Captain's Log: My name is George W. Bush and I am the current Captain of the Starship Enterprise. My usual job is running a little place called the United States, but when nobody is looking, I beam up to my ship and go off in search for adventure. All those liberals who fuck with me on Earth will pay dearly when the Federation hears about it. Now if you'll excuse me, I must go off and defeat terrorism. Set our course Commander Dick, maximum warp. Engage!
"So, you wanna play?"
