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Linder the Blackout Queen

Beer leads to more beer..

About Me

Linda --
[adjective]:
Similar to butter in texture and appearance
..'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at <3x0H92K5k4GxECnD= style="color: &amp;amp;&amp;&#035;035;035;FF0000;">Qui zGalaxy.comI am fucking awesome! For sure! I really like to eat vegetables.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Look ma! No hands!" ..What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?You are Hard Harry from Pump up the Volume
You are shy, but once you overcome that you are inspirational to those around you. You are rebellious and like to push the authority figures buttons.
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You will attain ultimate glory in ...
Drunken Curling
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Why are you Crazy?

You were abducted by aliens four times
<7LQY8h9446bwGTscH>'Why are you Crazy?' at <0yy4977OroIme= style="color: #FFFFFF;">QuizGalaxy.com..
..Carve your own Pumpkin

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My Interests

Generally I do everything..life is too short to not try everything once. I like too many things to ramble on about in here My top interests would be wrestling, comic books, yoga, drinking, playing with kitties and worshiping Bruce Campbell! Basically I'm half cute and half evil!

I'd like to meet:

People who don't think I'm hot or who want me to listen to their crappy band. I enjoy zombies, vampires and aliens but I try to stay away from werewolfs and mummies.
Linda's creature-nemesis:

The Dreaded CHUCK NORRIS

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What ridiculous surgery should Linda get?

Get leg lengthening stilts built into your legs to make you 9 feet tall

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Music:

I have as much fun going to a punk show as going to a goth show as going to a metal show as going to a hippy show I don't like rap country or emo. In terms of buying music I only buy punk or 80's music. I love the 80's 80's pop and metal will always be a good time Fuk new music You will only hear punk 80's and Johnny Cash in my car!

Movies:

Anything with Bruce Campbell in it. I totally recommend Alien Apocolypse and the Man with the Screeming Brain if you haven't seen those Bruce Campbell jems I saw the premieres of both of them. I also love Star Wars, the Lord of the Rings, the Princess Bride, Willow, the Evil Dead movies, Highlander movies, the Indiana Jones movies, I Know What you Did Last Summer, all Disney cartoons, pretty much any Kung Fu movie, Labrynth, the Dark Crystal, A league of their own, Monty Python movies, Pirates of the Caribean (I am in love with Orlando Bloom), the Usual Supsects, Heat (Val Kilmer was one of my first loves), Baseketball, Orgazmo, Romancing the Stone, My little pony the movie, the Chipmunk Adventure, the Mummy, the Scorpion King (the Rock is an excellent actor), Nightmare on Elm Street, the Hellraiser movies, I heart Huckabees, They Live, the Exorcist, I don't like the XMEN movies so quit bothering me about them, the Nightmare Before X Mas, Donnie Darko, Mom and Dad Save the World, the Toxic Avenger movies, Anime movies, Ready to Rumble, Sin City, I hate Micheal Moore movies. And I also star in 2 movies ConCom Movie 1 and ConCom Movie 2 The Wrath of Con

Television:

ECW, TNA, Raw, Smackdown, CHARMED, Sex and the City, That 70's Show, E True Hollywood Story, Family Guy, Futurama, Roseanne, Friends, 4400, Dead Zone, Smallville, Desperate Housewives, Rome, Stargate, Star Trek TNG, Star Trek DS9, ATHF, Daily Show, Simpsons, Carnival, Venture Brothers, 24, Veronica Mars, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Battlestar Gallactica, Absolutely Fabulous, South Park, Will and Grace, Sailor Moon, Hamtaru, Pokemon, and of course Brisco County Junior, Xena Warior Princess and Hercules staring Bruce Campbell!!

Books:

Bruce Campbell is an excelent writer. You should go buy one of his books right now. Yours might not be as cool as me though because mine is autographed. I really like the Harry Potter books. The movies are pretty good but the books are a lot better. I only read sci fi and fantasy novels I have lent out the first of every series I've read and therefore do not have them any more. I should read more. I feel guilty when I don't read books I buy. I'm not cultured enough to read non fiction books. My favorite writers are Robert Jordan and Terry Brooks but you probably have no idea who they are.

Heroes:

Do I even need to say Bruce Campbell I've met him 4 times bitch! And my boy RVD!
You Are Barney
You could have been an intellectual leader...

Instead, your whole life is an homage to beer

You will be remembered for: your beautiful singing voice and your burps

Your life philosophy: "There's nothing like beer to give you that inflated sense of self-esteem." <49sGpwNAl9qec=>The Simpsons Personality Test
Linda's life Guru is ...

Napoleon Dynamite

(because of their mantra ...)

"I'm gonna bust a cap in yo ass"

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My Blog

if fuckups were gold, i’d be a rich bastard!

so i for real am a huge asshole. suffice to say, it was a bad weekend. i don't have a car or a phone and i sprained my hand. it hurts. my only redemption is that i didn't miss work so i still have a j...
Posted by Linder the Blackout Queen on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:44:00 PST

I’m back!

I just got my computer and internet working at the same time for the first time in almost 2 months! So message me bitches!
Posted by Linder the Blackout Queen on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:52:00 PST

My Barfday!

It's my Barfday next week! Next Thursday to be exact! I have Thursdays off so I'm drinking Wednesday night so I can sleep off the booze on Thursday.  Everyone I know in Chattanooga needs to stop ...
Posted by Linder the Blackout Queen on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 06:02:00 PST

Results

What I think I've come up with so far is that I'm going to move to Atlanta in 6 months. (Sorry not so soon Harris's!). This will give me 6 months to save up money and hopefully be able to afford the m...
Posted by Linder the Blackout Queen on Sat, 16 Aug 2008 05:52:00 PST

My So Called Life...(really my life not the show)

So I can't really shake the emo out of me lately. I keep trying to make sense of things that just don't make sense and then feeling bad that it's not making sense, like there's something wrong in my l...
Posted by Linder the Blackout Queen on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:31:00 PST

Updates for all my Adoring fans

So I haven't been on the myspace for a while now. Sorry for ignoring anyone I did. I've just been busy. I've been bad on keeping up with my phone calls too, but you guys all know my number, so you can...
Posted by Linder the Blackout Queen on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:27:00 PST

Farewell to a good friend..

So while I was on my road trip last week, my Mom got rid of my cat Ty. I'm really sad about it. I just couldn't take all 4 cats with me when Bree had 3 of her own. I've been trying to find one of my f...
Posted by Linder the Blackout Queen on Sat, 24 May 2008 05:56:00 PST

North By North Left: Volume 1

So my friend John has this really remarkable sense of direction..and when I say 'remarkable' I mean in the 'special' way.. It once took us 3 hours to get to Georgia when he was giving me directions. A...
Posted by Linder the Blackout Queen on Fri, 23 May 2008 11:14:00 PST

Quick Update

Hi Everyone! I haven't really been on the computer much lately so I thought I should update everyone. My computer was broke for a while and then I didn't have the Internet at my new place, but now I h...
Posted by Linder the Blackout Queen on Sat, 10 May 2008 12:03:00 PST

Drinking Contest!!


Posted by Linder the Blackout Queen on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:55:00 PST