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Lyza

I am the wound...and the blade !

About Me

Born on Ramstein Air Force base in Landstul, Germany (near "K" town) to a father from Southern United States and a mother from Colombia, South America. I have to mention above all else.. that I've got the coolest family on the planet. I love my parents, I absolutely love my sisters... they're so cool !!! Love yah sistahs... AWE DA WAY !!!! Lived in Venezuela most of my life, living also in Scotland, Beirut and Colombia until reaching US soil in 1983. Professional sailor/model/hardcore headbanger. Lived in New York for 7 incredibly memorable years. 10 page spread for Excelsior Magazine March issue of 1986(Italian PlayBoy). Wicked Mystic Magazine Music Editor 90-93. During this time landing a job with the Colombian Mission to the United Nations. In 1996, I quit my job, sold everything I owned and went backpacking in Central America for 2 years. Landing into Antigua,Guatemala at 3am into a completely deserted airport with no definite plan on where to go at the moment I arrived. Just traveled by foot, chicken bus, hitch hiking and river floating...swimming... whatever you wish to call it. Staying with local natives far more interesting than anyone I've ever had the pleasure of meeting. I've experienced earthquakes, seen volcanoes explode. I've been chased by Wild Boars, bitten by a snake, slept beneath the stars in a hammock. Some big wild cats fought beneath me. Hoping their claws wouldn't snag me. That was a freaky night..... to make a long story short...after what I've experienced in my lifetime.. the rest is just... the rest ! I finally made an unexpected and final stop in Jose Pobre (Jose Del Mar),Panama. During this time, I obtained an AB license for blue water sailing thanks to an extremely interesting and unforgettable french couple.. and I have been a diehard sailor ever since. I now live in Europe/USA/somewhere else and started the European Division for Christine Natanael, the Writer from Hell and Editor of Crusher Magazine. ...I'm a Howard Stern Butt Bongo Girl. My life changes quicker than a New York minute from one day to the next. I'm fearless and take great pleasure in revenge on those who deserve it. If forced to make a choice between killing an animal or human, I would regretfully have to choose to eliminate the human. Known to my close friends as Indiana Jones. Churasco's....medium rare ! Snobs and unfriendly people are easily added onto my shit list. My time is valued so I move on quickly. Multi-lingual. Pro Chef. Scuba Diver, freefaller... 289 jumps at 15,500ft. I can be considered weird and clinically insane to most people. Maybe even to you, the reader ! Sailing is my passion, music and literature a hobby and my life in general...an experience ! I've been places untouched, I've tasted life in all flavors and I have had my "wild oats" in more ways than I care to mention. I can say with confidence, that I have already lived a full life. Can you ?

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My Interests

Music and all those involved. Pipe Organs...thigh high boots. Scuba diving, skydiving, fitness. Pornography. Art from all cultures. Evil tendencies. Frank Frazetta. Egypt. Rome.Tropical fish. S&M. Erotic Horror ! Love to watch and be watched. Face moisturizers, soft hands, comfortable jeans and broke in boots. Port wine, Chivas, and a fat cigar. Sushi. Steamy hot flesh burning showers and fresh towels ! Black leather. Teatro La Scala (Milan) Wolves. Love dark eyes and dark hair on white flesh. Fresh bed sheets ! Ancient civilizations. Saunas and my cardiovascular workouts. Tattoos. Paganism. All other religions. Betty Page, you sexual vixen. Black and white photography. Eric Kroll. Boris Vallejo. Weapons of all kinds and all sizes. I'm a gun collector and a sword freak. My familia... mi sangre...who have always been supportive throughout my unpredictable decisions in life. I love you all. Sunsets, thunder storms, river bathing, cave searching, camping and howling at the full moon while running naked through forests. Summer time... bonfires. The enormous fireplace in my living room. Star filled nights. Swimming at night. The occasional whiskey straight up. Swamps. Manicured nails.
You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but you
do fight for good. Just in your own way. For
you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil
person, if it is for justice and peace. You
also don't belive in mourning all the time and
think that once you've hit a bad stage in life
you just have to get up again. It's pointless
to concentrate on emotional pain and better to
just get on with everything. You also are a
down to earth type of person and think before
you act. Impulsive people may annoy you
somewhat.

Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile

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I'd like to meet:

Eli Roth-The Curator of the Mutter Museum in Philadelphia- Ly Stapleton 'cause he's the expert on all Medieval Torture between the years 1100-1600- Frank Frezetta (R.I.P.)- Those interested in Ancient Religions.- Literature, .... travel.- Castle hunting.- Dark poetry.- Into fetishes anyone ?- Smart people with a strange twist.- Blacksmiths,- musicians and artist of all kinds.- Gun collectors,- sword freaks,- Medieval Weapons experts,- And you...- if you have anything interesting and new to tell me that I haven't already heard or done.- I would have loved to have met the Marque de Sade. Although I'm certain he would have left me with visible lash markings on my flesh.- And Hitler... He had a twisted mind not many understood. How could this guy have slept at night .... !!!- If you're beliefs stretch into the ancient ways of science and paganism, I'm interested in knowing you as an individual, not just another person. If you are not interested in me, ........I'm simply not interested in you.......

Music:

Misfits !!!!! Massive Attack, Nena, Kraftwerk,Ultravox, Rush, This Mortal Coil, Lust Mord, Cult of Luna,Johnny Cash, The Cult, Bach(classical JSB and not the long haired has been), Lou Reed, Patti Smith, Apocalyptica, Behemoth, Cyrith Ungol, NIN, The Mars Volta, George Thor., Skinny Puppy, Black Sabbath, KMFDM, L7, Emigrate, Cycle Sluts, Al Stewart, Andreas Vollenveider, Rosemary's Babies, She Wolves, Mike Oldfield, Dead Can Dance, most jazz, Elvis and Hellvis (Danzig). Rammstein, Testament, Static X, Voivod, Type-O-Negative, Samhain, B.B. King, Lustmord, This Mortal Coil, Blue Oyster Cult, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Ministry, Diamanda Galas, The Clash, Leonard Cohen, Iggy Pop, Beastie Boys, Depeche Mode, Freddy Fender, Ultravox, Clive Parker, Nina Simone, Pat Methany. Machine Head, The Texas Tornados, Sepultura, The Melvins, Biohazard, The Almighty, Immolation, The Ramones, Cyprus Hill, Overkill, Death Angel, YOB, Fates Warning, Dethroned, Meshuggah, King Crimson, Los Indios Trabajares, Slayer, Anthrax. Napalm Death !! Lock-Up, Obituary, Fantomas, Mr. Bungle, Motorhead, Coal Chamber, Desmonia, Faith No More, Bloodhound Gang, Silverchair,

Movies:

Walk The Line,I Am Dina, Forte Piano, Legend, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, all of the Resident Evil flicks, Grey Pigeons, Quills, Wishmaster, Hellraiser, Puppet Master, HellBoy, The Gift, The Secret Garden,all the Evil Dead movies (Bruce rules) ! Underworld, The Prophecy, Shawshank Redemption, From Dusk til Dawn, Hot Chick, Natural Born Killers, Dog Soldiers, 28 Days Later, Swept from the Sea, Near Dark, Donny Darko, Ginger Snaps, Double Vision(JPN), The Reanimator, Pumpkin Head, The 5th Element, All Austin Powers, Zoolander, Duplex, Rock-n-Rule, Heavy Metal, Pink Flamingo's (sick)!!! Rise,

Television:

Masters of Horror series, Aeon Flux animated series, Hunter D, Tales From The Crypt, X-Files, Forensic Detectives, Sponge Bob, The Sopranos, Black Adder, Benny Hill , The Munsters, the Adams Family. Dark Shadows series...as corny as Barnabus was , I still think he had something. Anime, documentary programs...

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Babylon Rising, Mary Ann Mitchell's Ambrosial Flesh Chronicles, Verotik Comics (the absolute best in adult comics). Anything on the Occult and Ancient Religions. The Lost book of the Bible, The Werewolves and true stories about vampires and werewolves throughout history... Anything on the Templars, and the history of the Christian church....twisted ! Love pornography (without the guilt) If you have a book you're reading and think I'd like it, please tell me about it !

Heroes:

My sister Jo

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