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jim

I am here for Friends

About Me

Five feet nine inches of hot burning love.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My grandfather, Slash, Bill Clinton, George Carlin, Conan's Masturbating Bear, Hunter S. Thompson, the dumb motherfucker who designed my apartment, Mr. Furley, Walter Sobcheck, Theodore "Donald" Karrabatzas, and the Dude.

My Blog

Life is Good

Life is Good.So very very good, and I'm greatful for every measely moment of it. Thank you.
Posted by on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 21:18:00 GMT

Frustrated

Frustrated that I have less friends now than ever (regardless of what myspace tells me)Frustrated that I've wasted another day without smilingFrustrated that I'm so self-centeredFrustrated that it's m...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 16:34:00 GMT

Ho-hum.

Nestled somewhere between the uber-celebrated 4/20 and the unfortunately less-revered Earth Day was the one month anniversary of the death of my old dear friend Brett Cutts. It's funny how you have c...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 11:53:00 GMT

Confessions of a Self-Loathing Derelict

When I was about nine, a friend of my dad's let us stay in his really nice condo on a lake while they were out of town. I had to take a shit real bad, but didn't make it to the toilet in time, so I c...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:25:00 GMT