Kelly - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have lived in Alameda, San Jose, San Diego, and Los Angeles. I am a student of history, media, and culture. I have personally experienced the mystical power of the number 47. I know Han Solo shot Greedo first.

My Interests

Stories of fantasy, horror, and madness. Magic and Science. Comic Books. Antiquity. World War I and II. Zelda. Mini-Golf.

I'd like to meet:

Captain Kirk, Count Dracula, and The A-Team. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

Lemon Demon/Trapezoid. "Weird Al". Pink Floyd. The Grateful Dead. Black Sabbath.

Movies:

Time Bandits. Evil Dead II. Altered States. The 'Burbs. Frankenstein Created Woman. Star Wars prequels.

Television:

Knight Rider. Star Trek. Danger Man. The Prisoner. Maximum Exposure. Voyagers! T.J. Hooker. The Mysterious Cities of Gold. Freaks and Geeks.

Books:

Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH. Conan by Robert E. Howard. Stephen King's It.

Heroes:

Shatner. Ernest P. Worrel. Grigory Yefimovich Rasputin. Jack Burton. Johannes Kepler.

My Blog

The Incredible Hulk : Killer?

In the recent New Avengers : Illuminati one-shot, written by Brian Michael Bendis, a SHIELD agent is depicted informing Iron Man that the Hulk has killed dozens of people during a rampage in Las Vegas...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 24 May 2006 05:21:00 PST

Unaussprechlichen Kulten

"Nameless Cults" aka "Unspeakable Cults" aka "The Black Book" aka Unaussprechlichen Kulten was written by Friedrich Wilheim von Junzt, an eccentric German poet and philosopher. Originally ...
Posted by Kelly on Wed, 24 May 2006 12:48:00 PST

The door is open

Why is it that people describe a door as being "open" when it is in fact closed and unlocked? Say "It's unlocked" not "It's open." Because it's not open. It's closed. I've seen...
Posted by Kelly on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:02:00 PST