i am awesome. in fact, im kind of a big deal. if you dont know me yet, you probably want to. i totally rock out the air drums and i will sign your t-shirt.
(this layout is from whateverlife.com 8)
friends, booze, crossword puzzles, collecting vintage t shirts, tattoos, roadtrips, painting, reading, making lists, partying, going to shows, photoshop, vodka, amber bock, thinking too much, scary movies, sushi, camping, day trippin, bubble baths, trivial pursuit, playing pool (ooops..i mean, ive never played before), making people laugh, rockin out my air drums, fighting zombies with my ninja skills, redbull, streaking, the color blue, art, soul caliber, celebrity poker, the newspaper, news channel 9, violets, cooking, the 90's at 9 with the fat kid on 96.5, barhopping (dur), piercings, rollercoasters, learning, things i probably shouldnt even be thinking about, maxim, cosmopolitan, breaking hearts, biting, scratching, bartending, autumn, supressing my emotions, tetris, cartwheels, and doing things you wish you could get away with or had the balls to attempt.
I adopted a cute lil' pirate fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
pirate gravy.
Anderson Cooper, Chuck Norris, and Mick Jagger...but i'll settle for a meeting with someone of intelligence, someone that can keep up with me (drinking and conversation-wise). please dont get the impression that i am in fact a "whore." so please read what i have typed here because this will save us from having to discuss this ever: "barhopping whore" is not implying that im a hooker. it merely means that i bar hop a lot and im picky about the bars i choose to go to. its like being a "lable whore" or a "shoe whore." do we all understand now? good. and no, i dont want to have sex with your ugly wife. all i want is to meet someone that can stimulate my mind and my curiousity first and foremost. so, if you think you can handle pounding a few beers with me then by all means step right up.
im big into anything 80's but my taste is really eclectic.
30 seconds to mars, a perfect circle, ani difranco, alice in chains, a ha, augustana, boston, beck, the beastie boys, bon jovi, bush, better than ezra, the beatles, bryan adams, bruce springstein, bob dylan, bob marley, brittany spears (shes a guilty pleasure; i love her in all her whitetrashy glory), ben folds five, ben harper, bad company, the beegees, billy ocean, billie holiday, billy joel, billy idol, bob seger, blondie, the bangles, the B-52's, beth hart, the cure, the clash, cyndi lauper, cold play, chris botti, cake, ccr, the counting crows, chigaco, the doors, damn yankees, damien rice, dave matthews, def leopard, depeche mode, dispatch, elton john, etta james, eric clapton, elvis presley, elvis costello, extreme, enya, eve6, feist, the foo fighters, frank sinatra, franz ferdinand, fleetwood mac, faith no more, fallout boy, george harrison, george clinton, george micheal, guns 'n roses, garbage, the go gos, garth brooks, guster, hole, hall and oates, heart, incubus, inxs, jack johnson, jimi hendrix, joan armatrading, janis joplin, joan jett and the blackhearts, jett, jimmy buffet, joan osborn, joan baez, joe cocker, journey, james taylor, johnny cssh, jewel, kelly clarkson, kill hannah, the killers, keane, kiss, the kooks, kenny rogers, led zepplin, lily allen, lizzie west, letters to cleo, lucinda williams, mc chris, mc hammer, my chemical romance, mika, mr. big, mindless self-indulgence, madonna, motley cru, michael jackson, michael buble, modest mouse, the mamas and the papas, morris day, nine inch nails, new kids on the block, nina gordon, neil diamond, no doubt, otis redding, pink floyd, pat benetar, panic!at the disco, postal service, poe, pete yorne. prince, the pixies, paul simon, phil collins, percy sledge, queen, the queers, the rolling stones, rage against the machine, the ramones, reo speedwagon, snow patrol, susan werner, sade, simple minds, sublime, stone temple pilots, sean lennon, save ferris, smashing pumpkins, simon and garfunkel (though mostly simon), soundgarden, the shins, tool, tiffany, tori amos, the temptations, tom petty and the heart breakers, tom waitts, todo, the talking heads, tears for fears, ub40, the violent femmes, van halen (not van hagar!), the vandals, the who, the white stripes, weezer, waylon jennings, willie nelson, whitesnake, yeah yeah yeahs...and more.
10 things i hate about you, 16 candles, the 40 year old virgin, a clockwork orange, anchorman, american beauty, american history x, american psycho, a knights tale, alive, bundy, batteries not included, the black dahlia, the breakfast club, blow, the big lebowski, blue velvet, basic instinct, battle royale, the beast, braveheart, borne identity, bill and teds excellent adventure, beavis and butthead do america, bruce almighty, the butterfly effect, clerks, clerks 2, chasing amy, cannibals the musical, the craft, cool world, catch-22, cocktail, dirty dancing, detroit rock city, dazed and confused, the devils advocate, death to smoochie, dogma, dodgeball, dahmer, donnie darko, dont tell mom the babysitters dead, ernest scared stupid, eurotrip, empire records, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, escape from alcatraz, the election, footloose, fight club, the family guy movie, forrest gump, four rooms, fast times at ridgemont high, ferris beulers day off, fame, far and away, finding nemo, from dusk til dawn, go, the goonies, ghost busters, garden state, grease, gacy, girl interupted, gone with the wind, gone in 60 seconds, groundhog day, ghost, hackers, harold and kumar go to white castle, half baked, hedwig and the angry inch, heathers, high fidelity, interview with a vampire, the italian job, jay and silent bob strike back, the jacket, joe dirt, kids, the labrynth, little miss sunshine, love object, legend, legends of the fall, lost boys, lost highway, mohalland drive, mallrats, may, milo and otis, mr. bean, mean girls, the notebook, not without my daughter, the never ending story, napolean dynomite, natural born killers, out cold, the outsiders, old school, pretty in pink, porkys, the princess bride, pulp fiction, pretty woman, party monster, pirates of the carribean, pumpkin, psycho, quills, requiem for a dream, roadtrip, run ronnie run, real big fish, rushmore, risky business, robin hood: prince of thieves, robin hood: men in tights, resevoir dogs, secretary, the salton sea, the story of o, scarface, silence of the lambs, super troopers, slc punk, shawn of the dead, sin city, the shining, the sandlot, saved, signs, the sweetest thing, the seven year itch, seven, trainspotting, the texas chainsaw massacre, talledaga nights: the ballad of ricky bobby, top gun, taxi driver, team america, the usual suspects, viva zappata, vulgar, whats eating gilbert grape? wicker park, the wizard of oz, wedding crashers, walk the line, willow, waiting, zoolander, and that one i made with your mom.
jeopardy, the news, robot chicken, c-span. i really dont watch a whole lot of tv.
House of Leaves Mark Z. Danielewski.
The Hindenburg Crashes Nightly Greg Hrbek.
World Orders: Old and New Noam Chompsky.
American Psycho Bret Easton Ellis
FilthandTrainspotting Irvine Welsh
High Fidelity Nick Hornby
Sock Penn Jilette
American Gods Neil Gaiman
Good in Bed Jennifer Weiner
Catch-22 Joseph Heller
The Broke Diaries Angela Nissel
Websters Dictionary
Guilty Pleasures and the whole Anita Blake series by Laurell K. Hamilton
im also a big fan of Robin Cook, Al Franken, Pablo Neruda, Dean Koontz, Stephen King, Richard Laymon, Marquis de Sade, Chuck Palahniuk, and Hunter S. Thompson.
She ra, Timothy Leary, and the inventor the the post-it notes.