I am old and gray. It sucks to be old and gay, ope, I mean old and gray. I like to have my back scratched, but only when I want it. You are nothing more than a trainee, I will come to you. Please keep your distance from me. And PLEASE, do not sit on the corner of the deck. It is my space, not yours. If you do sit there, may a flea bite you on the ass, twice. May your last beer fall off the edge. OH yeah, and that beer....may it spill out on your last pack of cigarettes that fell on the ground that your drunk ass didn't notice
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