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umm smoking crack (It's a joke smart ass)...food and my new found "appreciation" for nature....(I peed on the trail :-0) reading. running up and down my street naked screaming... humping the garden hose, talking to the toilet seat, fried tofu, beating up large men,guns,cars, stuff that moves by itself,Hockey, Basketball, beer bonging coffee, pretending to work, power tools, pictures "Bling", Funny people, pretty people, hangin with my family and friends, anything that makes me laugh............................ shits and giggles...literally ....
You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you!
How Evil Are You?
Well just moved here from Dallas but all the following...... people that dont annoy me, yeah so that way its wide open. other sarcastic people... FUNNY People,I like to laugh until I pee on myself...and uncle fuckers who lick frogs and hump air.and people with three legs.people that like talking about poop ...and burp alot. Please people, I am NOT a tour guide, I'm so enthralled that you moved here from wherever the fuck and all but DO NOT ask me to show you around. I'd only tie you to a pole naked and leave you there. (shit...now I'm the asshole looking for friends....feels kinda weird on this side) NO!!! I AM NOT interested in being in a threesome with you and your wife, girlfriend, mom, dog or brother....(this still applies) oh yeah, if you are a guy with any pictures of you without a shirt on or with your mucsles flexing or if your wearing any kind of college frat boy shirt or hat, DO NOT try to add me i will send out a team of butt raping donkey dick midgets to stretch out your anus!!! (Still true.) Do i Know you or your band? Better yet Do I like your fucking Band? If not then NO!!! HONEST PEOPLE!! If there is such a thing. people who lie and cheat can fuck off! so other than that i'm wide open
Get your own music....
wild at heart, lord of the rings, igby goes down, requim for a dream,mallrats, quills, the returner, love and a 45, doom generation, casino, twin peaks, the house of yes, seven, spirited away, fast times at ridgemont high, drop dead gourgous, city of lost children, lost boys, there is no pattern here and chaos is kinda fun
I've been watching way too much Discovery Channel, National Geographic, Travel channel, and cause of my kid, Hannah Montana (clearly I need a job). CSI, Chapelle show, SNL, South park...heads growing out of asses....Good stuff