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Crazy Craig

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About Me

I might be all about rock, but I like nothing more than when a spontaneous DANCE PARTY breaks out! Often, I will walk out of my apt. and a party anvil falls on my head, thus I have to party. I've had a dream where I'm at a party or a gig every night for the last 20 years. When I finally lose all my hair, I'm going to get a black skull cap permanately tattooed on my head so I look like Ming the Merciless.My favorite liquids are Hawaiian Punch and Beer, and if someone could make a beer out of Hawaiian Punch, I'd break their legs for the formula. My favorite pastime is talking back to my TV just like Mystery Science Theater. I like alligators. I love my Mom. I hate most people . I have a bad case of Insomnia.When I do get to sleep, I'll sleep all day if I don't have to work.When I'm not sleeping or working, I get bored very easily and will undertake at least 3 creative projects at the same time. I can't walk 2 feet in my room without knocking over toys, records, or art. I've got a thing for Angela on The Office, cuz she's such a prude I figure she has to be a complete maniac behind closed doors. I grew up in the early 80's L.A. punk rock scene, but ended up becoming a METAL expert, go figure . I host an underground rock show on the internet every Sunday from 3 to 5pm Pacific time at www.knac.com. Join in and talk some shit. you can also check out the myspace page, SUPER ROCK SUNDAY. ++++++++++++++PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE ASKING ME TO ADD YOU!!!! I've had a few people get shitty with me cuz I denied them as a friend. Here's a few reasons why I won't add you. 1) Maybe I don't like you in real life, so why do I have to be your "cyberbuddy"? 2) If your page is set to private and I don't already know you, what makes me want to know you? 3) If you are under 18 and I don't know your parents, forget about it.... And if you are a band. 1) I don't like your band, dude. 2) If you don't have any fucking songs up, you shouldn't have a myspace page. 3) You're a cover band. Especially so if you're a Misfits cover band. I'll make an exception if you play covers like Replicants. People, I get a shitload of friend adds every couple of days and I check out every single one. Please make it easy.

My Interests

rock music, comics, filming projects, rocking out, getting my buzz on, sleeping my buzz off, crazy naked ladies, karaoke, goofing off, rocking the night away, golf, cooking, HOT SAUCE, pistol whipping, demolitions, extortion, dissection, selling Mary Kay products

I'd like to meet:

Like minded rock soldiers to help me build an impenetrable ice fortress for myself to rule over in Antartica...or just a nice girl to swap spit.

Music:

ROCK, Black Metal, hate punk, uplifting Goth, Patagonian Blues, Polka, Indian Show tunes, sludgecore, ice cream truck ditties, Barbershop Ragga, Mexican car horns, death banda, drug music, Killing Joke, Curve, Failure, Immortal.........P.S. I am beyond sick of crappy Nu Metal bands. My new illness stems from mediocre metalcore and Gothenburg-by-way-of-Orange County pseudo death metal. I will not add any of it, so don't bother..... P.P.S. Panic at the Disco is the gayest band I've ever heard. You should hold your head in shame if you like their music

Movies:

20,000 Leagues Under the Sea, A Clockwork Orange, Alien, Aliens, The Ambushers, A Mighty Wind (Goodnight Everbody!), Andy Warhol's Dracula, Bad, Batman Returns, Battle Royale, The Bellboy, Black Sabbath, Black Sunday, Blade 2, Blade Runner, Blood Freak, Blood on Satan's Claw, Blowup (the Yardbirds part),The Blue Rose, Bride of Frankenstein, Bride of the Monster, Casino Royale (original), Casshern, Castle of the Walking Dead, The Cat, A Christmas Story, City of Lost Children, Cocteau's Beauty and The Beast, Corvette Summer, Crippled Master , Daimajin, Danger:Diabolik, Dawn of the Dead, Devilman (animation), The Devils, Devil's Rain, Don't Be Afraid of the Dark, Ed Wood, Empire Strikes Back, Excalibur, Eyes Without A Face, Fearless Vampire Killers, Fifth Element, Forbidden Planet, Forbidden Zone, Freaks, Full Metal Jacket, Ghost World, Godzilla vs. Monster Eggs, G3: All Out Monster Attack, Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster, Haunted Lantern, The Haunting (original), Haxan, Heavenly Creatures, Hellboy, Highway 61, Hollywood Knights,The Human Tornado, I'm Gonna Get You Sucka, In Like Flint, Invasion of the Saucer Men, It's A Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad World, Kwaidan, The Last Man on Earth, The Legend of Zu, Little Mad Guy, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Mad Monster Party, Magic (Trailer), Mars Attacks!, Master of the Flying Guillotine, Matango, Mulholland Drive, Near Dark, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ninja Scroll, The Omega Man, The Omen (Original), Petey Wheatstraw: The Devil's Son in Law, Pimps Up Ho's Down, Pitch Black, Planet of the Apes(Original), porn, Predator, Quadrophenia, Queen Margot, Repulsion, Rumblefish, Rushmore, Shaun of the Dead, The Silencers, Sin City, Slither, Soylent Green, Spinal Tap, Stray Cat Rock:Sex Hunter, Sunset Boulevard, The Thing (remake), The Vampire Happening, War of the Gargantuas, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?, What's Up Tiger Lily?, Wild in the Streets, The Wild Bunch, Wild Zero, Willy Wonka (Original), Woodstock (Hendrix, Santana, and Ritchie Havens especially), The Year Without a Santa Claus, Yokai Monsters

Television:

The Addams Family, Amos and Andy, Banana Splits, Benny Hill, Bethany 1/2 Hour, Beverly Hillbillies, Blackadder, The Brady Bunch, The Brak Show, The Bugaloo's, Captain Kool and the Kongs, Chappelle Show, Chespirito , Cool Mess, Cutey Honey, Dance 360, Danger Man, The Dating Game, Don Kirshner's Rock Concert, Dragnet, Dusty's Treehouse, Endurance (Japan), F Troop, The Fuccons, Funky Cops, Get Smart, Goodnight L.A., Green Acres, Harvey Birdman,The Herculoids, Hobo Kelly, The Hudson Brothers, I Dream of Jeannie, Infra Man, Jeopardy, Johnny Sokko, Kids in the Hall, King of Hades, King of the Hill, Lancelot Link:Secret Chimp, Leave it to Beaver, Lidsville, Lost, Match Game PM, Mazinger, Midnight Special,The Monkees, Monty Python, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge,The Munsters, MV3, Mystery Science Theater, New Wave Theatre, Night Flight, Night Gallery , Not the 9 O' Clock news, The Office, Old Skool Outer Limits, Pee Wee's Playhouse, Pink Lady and Jeff, Playboy After Dark, Police Squad, The Real Don Steele Show, Rock Reel, SCTV, Sealab 2020, Simpsons, The Soup, The Soupy Sales Show, Space Ghost, Speed Racer, Square Pegs, Shatner Star Trek, Superstar USA,Tales from the Darkside, Tom Hatten's Family Film Festival, Trailer Park Boys, Old Skool Twilight Zone, Wanderlust, The Young Ones, Zuma Dog and HOLLYWOOD LAW, beyotch

Books:

Answer Me!,The Bloody Red Baron, Dune , Faust, Gloom Cookie, The Goon, Goth Lolita Bibles, Hammer of the Gods, The Inhumans, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Judge Dredd, Lords of Chaos, Mad Magazine, Memnoch the Devil, Neuromancer trilogy, Neverwhere, Nocturnals, Promethea,The Satanic Bible, Say You Love Satan, Son of Rosemary, The Stand, Terminal Cafe and all Verotik titles

Heroes:

All the brave men that gave their lives in WW2, Korea and Nam in order to stop them commie bastards from taking away my right to drink, fight and fuck

My Blog

Do You Remember These Things?

I've lived in So Cal all of my life. Please comment if you remember these things.....Pup 'n' Taco, Zodys, Whitefront, Two Guys, The Federated Group, Naugle's, Ohrbach's, Chess King, Alpha Beta, Safewa...
Posted by Crazy Craig on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 07:27:00 PST

Blatant Misuse of The Horns

I'm really tired of seeing morons throw the goat up whenever a camera flashes AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE DOING!!!!! You don't stick your thumbs out idiots ! That means "I Love You...
Posted by Crazy Craig on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST