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Big Ken

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About Me

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What can I tell you about myself. Well I'm 5' 2" tall, weigh about 500lbs, have me one of those purty double wide homes, I have 12 hound dogs named Bubba and one cat named Dammit and I am currently pursuing a career in the aluminum recycling industry!Okay seriously. I am a Pre-Press (digital graphics) Manager at a Direct mail printing company by day I do work with Small Guy Music http://www.smallguymusic.com/ and JC Model Travel http://www.jcmodeltravel.com/ and on occasion a part time bouncer at Curtain Club http://www.curtainclub.com/ in Dallas on the weekends. Ooooppppssss! Almost forgot part time roadie for The Josh Goode Band http://www.joshgoodeband.com/ Damn! I keep busy don't I? I am a male escort (everybody wants me to walk them to their car) I enjoy listening to live local and national music, (you guy's know who you are), spending time with my wonderful daughters every other weekend, and hanging out with my friends. According to my friends I am a real nice, Trustworthy, Reliable and smart guy....at least that's what I hear before I'm asked to fix a car or door, lift something heavy or change a lightbulb, etc...etc..I do not like fake people who are always trying to sell themselves, if you want to impress me just be yourself! If you would like to know more just ask!

My Interests

Live Music, Movies, Camping, Reading, Chess..etc

I'd like to meet:

Anyone Real! Just be yourself! (Bullshit artist's need not apply!)

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According to experts, my personality type is :
Border Line Psycho Killer

Other people like me display these traits.

  • They voted for bush
  • They suffer from road rage
  • They dine and dash
  • They like black lingerie

  • Take the Ink Blot Personality Quiz at JokesUnlimited.com ken's lame-ass excuse to break up:

    "My imaginary friend is jealous of you"

    'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com

    Music:

    All music except for gangsta type rap (it's annoying as hell!I'm real proud of this one though!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLMikVL4fDg

    Movies:

    Let's see I have around 350 DVD's and 140 VHS Tapes so umm..yeah I like movies.
    You scored as Wolf, Hey hey hey! your like me! a Proud wolf.

    Wolf


    100%

    Bear


    80%

    Hamster


    70%

    Eagle


    40%

    Snake


    40%
    What animal best suits you?
    created with QuizFarm.comIn Loving MemoryOf course this just Rocks!

    Television:

    I really don't watch that much TV

    Books:

    Anything to do with history, Terry Brooks, Jack Higgins and Clive Cussler

    Heroes:

    Jesus, Dick Butkis, Spiderman, Al Bundy, Homer Simpson and EEK the Cat!
    What type of person do you attract? Your Result: You attract unstable people!

    Congrats, you are an 'insane' magnet, and you probably have no idea why. Something about your mix of styles, how you walk not just 'one' lifestyle, but appear to have a foot in them all. To the insane, you appear to be a beacon of hope and they will flock to you, like it or not. But, they ARE insane. Lucky for you, the insane tend to be the best sexual lovers, just the rest of the package deal may not be for you.


    You attract rednecks!
    You attract geeks!
    You attract artsy people!
    You attract Yuppies!
    You attract models!
    What type of person do you attract?
    Quizzes for MySpace

    My Blog

    Thank you US Goverment!

    By KIMBERLY HEFLING, Associated Press Writer 20 minutes ago --> end storyhdr --> WASHINGTON - Veterans make up one in four homeless people in the United States, though they are only 11 percent of t...
    Posted by Big Ken on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 05:50:00 PST

    This is why I support our Troops! This is why I care!

    TEMECULA, Calif. - He was one of America's first defenders on Sept. 11, 2001, a Marine who pulled burned bodies from the ruins of the Pentagon. He saw more horrors in Kuwait and Iraq.Today, he can't k...
    Posted by Big Ken on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 03:40:00 PST

    Military Pay????????

    Military paid too much ? You be the judge ! This is an Airman's response to Cindy Williams' editorial piece in the Washington Times about MILITARY PAY, it should be printed in all newspapers across Am...
    Posted by Big Ken on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 12:29:00 PST

    HPW Survival Guide courtesy of my little bro!

    Thanks Shawn! =) HOW TO POOP AT WORK We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convinc...
    Posted by Big Ken on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:14:00 PST

    A Christmas poem to remember

    **************************The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,My daughter beside me, angelic in r...
    Posted by Big Ken on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 05:37:00 PST

    What is?

    I just read an article about students in a college in Orange California where the new student council banned the Pledge of Allegiance before each meeting because it insults their "Ideology". Therefore...
    Posted by Big Ken on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 01:17:00 PST

    In Honor of Veterans day!

    "Dear Civilians, "We know that the current state of affairs in our great nation have many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military. For those of you who can't join, you can still lend a h...
    Posted by Big Ken on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 09:21:00 PST

    Just to make you think

    Just in case you don't recognise Ben Stein by name - he's the one that does all those commercials in that dull monotone voice!!!! He was also speech writer for President Nixon.Something not to laugh a...
    Posted by Big Ken on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:00:00 PST

    Those born 1930-1979

    TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED the 1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dres...
    Posted by Big Ken on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 07:58:00 PST

    The Laws Of Man

    International Rules of Manhood01: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella02: It is okay for a man to cry under the following circumstances:a. When a heroic dog dies to save its master.b. ...
    Posted by Big Ken on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:44:00 PST