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Bobby

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About Me

"Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rob Dyrdek, Chris Boykin, Jack Black, Mike Rowe, Wes Anderson, Oliver Stone, Charlie Parker, Rudyard Kipling, Bono, Robert De Niro, Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Bruce Willis, Terry Gilliam, Antione Adolphe Sax, All of the Beatles, Tom Hanks, Nelson Mandela, Sean Connery, Stan Lee, Danny Elfman, Alan Silvestri, someone that looks just like me, Jim Carey, Stevie Ray Vaughn, the blue haired worm with the red scarf in Jim Henson's "Labrynth", Nethaniel Hawthorne, The fellows from Flight of the Concords, Steve Buschemi, Al Pacino, anyone better than me at anything I want to get better at, Will Smith, Thomas Edison, Pablo Neruda, and a Monk... except the Monk would have to live deep in the tallest mountains of Tibet in a temple at the top of an unnecessarily long staircase that nearly kills me to climb. Or you could replace the Monk with Jet Li but only if the staircase is half as tall.

My Blog

Good Deeds and Hard Work as Karma Collateral

It does not work like this. You can devote all of your energy to something and the true pay off comes only when you are not always expecting a return. Doing good deeds and sewing positivity only comes...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 09:23:00 GMT

Grateful...for what its worth...

When were you to surface in a quiet conversation or a thunderclap? And now were you a crow's beak, black against the sky, or a neon light? The glow was soon eclipsed of the fireflies that ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 01:59:00 GMT

The Bottom of my Stocking...

About three days ago, my good friend Josh Goode and I engaged in a debate. That debate being - which one of us was the better poet. Those who know me also know that I have been wrting p...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 17:56:00 GMT

We were hungry

An ode to thee we belt with effervescent songs of infinite appreciation. Like an undying mist on the glazed mountain caps or the warmth of the sun on our faces you are there. Fuel to feed the fires th...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 14:21:00 GMT

365 days too long

Can we keep eternity in a bottle and place it on the shelf like the wine we sipped just a short time ago? Can we drink ourselves silly on this like we used to on our feelings for one another? I rememb...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 00:01:00 GMT

Stand with you

Realizations of mortality brush by thoughts of what might have been. There's this friction that comes in waves and chirps of the loudest silence that can be heard. The clock strikes and way too soon ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 18:18:00 GMT

One closes...Another always opens

A neophyte in the face of something felt as too real to be true, with thoughts in these pockets and feelings in shoes Questions that rise in the midst of demise of ineffable throbbing hearts pounding,...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 18:14:00 GMT

random

So I'm sittin' here smokin' a grit with a cockroach and I decided I need a hiatus from normalcy. I reach into the back pocket of my brain and pull out a thin slender bottle opener that was a gift from...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:07:00 GMT

Apto Quod Victum

What foregoes that which we hold most dearly inside? Compositions of reasons and revelations encroach the vast existence of that which our souls yearn for. So where is my heart piercing needle in this...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 16:01:00 GMT