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Doctor Teeth

Even Santa Claus believes in you!

About Me

What is there to say, I have done it all... Toured with the finest musicians, starred in movies and television specials. The world is my oyster, baby.

My Interests

Keyboards, the New York Rangers, jewerly, gold teeth, easy women and feathered fedoras.

I'd like to meet:

I've already met the likes of Bob Hope, George Burns, Peter Sellers, Steve Martin, John Cleese, Dudley Moore... etc.. etc..

Of course I am always available to my adoring fans. You can reach the good Doctor of grooves and funk on Yahoo as "DoctorTeethMD", or just email my lonely ass at [email protected]

Music:

Free Form Jazz to Mississippi Delta Blues to Zydeco to Bluegrass to Tin Pan Alley to Skiffle to Gutbucket Funk to Fusion to Quiet Riot.

Check out the Mayhem's latest LP.

Movies:

The Muppet Movie, The Great Muppet Caper, The Muppets take Manhattan, Treasure Island, and Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo

Television:

I'm an avid N.Y. Rangers and all around hockey fan.



I am also an Ultimate Fighting/MMA enthusiast. I would get in the octagon myself and show these kids how its done Muppet style, but I have a bum knee from a "Pigs in Space" sketch gone wrong on the old variety show.


Books:

Reading is for panseys.

Heroes:

Dr. John, Mark Messier, Tom Waits, Professor Longhair, Syd Barrett, Gene & Dean Ween, Braddigan, Mel Torme, Chuck Lidell and Donny Baseball.

My Blog

My letter to Bruce Dickinson of Iron Maiden

(Actual letter sent to Bruce Dickinson 10/21/06)Subject: The Future of Iron MaidenDear Brucey,I know you are a busy man, as am I (Got a gig at the New Brunswick Chucky Cheese in a half hour in fact). ...
Posted by Doctor Teeth on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

My letter to Ulitimate Fighter Tito Ortiz

Sep 19, 2006 4:13 PMDear Tito,You should reject Shamrock's challenge, because he is no challenge.I remember back during my bar gig days I was hanging out in the back smoking a joint with Zoot and Jaco...
Posted by Doctor Teeth on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 11:46:00 PST