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About Me

WELCOME TO MY PAGE, with a STUNNING NEW DESIGN from my friend and co-conspirator LYRIC POWERS!!!! If you like the work Lyric has done for me, check out her profile RIGHT HERE!!! And now about me......... Crab sex position. Left and right. Moving as stars in a jetstream. Pools of sacred semen adorn thy shiny locks. The animals inside us come out and we lick and bite at each other's extremities. Exquisite pleasure of oral-genital castration. Trip to the woods with the most beautiful man I've ever seen. Wadding napkins of sperm, wiping palms in the sunlight. Pasty emission. Raping grizzly bear, orgasm in a spasm in bear's asshole. Gyzing in a grizzly. Clockwork stops, dramatic townsquare. I look the most beautiful man I've ever seen in the eye and we share silent revelation: WORLD IS ENDING. Quick we grab each other up and we are melting, melting, melting together. I stroke his beautiful face fast and quick. Jetstream as bodies are lifted to the moon. Monk silence. Big light. Finish.

My Interests

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Nothing at all. No. Thing.

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO:Monk Lewis / Arthur Rimbaud/ G G Allin/ Joe Dallesandro (back in the day)/ Isidore Ducasse (aka Comte de Lautreamont) / Antonin Artaud/ Anthony Perkins/ Syd Barrett/ Adrian Grenier/ Franz Schubert/ Malcolm McDowell (back in the day)/ Salvador Dali (back in the day) Hm. Almost all these people are dead. I guess that makes me a quasi-necrophile. Kinkyyyyy! Me likes! But I ask you seriously, what self-respecting fag poet doesn't want to dig up Rimbaud's beautiful corpse and give it to him in the butt? I'll bet he still looks amazing. I'll bet his ass is still as perfect as ever... maggots notwithstanding... [wiping drool from chin]

Music:

Everything and nothing: that is, everything that nobody else likes and nothing that everybody else likes. You may say I'm shallow, but you're wrong. I'm on, like, a higer plane than you, like, totally.

Movies:

alot of Horror/sci-fi... alot of Comedy... a few Westerns... a few dramas/action movies... maybe one or two musicals... Everything else is a steaming pile of shit and should be destroyed, along with anyone who likes it.

Television:

The Simpsons, and....... The Simpsons. That's about it. Maybe a couple of other shows.

Books:

The ones that will one day be published about me (especially the really nasty sensationalistic ones), and the Holy Bible.

Heroes:

nuns, weirdos, evil dictators, Monty Hall, transvestites throughout history, guys with big dicks, Galileo's landlord (if he had one)

My Blog

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE PRIVATE LIFE OF EVIL STEVE, READ THIS, YOU NOSY BASTARD(S)!

Here's a survey I took, which should tell you a few things about me (even though entire chunks of the survey seemed to be missing.....) 1. Who is the next person you'll hold hands with...will it mean ...
Posted by Evil Steve on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:27:00 PST

UNWHOLESOME NIGHTS

So here's a short story I wrote. It's pretty fucking fine. I hope you like it, and if not, well... do you think I have time for your nonsense? You're probably right; I'll do anything to get (a)head. I...
Posted by Evil Steve on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 02:00:00 PST

I HAVE BEEN BITTEN

I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS A LITTLE WHILE AGO AND THOUGHT "gee". I WROTE IT DOWN FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH [NOTHING OF COURSE]. The Size of Time Think about this: for an ant, a few weeks is a lifetime. For a...
Posted by Evil Steve on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 03:06:00 PST

ANOTHER THOUGHTLESS JUMBLE OF MIXED-UP CRAPOLA

JUST LEAVE ME ALONE WILLYA? I DON'T KNOW ANY MORE THAN YOU DO. I'M JUST, LIKE, HERE. I AM AN ENEMY I am an enemyDon't make fun of meI make all the decisionsNobody cares aboutI make the incisionsI don'...
Posted by Evil Steve on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:22:00 PST

PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK ME WHY I'M SO ANGRY ALL THE TIME.........

OKAY, JUST SO NOBODY ELSE EVER ASKS ME THAT STUPID QUESTION AGAIN -- "WHY DO YOU ALWAYS SEEM SO ANGRY?" -- HERE ARE ALL THE ANSWERS YOU'LL EVER NEED: 10 REALLY GOOD REASONS I'M ALWAYS PISSED OFF 1) Ok...
Posted by Evil Steve on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:26:00 PST

ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY FEELINGS ON MARRIAGE

this is piece of prose i found in public bathroom floor, i share now, daddy good daddy bad fuck fuc A TASTE OF VOMIT One day I was making the eggs and I realized my god I hate my wife. So I shoved my ...
Posted by Evil Steve on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 09:22:00 PST

SANNITY:

In this shocking expose' I reveal the true nature of neocon political punditry and the sick minds behind this modern travesty. Git reddy t' thump yer bybles, fukkerz, 'cause heer it kumzzz..... SANNIT...
Posted by Evil Steve on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:23:00 PST

A NICE POEM FOR NICE PEOPLE

This is just a little something I wrote, kind of sentimental, kind of silly, but if you can indulge a light-headed fool, you may enjoy this inspiring work of poetry. I LOVE MY PENIS I love my penisI l...
Posted by Evil Steve on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

HAPPY PLEASANT PEACEFUL DOGGEREL

Pathetically incoherent ramble disguised (poorly) as an editorial. I wrote this with a raging hard-on, by the way. WHY THE MODERN WORLD FUCKING SUCKS There is one reason that the world, and specifical...
Posted by Evil Steve on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:05:00 PST

CALM APOCALYPSE

This is a poem I wrote. It's called "Calm Apocalypse". I hope you enjoy it while you have the time........... CALM APOCALYPSE Carbon speaks to meWith a voice like candyWith a voice like candyCarbon is...
Posted by Evil Steve on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:47:00 PST