Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to the standards of thought, speech and action deriven by the conforments from study of themselves.
-Ambrose Bierce: "The Devil's Dictionary"
Your Brain's Pattern
Your mind is a creative hotbed of artistic talent.
You're always making pictures in your mind, especially when you're bored.
You are easily inspired to think colorful, interesting thoughts.
And although it may be hard to express these thoughts, it won't always be. What Pattern Is Your Brain?
...The important thing is to pull yourself up by your own hair to turn yourself inside out and see the whole world with fresh eyes...
-Peter Weiss: "The Persecution and Assasination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton under the Direction of the Marquis De Sade"
You Are Rain
You can be warm and sexy. Or cold and unwelcoming.
Either way, you slowly bring out the beauty around you.
You are best known for: your touch
Your dominant state: changing What Type of Weather Are You?
...Down, Emperor, down. Back to your grave. You know you're not allowed out after your death...
-Grytpype-Thynne: "The Good Show: Battle of Spion Kof"
You Should Rule Saturn
Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.
You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.
You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.
You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule?
...The Truth can be made up if you know how...
-Lily Tomlin: " The Search for Signs of Intelligent Life in the Universe"
Your Element Is Water
A bit of a contradiction, you can seem both lighthearted and serious.
That's because you're good at going with the flow - but you also are deep.
Highly intuitive, you tune in to people's emotions and moods easily.
You are able to tap into deep emotional connections and connect with others.
You prefer a smooth, harmonious life - but you can navigate your way around waves.
You have a knack for getting people to get along and making life a little more peaceful. What's Your Element?
...Every emotion is a motion...
-Robert Shea & Robert Anton Wislon: "Illuminatus: The Eye in the Pyramid"
Your Passion is Brown
You are both a sensitive and sensual lover.
Warm and deep, you are tuned into the needs of your lover.
Verbal foreplay is crucial to you. Words can make or break your mood.
For you, sex is a 24 hour a day thing - you can't separate it from love. What Color Is Your Passion?
...Everything looked and sounded unreal. Nothing was what it is. That's what I wanted - to be alone with myself in another world where truth is untrue and life can hide from itself...
Eugene O'Neil: "A Long Day's Journey into Night"
You Are Midnight
You are more than a little eccentric, and you're apt to keep very unusual habits.
Whether you're a nightowl, living in a commune, or taking a vow of silence - you like to experiment with your lifestyle.
Expressing your individuality is important to you, and you often lie awake in bed thinking about the world and your place in it.
You enjoy staying home, but that doesn't mean you're a hermit. You also appreciate quality time with family and close friends. What Time Of Day Are You?
...When self-deceit is destroyed and a man begins to see the difference between the mechanical and the conscious in himself, there begins a struggle for the realization of consiousness in life and the subordination of the mechanical to the conscious...
-P.D. Ouspensky: "In Search of the Miraculous"
You Have Good Karma
In general, you like to do the right thing when it comes to others.
Your caring personality really shines through.
Sure, you have your moments of weakness - and occasionally act out.
But, all in all, you're karma is good... even with those few dark spots. How's Your Karma?
...The man who comes back through the Door in the Wall will never be quite the same as the man who went out. He will be wiser but less cocksure, happier but less self-satisfied, humnler in acknowledging his ignorance, yet better equipped to understand the relationship of words to things, of systematic reasoning to the unfathomable Mystery which it tries, forever vainly, to comprehend...
-Aldous Huxley: "The Doors of Perception"
Your Aura is Blue
Spiritual and calm, you tend to live a quiet but enriching life.
You are very giving of yourself. And it's hard for you to let go of relationships.
The purpose of your life: showing love to other people
Careers for you to try: Psychic, Peace Corps Volunteer, Counselor What Color Is Your Aura?
...The women all control their men,
With razors and with wrists.
And the princess squeezes grape juice
On a torrid, bloody kiss..
-Tom Waits: "In the Colosseum"
You Are Whiskey
You're a tough drinker, and you take it like a man
That means no girly drinks for you - even if you are a girl
You prefer a cold, hard drink at the end of the day
Every day, in fact. And make that a few. What Alcoholic Drink Are You?
...I cannot count on being Fully understood because things are dealt with which cannot be dealt with in human language...but one thing I am certain of. I have come infinitely closer to the truth than human beings who have not received divine revelation...
-Daniel Paul Schreber: "Memoirs of My Nervous Illness, 1903"
You Are 40% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at low risk for having a social phobia. It is unlikely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?
...I was thus occupied in scrutinizing the mob, when suddenly there came into view a countenance...there arose confusedly and paradoxically within my mind, the ideas of vast mental power, of caution, of penuriousness, of avarice, of coolness, of malice, of blood-thirstiness, of triumph, of merriment, of excessive terror, of intence - of extreme despair...
-Edgar Allen Poe: "The Man in the Crowd"
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You are The Devil
Materiality. Material Force. Material temptation; sometimes obsession
The Devil is often a great card for business success; hard work and ambition.
Perhaps the most misunderstood of all the major arcana, the Devil is not really "Satan" at all, but Pan the half-goat nature god and/or Dionysius. These are gods of pleasure and abandon, of wild behavior and unbridled desires. This is a card about ambitions; it is also synonymous with temptation and addiction. On the flip side, however, the card can be a warning to someone who is too restrained, someone who never allows themselves to get passionate or messy or wild - or ambitious. This, too, is a form of enslavement. As a person, the Devil can stand for a man of money or erotic power, aggressive, controlling, or just persuasive. This is not to say a bad man, but certainly a powerful man who is hard to resist. The important thing is to remember that any chain is freely worn. In most cases, you are enslaved only because you allow it.
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