

for blog/writing stuff, check out my author page, www.thisiskimcalder.com. (click pictures=more pictures) on special occasions, I get hopped up on energy drinks and ramble about music trivia. lucky you.

My Interests

personification, correspondence, noise, smoke, grammar, metaphoric potential, sleeping, caffeine, books, my civic, plants named after bands, everyone and everything named "muffin," texts, texts, and more texts, the grand sensibilities of stephin merritt, swooning, punctuation!

Music:

Movies:

You think I don't appreciate art. You think I don't understand fashion. You think I'm not hip. You think I'm pathetic. A nerd. A lard-ass fatso. You think I'm shit... Well, you're wrong, 'cause I'm champagne, and YOU'RE the one who's shit... until the day you die, you, not me, will always be shit.

Television:

is hysterical laughter of people

Books:

this is my book. you should buy it.

My Blog

quote of the month

"hey every 1 has at lest 1 stupid tat sum times it cuz we were really fucked up dat day leave us alone..."excerpted from "really stupid tattoos."http://www.just-whatever.com/2007/09/30/really-stup id-t...
Posted by kim calder on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 01:12:00 PST

announcement: photos getting developed, finally

I finally took two disposable cameras that have been sitting in my glove compartment for a long damn time into CVS for developing.things of interest on the cameras include:-virginia city madness w/sco...
Posted by kim calder on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:34:00 PST

summer has arrived

here's to driving around in daisy dukes blasting DFA 1979 (flashback!) with all the windows rolled down and chain smoking. fuck yeah. summer has arrived!
Posted by kim calder on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 02:55:00 PST

birds in the city

I'm placing my happiness in the hands of los angeles's birds. today, a family of adorable ducks decided to cross wilshire in santa monica as I was leaving to go home from work.there is nothing, nothi...
Posted by kim calder on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST

down with people

so i've just learned that there's this group called "up with people" that tours around the country singing happy songs that uplift people. let's start "down with people" and drive around the country ...
Posted by kim calder on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:19:00 PST

ok, poems, fine.

ok, so poems. due to bad decisions and good reasons. Body, and a Dark Chrysanthemum in my Hands The house is located behind a fence and a street in a nameless town. The name of the town is u...
Posted by kim calder on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:03:00 PST

i love allykins

I'm going to write you a muffin poem and next time you're crying and emo you can read it and laugh and know you are loved. If that doesn't work I may just have to make it into a song (believe me you d...
Posted by kim calder on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 01:57:00 PST

figuring it all out...

Hot breath, rough skin, warm laughs and smiling, the loveliest words whispered and meant - you like all these things. But, though you like all these things, you love a stone. You love a stone, because...
Posted by kim calder on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 12:21:00 PST

DRUNKSGIVING WEEKEND PICS!!!

.."> the troglins meet a transexual cat! .."> meet the mancinis .."> old school in the house .."> Al and Dunable .."> NYC love in cali .."> old school in the house ...
Posted by kim calder on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 03:24:00 PST