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Actually it's Ashely

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out.

About Me

Sticks and Stones
May break my bones
but my self image
WILL KILL ME
My name is Ashely, yes I spelled my name right.
I was born and raised in the small towns of North Georgia
No I'm not pregnate, and I have most of my teeth
I am now living in Chattanooga, Tennessee.
I am hyper active and some-what crazy, shh don't tell anyone. I enjoy hanging out at any cafe, I'm some what of a hidden geek,and a coffeeholic.I absolutely love sushi, My animals, my friends, and having fun in life also love art, self expression of any form, crafts!(teach me something new) cooking, and watching foreign films.(subtitled preferred over dubbed!)I also have an ever growing obsession with anime and zombies.
I am constantly on the computer .Reality some times interferes with my social life.I'll talk to anyone I suppose, until you just bore me or try to get me to send naked pictures.
I'll offer later jeesh
(just kidding)
Some pet peeves on myspace are people who send bulletins that...well now of days all myspace bulletins piss me off, no I don't want to add your friend to my page, no I won't send you comments because you're bored. If you're bored then send me comments bitches. I don't care how many years bad sex life I will get or what the fuck will pop up on my screen I WILL NOT re-post any messages.
I'm really quite a friendly person, give or take a few moments. I also must admit that I am somewhat strange. I enjoy crude comments and vulgar behavior. I'm sorry midgets in costumes are funny
(no offence to the small people who dress abnormally).
These "about me" things never ever turn out the way I want them to..so I'm done.

My Interests

Live long and prosper!

♥- Art ♥- Crafts ♥- Foreign Films ♥- Anime ♥- Friends ♥- Animals ♥- Literature ♥- Concerts ♥- Out doors ♥- Sushi ♥- Random randomness ♥- Livejournal/Myspace/Instant Messages ♥- Monkeys! ♥- Conversation ♥- ♥ br

J'aime avoir le sexe pour l'argent



I'd like to meet:



Life Hands you Lemons sometimes.

"Sexual Harassment is NOT
cool"

Music:

Actress
Aphex Twins
Bjork
Blondie

Bucket Head
Cannibal Corpse
Classical Music

David Bowie
Deer Hoof(sp?)
Dinosaur Jr.
Fiona Apple
Frank Zappa
Gwar
Janis Joplin
Joanna Newsom
John 5
Johnny Cash
] Marcey's Playground
Marlyn Manson
Ministry
Nine Inch Nails

Nirvana
Orgy
Patsy Cline
Peelander Z
Pink Floyd
PJ Harvey
Pulp

Radiohead
Rob Zombie
Sonic Youth
Sublime
System of the Down
Talking Head
The Beatles
The Cramps
The Doors
The Police
Tom Petty
Tool
U.F.O
White Stripes

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange
Akira
American Beauty
American History X
American Splender
Amelie
Buckets of Blood
Bufflo '66
City of God
City of Lost Childern

Dazed and Confused
Devils Reject
Fight Club
Fooly Cooly
Gummo
Jacobs Ladder
May
Memoris of a Geisha
Metropolis (anime and b&w)
Nightmare before Christmas
Ninja Scroll
Pulp Fiction
Punch Drunk Love
Receum for a Dream
Secretary

Serinity
Se7en
Sexy Beast

Star Wars
Sunset Bulevard (1950)
The Secret Garden
Titus
Urotsukidoji Legend Of The Overfiend
Vampire Hunter D
Vulgar

Television:


I refuse to watch television these days.
All it is, is commercials and crap.
I have better ways to kill a few brain cells.


I must admit however I do enjoy old shows such as...

Power Rangers
Thunder Birds
Urica's Castle
Muphet Show Tonight
Ren and Stimpy
Felix the Cat
Gumby
X-men
Batman (cartoon series)
EEk the Cat

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Books:


commentsafe.comJust a few..

Alice in Wonderland,
Amber Aglow *(Polish Women Poetry)
American Psycho,
Flowers in the Attic,
How Boys See Girls,
Jimmy The Smartest Kid on Earth,
One Flew Over the CooCoo's Nest,
Out
Sex Off Campus
The Broke Diaries,
The Given Tree,
The Midwife's Aprentace,
The Oddesy,

Anything by

Dr.Susee,
Edgar Allen Poe

Shel Silverstein,
Willam Blake
Willam Shakespeare

feel free to give me suggestions,or books.

Heroes:



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My Blog

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Karma took all my money.

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Cheech and Chong [happy 4 20]

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Plan for mass distruction.

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Posted by Cunt Face Cutter on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST

Good Idea.....Bad Idea.

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my birthday is friday! who's coming with me? (click here to watch ninja turtles)

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