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maya

I humped jesus and the mashed potatos...

About Me

i only came here to do two things.....kick some ass and drink some beer.......looks like we're all outa beer.

My Interests

crotchless panties, suspension, naked crisco twister, nude yard work, main lining herion

I'd like to meet:

your right hand hand...apparently...........its a good time.....

Music:

I am really into sound tracks: the little mermaid, lion king, rocking out on sesame street.

Movies:

rocky horror picture show, dream catcher, romy and michelle's high school reunion, killer condum, killer tomatoes, necromancer

Television:

days of our lives, passions, as the world turns, cops, dr. phil, martha stewart's living, seventh heaven, dawson's creek, buffy, jerry springer, ricky lake, the pet psychic, teletubbies, and my favorite....infomercials

Books:

the joy of sex and cooking, men are from mars, women are from venus, everybody poops

Heroes:

jenna jameson, oprah, lee harvey oswald, Eric Estrada, and Gary Coleman