Everything Pizza
Diverse and adaptable
You enjoy the full buffet of life
It's hard to you play favorites with friends... or flavors
There's very little that you dislike! What's Your Pizza Personality?
Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures
- MikeyBear's Sexy Acronym -
M is for... Mouth-watering
I is for... Inviting
K is for... Kissable
E is for... Enchanting
Y is for... Yearning
B is for... Burning
E is for... Erotic
A is for... Arousing
R is for... Risque
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"Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be sought by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, do not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish..."
-- The Boondock Saints
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Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle...
Purity Test
MY RESULT: Completely Contaminated
You beast, you. Save yourself now before your mother has a nervous breakdown.
On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 1 Purity Point out of 6. (Honestly, we’d prefer to make it zero out of 6, but then we’d have to get the authorities involved, and you’d have to hire a lawyer, and, well...it’s more hassle than it’s worth.) Even though, on our scale, you’re pretty much the scum of the earth, there’s still a way for you to redeem yourself and purify your soul. How about an exorcism?
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**i like funny, intelligent people who value themselves, the earth and other people, and are not wrapped up in political ideology or religious dogma. i work with people of every possible type, and it has taught me to be patient, accepting and understanding of every culture and lifestyle
assorted factoids: i often get asked "do you work here?" when i am in the record store. i was in a Rocky Horror Picture Show cast for about 3 years. I am a huge horror buff (movies, books, comics, etc.). i love cooking, especially mexican food. i can't dance worth a shit. i laugh like an insane person, and it is apparently quite amusing. i have very noticeable dimples, which some find to be quite cute (always makes me feel like a dumbass). i have had all sorts of unusual jobs with unusual people. for some reason, gay men REALLY like my clothes (is that good or bad?)
things i hate: racism, sexism, homophobia, bigotry, discrimination, prejudice, ignorance, intolerance, selfishness, exclusion, dishonesty, those who value money over human beings, those who attempt to impose their morals/values/beliefs on others, those who sit in judgment on others, those who feel superior to others or have entitlement issues, narcissism, those who use religion to justify the mistreatment of others, those who accuse others of disloyalty or treason to gain political advantage, those who abuse power to gain money, leaders who lie, cheat and steal, hypocrites
things i value: equal rights for all people (regardless of gender, color, race, origin, religion or lack thereof, creed, sexual orientation, health status, age, disability, etc.), freedom of speech, the right of marriage for everyone, separation of church and state, a woman's right to make any and all decisions about her own body, freedom to protest things you do not find acceptable without being persecuted by the government or law enforcement, freedom to practice any religion or to have no religion, people who defend those who cannot defend themselves, altruism, random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty, peace, tolerance, love, the hunger for knowlege, inclusion, friendliness, acceptance, learning about other cultures and belief systems, supporting the arts (music, dance, art, drama) in schools and communities, those who can laugh at themselves and their ideas, those who make others feel welcome, valued and appreciated, teaching, helping others.