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Jeff

You can't be part hip and part yup.

About Me

I prefer to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with the peanut butter on top -because that's the RIGHT way.

My Interests

Craptacular movies, reefer, postmodernism, ephemera, making t-shirts, googie, futurism, art nouveu, victorian era, aliens, entheogens, terence mckenna, carl jung, star trek, foreign foods, Robots with a heart of gold, clean sheets, and taking really long showers.

I'd like to meet:

Raymond Scott, Walt Disney, Joe Dante, Leon Theremin, Buster Keaton, Carl Sagan, Terence McKenna, Jim Henson, Mark Borchardt, Bill Hicks, and the 'Me' from the Mirror Universe.

"My Photographic Trip to Traveltown U.S.A." ..

Music:

Air, Boney M., Beatles, Depeche Mode, Pet Shop Boys, Electric Light Orchestra, Beethoven, Blondie, Mozart, The Faint, The Cars, The Doors, The Flaming Lips, Oingo Boingo / Danny Elfman, Smiths / Morrissey, Yello, White Zombie, Raymond Scott, Sister Rosetta Tharpe, Lemon Demon, Herb Alpert, Django Reinhardt, Doug Kershaw, Kay Kyser, Bix Beiderbecke, i monster, Bhangra, Bizet, Clara Rockmore, Cliff Edwards, Elmer Bernstien, James Horner, Marie MacGillis, The Model Millionaires, The Jazzabilly Blues, The Hot Toddy Trio, The Hot Club Quartette, John Williams, Jerry Goldsmith, Glenn Miller, Helen Kane, Jackson 5, The Pixies, Spinal Tap, Tenacious D, Weird Al, Willie Nelson... and of course Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem

Movies:

Airplane, Aliens, American Movie, The Apple, Back to the Future, The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Boogie Nights, Brain Candy, The ‘burbs, Cabin Fever, Caddyshack, Casino Royale (not the new 007 movie, the psychedelic spoof from the 60s), A Clockwork Orange, Close Encounters, Condorman, Dead Alive, Dr. Strangelove, Empire of the Sun, Evil Dead, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Ferris Bueller, Fight Club, Freddy Got Fingered, Ghost World, Ghostbusters, Goonies, The Great Muppet Caper, Gremlins, Happiness, Harold and Maude, Head, Heavenly Creatures, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Hudsucker Proxy, Innerspace, Monty Python and the Meaning of Life, The Muppet Movie, 1941, Office Space, Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure, Return of the Living Dead, Return to Oz, Robocop, The Shining, Silver Streak, Singin’ in the Rain, South Park, Star Wars, Starship Troopers, Super Troopers, They Live, This is Spinal Tap, Three Amigos, Three Caballeros, Tombstone, Top Secret, 2001, UHF, Vacation, Weird Science, Wet Hot American Summer, Xanadu

Television:

Conan, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Arrested Development, The Office (UK and US), Ali G, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Star Trek particularly DS9, Kids in the Hall, Fraggle Rock, Maximum Exposure, Dinosaurs, Drive-In Reviews, Stella, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, The Soup, Good Eats, MuppetBabies, Battlestar Galactica, Little House on the Prairie
[Internet Shows: Clark and Michael, Wainy Days, Drunk History, TrailersFromHell.com]

Books:

...anything esoteric.

Heroes:

Buster Keaton, Terence McKenna, Joe Dante, Carl Sagan, Nikola Tesla, Charles Ingalls

My Blog

Ah-deh-dooey-dem-bel-uh... the rap

Running from the law he was Charles Lee Ray,But the hillside strangler had seen his last day.Got tagged in the chest by a cop, oh so tragic&Chuck's only hope was to whip out the voodoo magic.He called...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 06:39:00 PST

Card Blanche

My sister got me some apple gift cards for Christmas and my birthday.  She's awesome... and hilarious! ...
Posted by Jeff on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 02:40:00 PST

my unrelenting thirst for Disneyland

So recently I've been buying assorted bootleg Disney DVDs from this place online called extinct-attractions.comBasically, its some guy (read his bio section... orphaned by his mother in a motel near D...
Posted by Jeff on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 01:01:00 PST

The Daily Show... with lil’ Jonny Stewart

In response to the massive uploading and subsequent removing of Daily Show content to youtube, google, etc., Viacom has lifted the curtain on a great thing ~ The Daily Show Archive ~ a catalogue of he...
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:59:00 PST

Diligent Note Taking, pt. 1

I've never really been able to take notes in a 'classic' sense.  Throughout high school and college most of my notebooks were lightly emblazoned with the illegible scribbling of words that no lon...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 12:24:00 PST

tv-links.co.uk, RIP... we hardly knew ye

tv-links.co.uk shut down... i guess it was only a matter of time... Now how am I gonna watch my commercial free television? When will show producers wise up and move to micro casting their content on ...
Posted by Jeff on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 11:28:00 PST

Career Opportunities

On a recent business trip I was pleased to find out that the 1984 Summer Olympics Mascot is now working in construction.  You go for the Gold Sam!!! ...
Posted by Jeff on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 07:10:00 PST

Rant on Advertising Pt. 2: Ball Joke Plagiarism

Need I say more?
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 06:25:00 PST

Edwardian undergarments for the suppression of erectile embarrassment

Fake ad from The Sling Shot....
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:48:00 PST

Leslie Neilsen vs. Nature (or is it vs. Himself)

In 1977 William Gridler, the dir. behind such horribly wonderful classics as Grizzly and The Manitou, made this gem...  The brilliant poster says it all really.  However the highlight of t...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 07:19:00 PST