The Deadbeat Dads

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Wanted for escaping the perils of injustice in many known and not so known continents spanning the globe, this group of selfish, womanizing, judge hating,broke ass motherfuckers have united to create a carefree, truth confessing, unmistakable sound of redemption aimed straight at the women and court systems that have fucked single fathers out of any kind of decent life cause of the scam called child support. Leading this group of hedonistic sluts is the one and only master of manipulation, king of karaoke, jeff o'brien.Known only within the extra cool circles, this character just may sneak in on your loved one if given the opportunity. Next comes the leaders ruthless brother jay o'brien, a skin pounding madman whose personal friendship with OJ Simpson has allowed him to connect and work for such acts as TSOL, Long Beach Allday, Agnostic Front, NOFX and Brotherhood of Anger. On guitar, fueled by the injustice of the Orange County court system, comes the fed up with females, self gratifying, chris bradford. Realizing the perils of the female reproductive system, he opts to entertain himself with an extensive library of smut. Also known to front the Long Beach bands, Buzzbomb, Glue Factory and others. Consistently abusing himself along with his loved ones comes jason gilbert on bass guitar. This reclusive creature with a nack for the lady's should have died years ago, but is physically maintained through the phenomenon known as "alcoholic pickling", preserving his body in a state of agelessness, making him irresistible to bi-polar groupies. Last on the most wanted roster comes matt vargas.A legend in the fertile land of Paraguay, this guitar master of ass has escaped all accounts of paternity claims. More than likely to get fucked with a back support suit, he also played for long beach legends Dessension and with jay in Long beach Allday.