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Jail Weddings

The last gasp of romance.

About Me

Myspace LayoutsWith the end of his post-Starvations project Fortune's Flesh, singer/guitarist Gabriel Hart has gathered like-minded adventurers to roundout the line-up of his new outfit JAIL WEDDINGS - an updated take on the darker side of the '60s girl group blueprint with swamp-pop leanings, all combined with mean-streak mutant torch song drama. The band will reside very happily in Los Angeles, CA until further notice.
"Jail Weddings are unreal—full disclosure is that I respect Gabe Hart (Starvations/Fortune’s Flesh) a lot and here is the band he was born for. Nine-piece revue with himself and two wild ladies up front—Katya the incandescent blonde and Tina the bombshell brunette—and a band that is Phil Spector’s Wrecking Crew from X’s Los Angeles. Their good songs are as good as any good band and their best songs are an honor and a privilege: Gabe in silver tie with basso boom like Roy Orbison (!) hauling a song across his shoulder with the opener, “Somebody’s lonely . . . !” and the band (with violin and sax and keys) and the girls pop in on the exact same sha-la-la behind him. No gimmick—instead the total real deal, with Katya and Tina and Gabe all splitting solos (just like my Wailers at the Castle LP) off their righteous heartbroke big-beat big-chorus California rock & roll. " - Chris Ziegler, The District Weekly/LA Record

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/15/2006
Band Members:

Gabriel Hart - vocals/guitar/songwriting
Ian Harrower - drums
Tornado Jane - vocals
Katya Nadia Hubiak - vocals
Hannah Blumenfeld - violin
Josh Puklavetz - bass
Brad Caulkins - sax
Matthew Eagleson - piano
Brian Waters - guitar
Eric Fisher - guitar

Influences: The caustic unconscious, Herzog's "Fitzcarraldo", tightropes/balance.

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Sounds Like: A heated argument in a car parked on Lover's Leap where everyone wins while the Shangri-La's and Flesheaters blare through blown speakers. The most embarrassing diary in the world somehow gets left behind the scene of the crime. Coppers laugh and cry simultaneously...Narrated by Georges Battaille, brought to you in part by Bubblicious. SMACK!! .............................
Type of Label: None

My Blog

RECORD UPDATE

Folks,It was a whiplash-quick instance of damage control when we heard our label Project Infinity had gone belly-up and we decided to do this vigilante-style, once again. With the help of Red Wine Rec...
Posted by Jail Weddings on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 09:21:00 PST

Paper review, care of Chris Ziegler

Since 2005, the folks at the L.A. RECORD have been putting L.A.-based bands like No Age, Lavender Diamond, Cold War Kids, etc. on their covers way before anyone outside of L.A. ever heard of them. Eac...
Posted by Jail Weddings on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 05:53:00 PST

review in LA Weekly

A review of last Saturdays show, thanks to everyone for coming out - all apologies about the slow moving line outsidehttp://blogs.laweekly.com/play/live-in-la/im-just-try ing-to-understand/xoxoxjw...
Posted by Jail Weddings on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:07:00 PST

Right Now...

We are, all of us, in the studio.  Loaded with treats from the markets of Little Tokyo, accompanied by one dog, we are f*cking recording! Pray for us...
Posted by Jail Weddings on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 05:05:00 PST

CELEBRITY TESTIMONIALS!!!

"You guys are so good it is fucking retarded!!!" -Warren Thomas, singer, Grand Elegance"That was soooo....JUICY!!!" -Marrek, JW producer"Alright, I f...
Posted by Jail Weddings on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:56:00 PST

JAIL WEDDINGS TO PLAY 4th ANNUAL FUCK YEAH FEST THIS WEEKEND!!

Folks,Like the headline says we are playing the famed 4th Annual Fuck YEah Fest, a way more grassroots (if you ignore the Dewars and Sparks sponserships) festival that has way more of a sharp ear to...
Posted by Jail Weddings on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 06:20:00 PST

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!

Hannah found this really humorous review (on one of those Blogger sites no one reads) of our show last week when we opened for the Nice Boys when we were asked to take the place of The Saints who had ...
Posted by Jail Weddings on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:36:00 PST

Dear John, Los Angeles

Dear Los Angeles, By the time you read this, I will be gone. I love you with all my heart but in all honesty, for the past year or so you have made me feel like one of your faceless storefronts who pe...
Posted by Jail Weddings on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:00:00 PST

LYRICS

THE SPELL HAS LIFTED (Hart)Where I once saw a magic cityWas just a mirage, fooled like many before meIt was a desert before, where nothing could growExcept that big delusion we just won't let goArrive...
Posted by Jail Weddings on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 04:19:00 PST

What We Need:

1. (1-2) timpani drum(s). The big, bassy, thunderous percussion you hear in orchestras, Phil Spector recordings, etc. I have been told these things collect dust in school wherehouses but no one will c...
Posted by Jail Weddings on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 05:55:00 PST