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NEWTON

I am here for Friends

About Me

First, I was born one day. And then some stuff happened. I'll probably die at some point. The end.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

CHUCK NORRIS, Jessica Alba, Jaime Pressly, Tiger Woods, NBC Fear Factor's Joe Rogan, Terry Bradshaw, Tony Romo, Marion Barber, Carrie Underwood, Jon Voight, Adrianne Palicki, Toby Keith, Kobe Bryant, Casey Affleck, Simon Baker, Ned Beatty, Bill Parcells, Jerry Jones, Wade Phillips, Dirk Nowitzki, Jason Kidd, Jason Terry, Spud Webb, Josh Howard, Steven Soderbergh, Stephen Gaghan, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, John Cena, HHH, Big Show, Jeff Hardy, Edge, Dan Wheldon, Reed Sorenson, Dolph Lundgren, Lou Pucci, Lorenzo Lamas, Lorenzo Lamas's daughter, Barney the Dinosaur, Laverne and Shirley, Gary Coleman, Troy Aikman, Julius Jones, Ahman Green, Adrian Peterson, Steve Smith, Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Brendon Small, Andrew Bowen, Bill Pope, Caleb Deschanel, Chivo Lubezki, Jaoquin Baca-Asay, Jonas Akerlund, Jeff Cronenweth, Michael Winterbottom, Joe Pytka, The Guy who got yelled at by Christian Bale, The Guy who directed Super Mario Brothers the Movie, Giant Beach Balls, The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, and Samuel L. Jackson.

My Blog

New Fall Fashions for 2009

Hey there, you glamorous fashionistas!  Fall is right around the corner, and you know what that means... NEW WARDROBE!!!  And I'm here to tell you what's hot THIS YEAR!The BIGGEST trend for Fall 2009 ...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Sep 2009 12:47:00 GMT

REBOOT!

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Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:44:00 GMT

Remember?

Remember when I used to blog?  Yeah... that was awesome.
Posted by on Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:47:00 GMT

Hello?

Do people still read this thing?  Do people still blog?  Or is that like sooooo 2006?
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 10:54:00 GMT

TOP 10 WORST MOVIES OF 2008

In honor of today's Oscar Nominations, I present to you THE TOP 10 WORST MOVIES OF 2008!  I know 2008 didn't have a whole lot of great movies (as this year's nominees will atest...HOW DID STEP BROTHER...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jan 2009 20:27:00 GMT

Christmas Wish

I'm not asking for much this year.  Only THIS:PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASE!!!
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:22:00 GMT

Logging in

If I have to do a Captcha one more time just to LOG IN to myspace, I'm deleting my account.  Seriously.  This is ridiculous.
Posted by on Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:50:00 GMT

To all my Republican friends...

... Welcome to how I've felt for the past 8 years!  Payback is a BITCH.(please don't misconstrue that last statement as me being partisan in anyway.  I think both parties do a pretty good jo...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 07:16:00 GMT

So apparently this was a big deal

Cause it's on the front page of MySpace.  Along with some other really important news.  Such as how to make a vampire costume. 
Posted by on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 15:54:00 GMT

If you wonder what I do all day...

I worked on this job. And by work I mean set up lunch, take out trash, and sit on the truck all day.  I did however get a free T-shirt.  TWO free T-shirts actually.  If you count the red one...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:12:00 GMT