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"Mum-friendly sophisto-pop", say Artrocker!

About Me

Washing dishes is tedious so we formed a band.
But just who are those mysterious Housewives? Well, that's a question more than ably answered in an interview with the lovely Cat on the Wall . We suggest you read it for maximum thrills and whatnot!
HURRAH: Our second single 'Cream' is out on August 25 on Filthy Little Angels!
Here's what people have said about it so far:
"...any band that opens their new release with backing vocals sounding like Donna Summer’s ‘Love To Love You Baby,’ and still produce an exciting and innovative recording, deserves success... Excellent stuff indeed." Is This Music? ( Read full review - well, go to the site and find it, as Myspace is having a fit... )
"Strange but utterly compelling." Manchester Music ( Read full review )"Playful new wave with stranded guitar lines and some sumptuous “ooh’s” keeping it surging onwards - TH are unlike most right now, and certainly leave an indelible impression in your sub conscious, defo worth a curious listen!" Subba-Cultcha ( That's the full review, but it lives here... )
Pre-order Cream from Filthy Little Angels for £4 now! You can also buy it with our first single for a cheap deal...
Here's the front cover. Mark it well...
If you've got hot press enquiries, email Keir at Bloody Awful Poetry PR .
Here's what was said about the first one:
Artrocker, Dec 2007
"Their refusal to follow current trends and the decision to arrange the furniture they way they want to, not how fashion dictates they should, makes this a welcome addition to any self respecting collection. Better than sitting on the tumble drier for thrills!" Peppermint Iguana webzine
Read the full review here (you'll need to scroll down, the clever positional link thing doesn't work for us!).
"The Housewives got together late in 2006 to make hip-swerving dancefloor indie. They like geometric haircuts, very lo-fi pop music and have played with Young Knives and Belle and Sebastian. As you’d expect they make very good songs too – twisted stylophone vignettes." FUSE mag
"Multi-tasking is not a phrase usually associated with music, yet these very capable and talented bunch of folk seem to flit through different styles with relative ease. We have garagey organs, punk-funk, indie-rock and art-pop all scattered about on this 3 track single. I think we'll be hearing a lot more from these guys for sure." Jumbo Records
"Cracking trio here - lead single Getaway is fun, B-side Art School Project (our fave) has a touch of the Les Inc in its ska-touched pop groove. Will irritate some cynical sods but its winning plenty of love here with its lo-fi appeal and naff keyboards." Pure Groove
""Getaway" [is] a riotous combination of punk, house and guitar pop made to make you bounce around doing the backwards boggle. "Getaway" is backed with "Art School Project", an indie-baiting jaunt about girls, art and homemade smut, and "Shoreditch Vampires", which combines big grooves with a tale of dirty East London parties and the women who love them. Piccadilly Records
We're gigging in a city near you soon, so come along and say hello...
Go to Xfm's website and rate us!
If you roam free of Myspace, you can get in touch with us by email .

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/10/2006
Band Members: Tallulah: guitar
Giselle: bass
Boris: drums
Mary-Kate and Ashley: bongos
The Duke: cowbell
The Duchess: glockenspiel
Cassius: keyboard
Veronica: djembe
Hermano y Consuela: agogo bells

Laurie: hoovering
Nick: ironing
Chris: washing up
John: sitting neatly
Lizzy: doily folding
Influences: Some Housewives Tips

1) Wash your shirts in starch for that crisp, brand-new look. Mmm, just like cardboard!

2) Don't use a tumble dryer to dry your towels; hang them up flat and they'll stay soft for longer. Fact.

3) Boys, when bringing a girl back to your bachelor pad, make a good impression: remember to wash your sheets... and your penis. (Thank you, Daisy.)

Come to our next spectacular for more exciting and informative tips.
Sounds Like: Check out these thrilling press snippets for a clue...

Clash, the UK's glossiest independent music magazine, has us down as ones to watch in 2008! How exciting! Here's our little slice of fame...

Look at Laurie's big face...

Here's what the lovely folk at Artrocker say about us in their band profile

"Their unique sound stems from a slightly drunken decision to play music which draws on Indie, Latin and Drum n’ Bass influences (I know what you’re thinking – don’t think that). It’s an eclectic mix, but it works phenomenally well. If you can imagine Jeff Buckley salsa dancing at a drum n’ bass night whilst members of the Young Knives look on, you’re probably somewhere close to what the Housewives have achieved."

Read the full article here.

Record Label: Filthy Little Angels
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Us and RGBs at Proud this Saturday

Good lord, it feels like an age since we wrote a blog. Probably because it has been. Oops...Anyway, we've got a brilliant gig this Saturday: We're supporting RGBs at Proud Galleries in Camden. Whoop! ...
Posted by The Housewives on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:54:00 PST

How remiss of me...

I missed two or three tip-top videos off my bollock-gnawingly bored round-up t’other day. Suck these:’Virus’, Deltron 3030Ever wondered what Del and Dan the Automator were doing befo...
Posted by The Housewives on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:53:00 PST

Blog ’til boredom boils

Afternoon,A rancid morning of commuting and getting wet has driven me into the welcoming arms of the internet. Well, what else are you supposed to do when you pitch up at work all bedraggled only to f...
Posted by The Housewives on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:13:00 PST

Were in Clash magazines Ones to Watch in 2008! and we have a gig this weekend...

Hello lovers,We've been remiss about updating the blog with exciting new snippets of thrilling stuff, but that's because January is the cruellest month, despite what old T.S. would claim. We've had tw...
Posted by The Housewives on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 03:41:00 PST

Festive fun: a lovely profile on Artrocker!

Hello, More braggging for the inbetween bit of the festive season: we've been profiled on Artrocker.com!Obviously, you should go and read it. They say very nice things about us, including the followin...
Posted by The Housewives on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 04:07:00 PST

A Christmas song for you, and our end-of-year review...

Hello chaps, So, 2007 slides away from us in a slow drift of office Christmas parties, late nights on the sauce and hours spent in shady bars catching up with people you haven't seen for 12 months but...
Posted by The Housewives on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:36:00 PST

Were on the Queens ezine! And Bloom.de!

Oh yes we are. I suggest you go take at look at both of the following now. They have words and pictures; how exciting!QueensBloom The last one's in German, which we don't speak. Can anyone help? When ...
Posted by The Housewives on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 08:57:00 PST

Reviewed in Artrocker!

Look!Just think, I could've bought Tom a pint and made the Housewives band of the year...Don't forget our Xmas bash tonight, kids. Just look at the post below for full details!Nick Housewife...
Posted by The Housewives on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 09:58:00 PST

It’s our Christmas party!

See you there, lovers...
Posted by The Housewives on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 03:42:00 PST

A quiet night in&

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers,...
Posted by The Housewives on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 10:02:00 PST