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Ralph

NEW, NEW Late Night Show With Ralph (Episode V). Read the blog to find out how's come Marshall is a

About Me

I guess a good way to desribe me in a nutshell is that I'm more like the Orcs race in Dungeons and Dragons, cept I didn't come from the wastelands of Gortahork. I also don't have as much brutish savagry instincts either, but I did break my friend Jeremy's arm in third grade once by accident.

What else? I love beef jerky. Also, I live with my Gram and Pap which is OK. Gram's kinda goin nutty upstairs, and sometimes she calls me Charles instead of Ralph - boy, do I get on her for that one, believe me. I have an Uncle Rodger. He's pretty cool when he's not puttin me in half nelsons all the time. I have a bunch of cousins, but they pretty much are numbskulls. Well, I think yins get the gist of it. Thanks for being Ralph's buddy ole' pals.

My Interests

CLICK FOLLOWING:
prayer time with jesus
john deere enthusiast
espionage
practicin my forehand stroke
snorkling with pete
drawing
gettin yin yang tats on my pecs
poaching eagles
space camp
casual fridays @ work
going to the park
guest singing in the choir
shopcart racing w/ grandma at the sears roebuck

I'd like to meet:

Gosh, i would simply love to meet these people:CHECK ME OUT

And I'd like to meet this bozo so I can pummel him for always goin round sayin, "Hey yins guys. I'm the real Ralph." You know that sayin how to keep your enemies close? Well, that's how's come I put him my #1 friend, so when he comes askin me for Snickers bars or somethin, then I'll blast him a good one. Sianara, Chris Hinton.

ralph's rightings


Poems:

What a Pickle
Psychic Powers
One Day at the Park
Game Show Host Dream
Uncle Roger's Hunting Cabin
Ralph The Slayer
Lucky Stars
Puntin' or Gruntin'
Home Sweet Motorhome

Letters:

KFC
Love Letter to Regina
Letter to the President
Letter to My Real Dad
Love Letter to Kathy
Letter to Santa Clause (Kris Kringle)
Letter to the Pope
Letter to Pastor Mark
Chuck Woolery Fan Club

Essays:

If I Could Be Any Animal...
How's Comes I Want to be President
How Was My Summer?
Who Are My Heroes?

Music:

ZZ Top
Jackyl
Evanescence
Huey Lewis and the News

Movies:

2 Fast 2 Furious
Friday The 13th
Zoolander
Saved By The Bell: Hawaiian Style
Jaws

Television:

when i'm not watching reruns of 7th heaven:
the office
curb your enthusiasm
family guy
scrubs

Books:

the ones with pictures

My Blog

Late Night Show With Ralph (Episode V)

Dear Ralphsters,Well, Marshall likes to go on sayin how my show sucks all the time, so I had to set out to prove him wrong, once and for all. I invited him to be a guest, and he says he'd rather be c...
Posted by Ralph on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:01:00 PST

Late Night Show With Ralph (Episode IV)

Dear Ralph Readers,This week's episode features a dear friend of mine, Skin-Face McGee. Skin-Face is the first of Ralph's non family members to be interviewed on the show, marking a permanent spot in...
Posted by Ralph on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

Late Night Show With Ralph (Episode III)

Dear Ralph Readers,Well, it's here. Episode III featurin Takako Yaguai, the Japanese foreign exchange student, and yours truly. Of course the show couldn't go off without a hitch, thanks to Uncle Ro...
Posted by Ralph on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 09:26:00 PST

Late Night Show With Ralph (Episode II)

Dear Ralph Readers,Thanks for all the kind response to the first episode. Yins are great! This next one features Uncle Rodger as my guest. And you thought Pap was a pain in the rear! Have a great ...
Posted by Ralph on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:07:00 PST

Late Night Show With Ralph (Episode I)

Dear Ralph Readers,BAD NEWS: I will be out of commission for the next few weeks. I'm afraid I won't be able to send yins nice comments like, "Sorry your cat died" or "Hey sexy mama. Lol". Reason be...
Posted by Ralph on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 03:30:00 PST

Case of the Herps

This ain't goin to be easy, but here it comes. All of yins have been so kind about me havin the herps and all, sayin things like, "How's them herps Ralph? I hope they get better" and "My cousin Roy h...
Posted by Ralph on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 10:46:00 PST

Harrowing Halloween

Hello Guys & Gals,First Off: Happy Halloween.Second Off: Uncle Rodger is a slime bucket. When I came home today to put on my Halloween costume, I seen Rodger was wearin my Ronald McDonald outfit. ...
Posted by Ralph on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 07:10:00 PST