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Fatherland Almighty

NO LOSER METALHEADS, PLEASE!

About Me


You have been marked on my profile map! Click to make your own visitor map. Live life on the fringe. See past the veil of the ordinary. Smash your cable box and rip the antenna off of your car. Embrace the underground and all of its values. There's no tolerance for the plain and weak. If you are mediocre, you will be known for being mediocre. I'm very driven by pride, to the point where some say it could be my undoing. If you bullshit me, give me pathetic excuses, or slight me in any way, unless I've known you forever and value your friendship (and you'd better atone!) basically from that point on you mean nothing to me. I am not the forgiving type because I feel people shouldn't be stupid to begin with. And if they're conscious of it and do idiotic things willingly, should I even bother? I think not. I don't care if it sounds arrogant, but I feel I make enough money, have plenty of education, and just the right amount of true friends for it to not matter. Lastly, I am very much a capitalist; little do I care how un-black metal it is. If you want to eat out of dumpsters and look like some silly outcast that scares away potentially powerful allies and associates, then have at it! I have ZERO patience for black metal jackasses that think being a loser-failure and riddled with unambitious angst is productive. Just fucking kill yourself and get it over with, please! Some of us actually have the iron will to conquer! Look to the column at the left. If you don't support any of those crafts, genres, and philosophies all the way to the grave, then do not under any circumstances waste my time! I'M NOT ASKING YOU, I'M TELLING YOU!.. width="425" height="350" .... .. width="425" height="350" .... .. width="425" height="350" .... .. width="425" height="350" .... .. width="425" height="350" ....

My Interests

.. Finance, philosophy, metaphysics, film theory and aesthetics, politics, bodybuilding, world history, Freemasonry, Shriners, Knights of Pythias, The GOP, LaVeyanism, the darkest underground extreme metal, the sickest sadistic horror films of yesteryear, National Rifle Association, superhero comics, hardcore video games (2D fighters, 2D shooters, RPGs, platformers).

I'd like to meet:

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INTJ - "Mastermind". Introverted intellectual with a preference for finding certainty. A builder of systems and the applier of theoretical models. 2.1% of total population. Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs/MBTI) LISTEN UP, AND LISTEN WELL: LIKE-MINDED FOLK ONLY! I see films, listen to music, and enjoy things in a much different manner than most people. As such, if you are on my friends list, I will do my best to read all of your bulletins, listen to your music, watch your films, and support you in general. I can be your best friend or your worst enemy, depending on how you play your cards. I'm extremely ambitious as I am involved in many things, and have big plans for the future. If you just go to work and then go drink, we're not going to click, sorry. I like having too much to do and I love BIG cities that beg for lots of money to be thrown around. No mountains or oceans for me! FILTH THAT MUST NOT APPROACH ME: "Up in da clizub" trash (TAKE YOUR FUCKING "BLING" AND LIGHT YOURSELF ON FIRE!), MTV trash, trash that judges a video game based on its graphics, wiggers/"phat baby gurlz" (you know EXACTLY what I mean!), weak and pathetic Eastern philosophy adhering poser-trash, fake trendy bisexual attention whore trash, modern horror film trash, "I'm soooo drunk" trash (drunk off of what, plastic bottle liquor? Great job!) and other trendy-ordinary tar pit slum scum please go elsewhere! I don't care what the FUCK you have to say, and I doubt it's anything I want to hear! Yes, I'm not super-friendly, I like what I like, rarely do I make exceptions, and you know what, I just don't fucking care. I spend THOUSANDS of dollars collecting my stuff (and I don't burn music or films, I think it's low class, sorry), countless hours writing reviews for magazines and websites, and spreading general news to support the crafts. It's not a game, a trend, or some flavor of the moment hobby I'll "grow out of" (and grow into what, exactly?) in a few years. I've been doing this a LONG time, and I'm in it for good, thanks!

Music:

For the most part 99% underground metal. Burzum, Graveland, Absurd, Veles, Krieg, Paragon Impure, Destruktor, Vomitor, Sadistik Exekution, Beherit, Revenge, Black Witchery, Wotanorden, Holocaustus, Blasphemy, Kvist, Archgoat, Spite Extreme Wing, Angel Corpse, Profanatica/Havohej, Von, Der Sturmer, Maniac Butcher, Deathspell Omega, Brankald, Grabnebelfursten, Acheron, Clandestine Blaze, Watain, Antaeus, Necromantia, Noctuary, Absu, Averse Sefira, Pantheon, Ulfhethnar, Det Hedenske Folk, Nachtfalke, Impiety, Forest, Legion of Doom, Bannerwar, Frostkrieg, Nergal, Infernum, Pagan Winter, Murder Rape, Hate Forest, Morbosidad, Enochian Crescent, Opera IX, Gontyna Kry, Angantyr, Nitberg, Tsjuder, Grand Belial's Key, Kult ov Azazel, Conqueror, Elite, Manticore, Inquisition, Judas Iscariot, Sombre Chemin. Also classical/neo-classical, 80s new wave/new romantic, ABBA, ambient/darkwave, a bit of goth/industrial, some lesser-known dark 70s disco (not prom night and wedding party crap), John Williams and Jerry Goldsmith film scores, and last but not least some classic heavy and thrash metal (DO NOT SAY "OLD SCHOOL", THAT IS GHETTOSPEAK!) like Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Manowar, Savatage, Dio, Accept, Scorpions, Queensryche, Razor, Exciter, Laaz Rockit, Assassin, Hobbs Angel of Death, Bulldozer, Mercyful Fate, Kreator, Overkill, Slaughter Lord, Iron Angel, Nuclear Assault, Hirax, and Artillery.

Movies:

CALIGULA, INFERNO, WITCHFINDER GENERAL, ANTHROPOPHAGUS, EMANUELLE IN AMERICA, ZOMBIE, CANNIBAL HOLOCAUST, XTRO, THE NIGHT EVELYN CAME OUT OF THE GRAVE, THE CANDY SNATCHERS, THE WITCH WHO CAME FROM THE SEA, LET SLEEPING CORPSES LIE, Q - THE WINGED SERPENT, HOT SUMMER IN THE CITY, XTRO, RAZORBACK, M.A.R.K-13, 1990: BRONX WARRIORS, MEN BEHIND THE SUN, IN A GLASS CAGE, DR. BUTCHER M.D., DON'T GO IN THE HOUSE, THE BIRD WITH THE CRYSTAL PLUMMAGE, SALON KITTY, LAST HOUSE ON DEAD END STREET, PIECES, HOUSE OF WHIPCORD, THE NAILGUN MASSACRE, CUT AND RUN, ANTHROPOPHAGUS, CONTAMINATION, SNUFF, ESCAPE 2000, HITCH-HIKE, CANNIBAL MAN, THE BURNING, 2019: AFTER THE FALL OF NEW YORK, NIGHT TRAIN MURDERS, THE PROWLER, CONQUEST, MS. 45, HITCH-HIKE, MANIAC, I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE, SALO, DELIRIUM, THE STUFF, SCHRAMM, ISLAND OF DEATH, WITCHFINDER GENERAL, CONTAMINATION, MACABRE, BUIO OMEGA, DRILLER KILLER. Also anything Arnold, Star Wars Saga, Jurassic Park Trilogy, classic Disney (FUCK PIXAR!), Indiana Jones Trilogy, Back to the Future Trilogy, a SMALL dose of classic anime, porn shot on film, various 70s urban/vigilante films, various '80s sci-fi and fantasy, spaghetti westerns, but Eurohorror and Eurotrash most of all.

Television:

Married... with Children, Robotech, G.I. Joe, Voltron, Transformers, Thundercats, Silverhawks, BraveStarr, Hawaii Five-O, The Love Boat, M.A.S.H., T.J. Hooker, L.A. Law, Remington Steele, Falcon Crest, and early seasons of The Simpsons. SEE A PATTERN?

Books:

LaVey, Crowley, Orwell, Huxley, Nietzsche, David Bach, Donald Trump, Carl Sagan, L. Ron Hubbard, Ayn Rand, Dan Duchaine, Machiavelli, Robert Greene, Albert Pike, Ragnar Redbeard. All things strange and megalomaniacal. Basically philosophy, guerilla finance, the occult, jurisprudence, ethics, militant bodybuilding, and history as long as it is well written and insightful. I have to learn something to read a book, I don't read fiction novels. For a fiction fix I prefer superhero comics.

Heroes:

Patrick Bateman, Tony Montana, Caius Caligula, Palpatine, Zod. NRA Forever! All these years later there's STILL nothing better!EXPULSION OF WRATH!

My Blog

Why I hate liberals.

Because they're devoid of logic and reason. They're the ones who say idiotic  quips like global warming is a "cycle", and wouldn't dare blame it on overpopulation. After all, we have the right to...
Posted by Fatherland Almighty on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:04:00 PST

People who can't spell.

Seriously, why do they even have a pulse?
Posted by Fatherland Almighty on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:03:00 PST

Black metal.

Why is this crap suddenly trendy? Who said it was okay? MORONS!!!
Posted by Fatherland Almighty on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

Pirate-motif

Okay, so some mediocre movies come out based on a kickass ride at Disneyland (which actually SUCKS now that they changed it to have Johnny Depp's face plastered on it everywhere), and now everybody th...
Posted by Fatherland Almighty on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:58:00 PST

Blackjack, anyone?

Anytime is a good time!
Posted by Fatherland Almighty on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:33:00 PST

I love CDs.

You know, there's just something about holding something solid in my hand with kickass artwork, photography, and lyrics that mp3s just don't capture. Sure, if I listened to pop 40 or other fun crap it...
Posted by Fatherland Almighty on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:45:00 PST

The stupid low-carb trend.

It appears that this fucking idiotic American fad is going the way of the overalls with one strap. I haven't seen as much advertising for it nor have I heard a peep about it from just being out and ab...
Posted by Fatherland Almighty on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 12:31:00 PST

Cloak and Dagger!

I was in Blockbuster today (don't ask, seriously, just don't ask!), and noticed it on the shelf in the Children's section. It just had to come home with me! Man, I haven't seen this in FOREVER! I'll h...
Posted by Fatherland Almighty on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:05:00 PST

An Inconvenient Truth

Well, my natural aversion towards liberal guiltmongers (espcially ones with cuntrag wives!) aside, this was a pretty good film. Somewhat disheartening, but hey, we can't have 6 billion peopl...
Posted by Fatherland Almighty on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 12:21:00 PST

Impaled Nazarene

I really dig the first two albums, pretty insane and blinding-fast stuff. I've cherished them even since they first came out all those years ago. Suomi Finland Perkele had its moments, though overall ...
Posted by Fatherland Almighty on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 12:11:00 PST