Lances With Wolves

Lance.....ahaaah.....he'll save everyoneofus!!!" (Queen?? Hmmm...) Yes, the government is lying to us. Yes, there are extraterrestrials. Yes, they helped us make the pyramids. Yes, we become sub-atomic particles in an alternate universe when our vehicles we know as bodies die. And, yes, Steven Hawking likes to listen to Slayer and Fugazi. My name is Lance. I play bass in a band called theSTART. I am a jaded, bitter, sober, almost-vegan excuse for a struggling Los Angeles musician. First, as a little kid I was the singer for a punk band called P.O.W. We played with all sorts of early bands that shaped the punk rock scene of our day like: NOFX, D.R.I., Aggression, Adolescents, Youth of Today, Neurosis, Christ on Parade, Agnostic Front, M.D.C., Govornment Issue, Gang Green, Final Conflict, Justice League and a shit-load more (if I'm forgetting some band that was GOOD or not a bunch of ASSHOLES, let me know). Then a few years later I was the singer/guitarist in a band called Man Will Surrender (Equal Vision Rec's) and, more recently, The Art of Safecracking. TAOS just broke up and we all moved on, and so I do theSTART thing. I've said "next year i'm going back to school" every year for the last 9 years, but really, I'm going back to school next year!! I think.... I read speculative and conspiracy theory books...usually 4-5 at the same time and never finish one.